No new characters in this chap, it's pretty much a dialogue between Tails and "Sonic" (aka. Shasow). It's pretty short, too!

And, just in case, Disclaimer: I don't own Sonic, Shadow, Tails, Big, Amy orKnuckles. The rest are mine to keep. moahaha


Part 2, Training the Impostor

"Okay, Shadow!" Tails said. "Sonic is gone, so from now on, you are him, understand?"

"Whatever!" "Sonic" grunted.

"And to make the act more liable," Tails continued. "I'm gonna call you Sonic all the time, okay?"

"Whatever!"

"And you have to stop saying "Whatever" all the time! Sonic don't do that!"

"Whatever!" "Sonic" said while shrugging his shoulders.

""Sonic", did you even hear what I said?" Tails said impatiently.

"What are you freakin callin me crappy Sonic for?" "Sonic" said angrily. "I'm not bloody Sonic, I'm Shadow. I'm the ultimate life form for Gods sake! Show some bleedin' respect! I don't freakin like this damned disguise, but cant you, the only crappy one who knows about this shitty thing, use my real freakin name!"

"That's what I just told you." Tails sighed. "To make the act more liable, I'm gonna call you Sonic all the time!"

"Nope!" Shadow said teasingly. "You just told me to not say whatever all the time!"

"Yeah, but before that!"

"Hrmpf, whatever!"

"Don't say whatever!"

"What Ever!"

"Stop! Saying! Whatever!"

" I can bloody say whatever as much as I freakin want!"

At this point, Tails was so pissed at "Sonic", he hit him in the back of his head with a flat hand.

That turned out to be a mistake!

"Oooouuchhh!" Tails screamed, picking four long, bluedyed quills out of his hand. "Argh! All my friends are so spiky!"

"I'm not your bloody friend!" "Sonic" mumbled. "I'm just here for the damned gel!"

"And you have to stop swearing so much." Tails said. "Sonic don't do that, either!"

"I can freakin swear as much as I bloody want!"

"Pleeaasee!" Tails pleaded.

"Whatever" Sonic grunted.

"AAAAARRGHHHHH!" Tails screamed. "You're driving me MAAAAD!" He ran around the room, tails spinning, hands rubbing his head. "Sonic" just stood there watching, as Tails slowly calmed down. ...slowly...

"Okay!" Tails panted after a while.

"'Bout time!" "Sonic" mumbled.

"You know Sonic!" Tails said desperately. "Just try to act like him!"

"Whatever!"

"DON'T SAY WHATEVER!"

"Okay," "Sonic" said. "Chill litleguy! I'll try!"

"Could you try brightening your voice a little?" Tails said, calmly. "Yours are too deep!"

"Like this?" "Sonic" said in a little girls voice.

"Do you really" Tails said."Think Sonic sounds like that?"

"No, I think he sounds more like this!" "Sonic" said in a voice as if he had a particularly bad cold, sounding more like a parody of Sonics voice.

"Nope" Tails said.

"Like this, then?" "Sonic" said.

"Yep, that's more like it!" Tails said happily. "You just sound a little bit hoarse, but that's okay! Keep it up! You know how Sonic is!"

"Whatever!" "Sonic" said.

"ARGH!" Tails yelled. "STOP SAYING..." Then he saw that "Sonic" was laughing.

"What's so funny" Tails asked angrily.

"I'm sorry!" "Sonic said, in an almost perfect voice. "Its just incredibly amusing, pissing you off like that!"