The Ellimist of Oz (challenge: Parody)
"Who calls on the Ellimist?" boomed the gigantic voice.
Hesitantly, Cassorothy stepped forward.
"It is I, Cassorothy!" she called. "My friends--the Cowardly Andalite, the Marcrow, the Tin Android, and Totobias--and I would like to ask for your help."
"Bring me the credit card of Rachel, the wicked witch of the west!" replied the Ellimist of Oz.
The Marcrow snorted. "Rachel's credit card? You gotta be kidding me."
Cassorothy nodded. "I don't need to get home that bad."
The travelers departed, leaving the Ellimist to cry in frustration, "And I wanted to catch that sale at Spencer's Gifts, too!"
