Hey and hello to anyone who has stumbeled across my story. This is my first-ever fic, so be nice!
I have invented a few new characters for this story, (or horribly changed the old ones personality), and I diddn't bother introducing them in the actual story, so I will do the introduction of these characters before (or right after) their first apparence. In this chapter there are two people who needs introduction. You probaly know Sonic and Shadow already, else you wouldn't be reading a Sonic theHedgehog fan-fic, would you?
Pepper Box:
Is Shadow's girlfriend. She has telepathic powers and works at a cafë on emerald beach. She is a purple hedgehog with a nice personality, and believe it or not, she apsolutely, completely resents Sonic. She is as tall as Shadow, and her quills hang down in a way similar to Amy's.
Miles "Tails" Prower
Is one of the unlucky bastards whose personality has changed. The main, and most obvious difference from the Tails we all know and love, is that he is a total pervert.
Part 1, The Makeover
It was early Sunday morning. The sun was barely visible over the houses of Station Square. Sonic and Tails were sneaking in a window in Shadow's house. They both carried bags, and they both kept looking nervously around, to make sure no one saw them. They silently snuck into the kitchen, were Shadow was standing, back to them, making breakfast.
"Mornin, Shadow!" Sonic said.
"Gyyyaaaahhhhhh!" Shadow said, calm and composed as always.
"Man, Shadow, calm down." Tails said, as he helped clean up the cereal Shadow had spilled everywhere. "You'll wake up the entire town!"
"What do you guys think you're doing, sneaking in like that!" Shadow panted. "You scared the freakin hell out of me!"
"Ehm, we're here to ask you a favour, and we didn't want everyone to know!" Sonic said.
"Shadow?" said a sleepy voice. "Who are you talking to?"
The door to the bedroom opened, and Shadows girlfriend, Pepper, entered the kitchen. In her underwear.
For a few seconds, Sonic and Tails just stared, while Sonic slowly moved his hands over Tails' eyes. Then...
"AAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIH!" Pepper screamed and covered herself with her hands, before she virtually flew back into the bedroom.
Since Sonic seemed to be in a state of shock, Tails took matters into his own hands, and ripped Sonics' away from his face.
"What did you do that for!" he said angrily. "I'm not that young!"
Sonic still just stood there, growing paler by the second, looking as if he was about to hurl. Shadow just looked a little pissed!
"And besides," Tails mumbled. "You made me miss the entire show!"
THAT woke them up!
"WHAT did you say?" they shouted.
"I said..." Tails started heatedly, but changed it to "Nothing!" in a little girl's voice when he saw the expression on Sonic and Shadows faces.
Just then, Pepper emerged from the bedroom, this time in her usual clothes.
"I'm leaving for work now!" she said. "I have an early shift at the café today."
And as she bent over to kiss Shadow, she added in a low voice: "And what are those two doing here?"
Shadow just shrugged his shoulders.
And as she got to the door, she also said "'bye" to Tails. Sonic could just go f himself!
"What kind of bloody favour were you talking about?" Shadow snapped as she closed the door.
"Well, here's the deal:" Tails said. "Sonic wants a vacation! He's tired, and wants to go to China for a while, and he want you to take his place while he's gone."
"Yeah, it's like, no one will miss you!" Sonic said.
"Hrmpf!" Shadow said.
"Argh, not like that! I mean that you are out of town for weeks all the time. There won't be anything strange of you being gone for a while! Me, on the other hand..."
"And who," Shadow said. "Will ever mistake me for you?"
"That's why we brought" Tails said as he opened his bag. "Quill-gel-remover!"
"Aiiyy!" Shadow whimpered.
"Blue quill-colour!"
"Argh!" he cried.
" And, last, but not least, a razor for your chest-hair!"
"AAHRGHRG!" Shadow screamed and clenched his hands around his chest-hair.
"NO WAY!" he yelled. "am I doing this. I wouldn't do this for... for..."
"Not even for a years use of quill-gel?" Sonic said, as he opened his bag to reveal over a hundred bottles of super-strong quill-gel.
"A... years... quill-gel?" Shadow said. "A... whole... year?"
"Yep!" Sonic said. "A whole year! Will you do it?"
"For how long" Shadow said, while staring longingly at Sonic's bag.
"Three weeks!" Sonic said.
"No Way!" Shadow snapped. "I won't do it no longer than a week!"
"Okay, so we'll say two weeks, then!" Tails concluded.
"But..." Sonic said.
"But..." Shadow said.
"FINAL" Tails ordered, and both Sonic and Shadow figured it was no use to argue.
"First," Tails said, walking around like an officer. "We got to wash all the gel out of your quills. Sonic don't use that stuff!"
"I like it more natural!" Sonic said proudly.
"Perhaps you should reconsider that decision!" Shadow mumbled.
"Hey, what do you mean with that?" Sonic said angrily.
"Exactly what you think I do, snailboy!" Shadow said.
"Who are you calling snailboy, you fake little rat!" Sonic shouted.
"I'm calling you snailboy, snailboy!" Shadow said smoothly.
"HEY, STOP IT!" Tails shouted. "Now let me wash this shit out of your quills."
He approached Shadow with the gel-remover.
"Oh, no you're not!" Shadow said, dodging Tails' attempt to wash him. "Do you now how much time I use, caring for my quills?"
"Too long, you gay hedgehog!" Sonic mumbled.
Shadow ignored him with enormous amounts of dignity.
"Nobody touches these quills but me!" he said, as he grabbed the bottle and marched into the bathroom.
20 minutes later, he emerged with 100 per cent gel-free quills.
"GYYYYAAAAH!" Sonic and Tails shouted. When Shadow didn't use gel, he looked like a different hedgehog.
His quills hung down limply, and by his face, you could tell that he was not extremely happy about the idea of going out in the public like that. He kind of looked like a red and black version of Sonic, except for the chest-hair, of course.
"Argh, I look like I just got out of bed!" Shadow groaned.
"So that's what Shadow looks like in the morning!" Sonic said. "Pooooor Pepper! I withdraw what I said about natural being better! You look terrible!"
"Of course I do!" Shadow snapped back. "I look like you!"
If looks could kill, Sonic and Shadow would both be dead by now.
"And now," Tails said, desperately trying to change the subject. "for the quill-colour."
"And we have to swap shoes." Sonic said, taking of his own. "That is, if you can run without those fancy sneakers of yours."
"Of course I can!" Shadow snapped, taking of his shoes and replacing them with Sonics. He wabbled for a few seconds, but as he found balance, he did nicely.
Sonic had more trouble, cause Shadow's shoes are rather hard to use if you haven't got any training. But at least, after a few minutes, he managed to stand upright without support.
"And we've brought you some green lenses!" Sonic said, as he tipped over, and had to throw his arms around Shadows neck to avoid falling. He, offcourse, backed off causing Sonic to fall flat on his stomach.
"Uh, Red, really doesn't look good on me!" he continued as he got up again.
"course not, its a cool colour" Shadow snorted as he grabbed the colour and went into the bathroom, obviously having enormous trubble not to laugh.
"And don't forget to shave!" Tails yelled after him, as Sonic opened the door and throwing in the razor. "ARGH, careful! You almost took my ear of with that!" Shadow shouted back.
For ten minutes, they could hear Shadows pathetic cries of agony, shouting things like "I hate you both!" and "You guys owe me big time for this" through the door, while he shaved of his precious chest-hair.
About 3 hours later, "Sonic" emerged from the bathroom, covered in towels from head to toe, wearing Sonic's shoes and a pair of brand new, green lenses. Tails and Sonic turned away while he removed the towels. They turned around, Tails holding a mirror, and...
"GYYYAAAHHH!" "Sonic" and Sonic screamed.
"I look like him!" "Sonic" yelled.
"He looks like ME!" Sonic screamed. They pointed at each other and screamed a little more.
Tails just laughed at their reaction. And it was true! They looked exactly like each other, like identical twins.
"Talk about extreme makeover!" he smiled. "I wonder if I could make a girl fox robot who looked this real! I got to try that!"
So? Whataya think? Reviews are welcome!