I hereby declare this story UPPDATED! whopie!

Part 12 Miles "Tails" ...Prervert?

At the school, Tails' day had started out normally.

He had flown into the classroom in the third floor through the window and sat down to work on his next invention. (Tails' has got special premition from the principal to work on invenions in class, as long as he donates them to the school, wich he offcourse never does).

After about five minutes of working, hammering and swearing, he had noticed that the principal was standing in fromt of the class with everywones full attention. He was apparantly holding some kind of speach.

"...and, since your old teacher, miss Crable, has retired because of an evil-minded prank innvolving fifteen flamethrowing flying robots, seven walking machine-guns and a full-scale replica of the biolizard, all with the innitials MTP and two orange and white tails on the side, you will be having a new teacher from today."

At this point, he stared out into the class and said: "And if anyone happens to know who was behind this prank, I would very much like to know!" He stared at Tails. "I already know who did it, but unfortunatelly, I can't prove it! Do you happen to know who it was, Miles?"

"Idunno!" Tails said, shrugging his shoulders while staring at the sealing. The whole class broke in to applause and laughter while Tails returned to his machine.

"Well, back to your new teacher" the principal said. "Her name is Melissa Pham, and she recently retierd from..." he was interupted by a loud, fart-like sound from Tails' machine followed by a roar of laughter from the class.

"Sorry!" Tails giggled without looking up.

"Well, anyway," the principal continued irritatedly. "Here she is, your new teacher!"

The door opened, and every boy in the room (except the principal and Tails, who didn't look up from his machine) fell in love(and broke into crhonical nosebleed). Cause throught that door came Malissa Pham, retired supermodel, winner of every beauty contest in the living world and winner of the prestigeous "sexiest babe alive"-award.

...and also the record-holder of having the most plastical surgery to her...er... most prominent features...

"Hello!" she said happily, either not noticing the staring males or ignoring them. "I am miss Pham, and I will be your teacher. Now, I dont know where you are in your books, so I will just walk around and ask you a few questions. Oh my," she said as she spotted Tails. "Don't this look interesting. And who are you?" she asked, now standing right over Tails, looking down at him. (A/N: May I say that her top had a rather low cut, so her previously mentioned most prominent parts now seemed to, like, fall out!)

"Im Miles Prower," Tails said, still not looking up. "but you can call me TaiHOLY BOSSOM!"

As you might how guessed, he now looked up, nearly rubbing his nose into the most well-developed equipment he had incountered in his life.

"Well, thank you..." Melissa said.

"..." Tails said longingly, not moving his head whatsoever.

"And what are you working on?" Melissa tried.

"..." Tails groaned, still frozen sollid.

"Hey!" Melissa said irritably. "I'm up here!"

"I'l be there in a second!" Tails said, but withous moving an inch.

Now, Melissa got angry.

"Hey you perverted little brat!" she snapped, grabbing the fur on Tails' head and forcing his face up.

"Where do you think you are, in a classroom or in a stripclub?"

"I think," Tails said dreamily. "I'm in heaven!"

Melissa hissed loudly and continued furiously:

"And who do you think I am, a teacher or a WHORE?"

Tails sighd in pleasure. "I think you're an angel!"

Thats where it snapped for Melissa.

She screamed and bitchslapped Tails so forcefully he fell of his chair.

Then she grabbed his tails, lifted him up and spun him like a lasso before she threw him athletically out the window, before she picked up his machine and threw it after him.

They heard a scream, then a laugh: "haha, you dindn't know that I could flyyyy."

Then they heard an even louder scream as Tails spotted his large machine fallin on him.

They heard an "AAAAUUUUUCCCCHHHHH!", a large crash, silence, and then, a muted:

"...That... ... ...hurts!"

"Well, class!" Melissa said, suddenly perfectly happy again. "Where were we?"

Okay, I have honestly no idea as of were I'm going with this story! I don't even know if I'll continue writing it! I have a few more chapters planned, but after that, it's just STOP!

Can people PLEASE tell me if I should cuntinue this story or not?

...I like cucumbers...