Sorry 'bout slow updating! I'm soo lazy!

Hey, if anyone thinks I have too many fancharacters, feel free to tell me! Not that I will do anything about it, but it's nice to hear theoppinions of thepeople .

And disclaimer: I don't own any of the Sonic characters

"..but I will! And then, I will Rule the World!"

Rachel: "Eggman? How the hell did you get into my authors note?"

Eggman: "Today, I rule the authors note of some unpopular fanfiction, tomorrow, I'll Rule the World!"

Rachel: "You don't own any frakin' authors note, youre not even in this fic!"

Eggman: sniggers "I am now!"

Rachel: sighs "Yes you are, now get the hell out!"

Eggman: "I don't want to! I like it here!"

Rachel: "Well I don't like that you're here, so now you will get out of here, andI will go on with the story!"

Eggman: "If I don't leave, you wont be able to write the fic! MOAHAHAHAHA!"

Rachel: sighs "I hoped it wouldn't come to this..."

Eggman: "What? What do you mean?"

Rachel: "I'm gonna write you into teletubies-land!"

Eggman: "Teletubies?"

Eggman hugged Lala.

Eggman: "No! Get me out of here! No! NO! NOOOOOOOOO..."

Rachel: sniggers "This is fun..."

Part 10 How to detect if a hedgehog bleeds

"...!" "Sonic" said, gloomily. "Very funny!"

"What's up with you today, Sonic?" Marco asked. "You're so gloomy."

"It's that time of month!"

"Ha ha!" Kim said. "Aren't you the funny one!"

"No, seriously, its my period!"

"Ehm, newsflash:" Catherine said. "You're male. Males don't bleed, only females do, and even if you for some strange, freaky, crazy, hedgehog radiation-reason you did, you're not wearing underwear. How I know? Well it's quite easy to see, since you're naked. Without underwear, there's no way you can wear sanitary towels, which means that if you'd had your period, you would have blood all the way down your feet. And, since you don't have blood all the way down your feet, we can conclude that you don't have menstruation."

"Tampons, Cathy, I use Tampons!"

"No you don't, cause on tampons, there are a string that you are supposed to pull when you want it out, or else it would be stuck in there, and believe me, you don't want that, that we girls hide in our undies, and, since you don't wear undies, if you used a tampon, we would be able to see a long white string hanging out of your little, blue, non-existent pus..."

"YYYUUUUUUUCCCHHHHH," Marco yelled. "That's so GROSSE! You actually mean that you have a long, white string... Out of... Blah, that's so disgusting!"

"Don't tell me you didn't know?" Kim mocked.

"Yeah," Cathrine said. "It's weird you didn't, but we could show you if you'd like it!"

"No!" Marco whimpered. "Don't wanna know, don't wanna know, don't wanna know!"

"If Sonic speaks the truth, he should have a nice thread..."

Kim and Cathrine turned to "Sonic" with identical evil grins.

They turned him over and overpowered him, but just as they started "unfolding" his legs, someone yelled:

"Heeeellllooooooooooo? Anyone here? Anyone? Where the hell am I?"

It's short, I know, but I didn't feel creative when I wrote this, and it felt so strained, so I just had to end it.