A/N: First, soooooooo sory for the long wait! Whats it been, months! I had accually pretty much given up this story, but then...I GOT A REVIEW, telling me to UPPDATE! So, now I'm uppdating! THANK YOU, Kyo. It accually took me a while to figure out who you are, but I guess I'll see you at chool tomorrow? grins

I see I haven't had reviw responses in the previouschapters, so here it is:

Shadow stalker: I'll think about what you're saying, but this is my very first fanfic ever. Gh0st-Xer0: Wew, did I spell your name right? Anyways, thanks, glad you like it! RC-SonicCRAZED: I am uppdating! (just really slow, guess I'm dead now, then) lilangel 12: Glad you like it! ri2: If you don't like the fancharacters, stop reading the story! 'Cause, they are fundamental! And, I don't know what came over me in the last chapter. It just...got...wrierd... Donna Cherry Torn: Glad you liked it :D Ultimate: :D:D:D:D, stange is what I'm going for! Kyo Hazumi: Funny that, I know where I live too... and, you're not the one visiting me every other sunday... Oh, and, I'll only update the next chapter if you draw Suri:D

Part 11 The Weakest Link

"Huh?" "Sonic" said. "Who's there?"

And added: "And how the bloody hell did you manage to get lost here? It's in the middle of town, for god's sake, learn to read, there's signs everywhere!"

"Oh," the someone said. "Well, I still don't know where the hell I am! I think I'm in the bloody wrong town! Here am I, just trying to save that Zelda-chick so I can go home and mind my own business, then suddenly I find myself..."

"Wait, did you say Zelda?" Will said. "Link, is that you?"

"Who else should it be?" he said grumpily as he emerged from the fog. A/N: Wait, what the , what freakin fog? I thought it was windy? Well, we'll say that somewhere between "Sonic" being prayed by his friends and the tampon-string-assault, the wind had subsided and the fog had arrived, which also explains why it took so long before they recognised that annoying little elf! Author grunts. crappy mind, can't even decide the weather Back to the story. "I'm the main character, right?"

"No, you're not, I am!" "Sonic" yelled. "And you're not in the wrong town, then you're in the wrong world idiot"

"Who are you?"

"Guess three times!"

"Sonic the hedgehog?" Link said in surprise and shock.

"R-rright..." "Sonic" said hesitantly.

"Where the hell am I? Don't tell me I've ended up in a Sonic game?" Link groaned. "Argh, this is so embarrassing!"

"What's embarrassing?" "Sonic" said, but was ignored.

"This is not a game, Link!" Kim said. "This is where we, plus all Sonic-characters, are when we don't have anything better to do!"

"I've always wondered why it's called Sonic-characters." "Sonic" mumbled to deaf ears. "What's so special about Sonic? Why don't they call it Shadow-characters? Or Tails-characters? Or..."he continued mumbling to low to be audible.

"Argh, those Nintendo-crew-idiots always send me to other Nintendo-games or places." Link said.

"It's Sega!" "Sonic" corrected.

"They're really mean to me! Just because I have rather bad sense of direction, doesn't mean that they should treat me like this! All this Nintendo-world-surfin's driving me crazy!"

"This. Is. SEGA!" "Sonic" said.

"Yeah, that is really mean!" Cathrine said. "You shouldn't let them! You're the hero, remember?"

"Some hero" "Sonic" grunted. "How old is that kid? Ten?"

But for some reason, nobody bothered to listen to him just then.

"You have to stand up to them!" Will said.

"Yeah, the Nintendo-crew is probably just a bunch of screwed-up losers who have nothing better to do than bulling a young fictive elf-boy!" Marco added, as mature as ever.

"(Eh, fictive? Oh, whatever!) Yeah, you're right!" Link said. "I got to get out of this Nintendo-nightmare! Hah! No more Nintendo for me! They'll be sorry they ever bugged me! Tey'll be sorry they ever met me! They'll be sorry they ever invented me! Oh yeah, Nintendo is going down!" he walked away into the fog while still mumbling things like: "I'll get the hell out of this business. Think I'll be a bad-guy next. Always wanted to kill Zelda! Mohahahahaha...cough..ha..cough...ha...ha... eh, where am I?" And so he disappeared into the mist.

Then mist disappeared, and they saw him round a corner saying: "Crap, there goes my mysterious disappearance!"

And then the wind started to blow again.

"Man, that was pointless!" Marco said.

"Totally!" Will agreed. "What a bloody waste of time. And what was he doing here anyway?"

"He was probably lost!" Kim laughed. "Wonder if he will ever find his way home?"

"Feh, whatever!" "Sonic" sighed.

"Good point!" Cathrine said.

"Shitt!" Marco announced with his eyes on his watch. "We're late!"

"How late?" "Sonic" asked.

"Weeeell, school started fifteen minutes ago!" Cathrine said, bending over to have a look at Marco's wrist.

"Well, that's not too bad!" "Sonic" said.

"It takes half an hour to walk to school from here!" Will said.

"Not for me!" "Sonic" said and started running.

"HEEEEEYYYYY!" Kim screamed. "WAAAAAIIIIIIIT!"

"What?" "Sonic" yelled, turning and running back to his "friends".

"Did I forget something?"

"Yeah!" Marco said. "Like, eh, us!"

"No," "Sonic" said. "I knew you were here!"

"Sooo," Kim said. "You were going to just leave us here?"

"Eh, Yeah!" "Sonic" said, without understanding what was the big deal with that.

"Wait for us, will ya?" Cathrine said.

"Argh," "Sonic" groaned. "But you're so damned slow. Wait, I've got an idea!"

He fished out the Chaos Emerald.

"We'll warp! Thats even faster than running!"

"Yeah," Marco said enthusiasticly. "And lots more fun!"

And so they all warped to school.

A/N: Pretty lame ending, eh? Well, I DON'T CARE! I won't even bother saying: "Sorry for the lame ending!"

...crap, I think I just said it anyway...

Me, the author of this, is getting tired of this whole scenario, and want's to get to the next chapter, which, by the way, will be yet another chap with nothing to do with the story at all, as fast as possible. And, I'll introduce a new fancharacter.

So Learn To Live With It! Hah hah haah! I AM IN CHARGE!

...Man, that felt good!