Enough
pieces of Zordon fell into the Power Chamber after being blown
apart
by Andros in space. He takes one look at the place and
realizes
that he's going to need a little help.
"Alpha 5!"
"Ay
yi yi yi yi! Zordon! You're back! I'll alert the Rangers
and..."
"No
Alpha. I need you to do something different today. This place
is
a sty. I need someone to clean this place up, and fast!"
Alexis
Davis sat unknowing how different her life would end up
today.
She threw some random papers and sighed. That's when she
began
to feel the pull. In a few seconds, she was gone in a blur.
She
reappeared in the Power Chamber, looking disheveled from her
ride
over.
"I
ask for a cleaning person and you send me THIS unorganized freak?
Oh
well, I'm sure she'll be fine once I give her the power."
"I...I'm sorry, what power?"
"You know, the power? Aw here."
And
in a poof Alexis gained a suit, beard, glasses, and a really
bad
hairpiece.
"THIS power. The power of...DOBSON!"
Alpha
stuck up his digit. "Uh Sir, that doesn't really sound all
that
intriguing. Maybe you shouldn't say it with such oofph."
"EVERYTHING
must be said with OOFPH! We're trying to be
SUPERHEROS
here!"
"Actually
all you're trying to do is keep you're lazy ass from
cleaning
the place up!"
Zordon
"Hmm"ed. "Okay so you're right about that one. That is
your
job
now Alexis. Whenever I call for you to, use your Power Morpher
and
call upon your ancient powers to morph into Dobson."
"I'm
sorry Sir but, would you care to explain to me just why I should
do
this for you?"
Zordon
rolled his eyes. "Because the power chose you you are the
one
blah
blah blah. Geeze it was easier working with teenagers for
crying
out loud!"
Dobson shrugged and got to work dusting and vacuuming.
Within
a few minutes Zordon got bored. "Okay, this is tedious.
Alpha,
I need some company. Bring to me someone who knows
everything.
Well, I'd settle for someone who thinks they do anyway."
Cameron
Lewis was standing at his office mirror. "You are a champ.
Well,
at least until it comes to that whole 'father' thing."
The
next thing he knew he was in the Power Chamber. He took a look
over
to his side. "Alexis? You're a...man. Is this a gay
thing?"
Zordon
snickered. "No, try teenage boys in spandex outfits. Now
THAT'S
gay!" Zordon sat back in thought for a moment. "Although
the
girls
didn't look half bad. Mmmm. Kimberly Hart. Oh yeah." Then a
sad
look crossed his face. "Man it's times like these I wish I
had
hands
so I could whack around."
Cameron
pouted thoughtfully at the tube. "Well, I only see one head
up
there. Maybe you should think about getting some genitalia
first.
Trust me this is professional advice. It's the only kind I
give."
Cameron said with a wink.
"Hey yeah you're right. Hey Alpha could you program me some..."
"For the last time Zordon, NO!"
Zordon whined. "Stupid bastard robot."
With
a cleaner, a discusser, and no genitalia, Zordon was ready to
begin
living again. Just don't uh, ask them to save the world
or
anything.
WEEOO! WEEOO! WEEOO!
"Okay,
now I know this wasn't in the original job description, but
Rita
Repulsa and Lord Zedd have come out of hiding. They must have
somehow
learned I was back. They've sent Goldar and Rito to wreck
havoc
in Port Charles. It's up to you to stop them!"
"Gee
I don't know..." Alexis opened her eyes and realized they
had
already
been transported to town. "That no good no balled head
guy!"
Cameron shrugged. "Well for ONCE I don't know what to do. You?"
Alexis shrugged. "Nope, no clue."
An
agitated voice came from out of nowhere. "Use the Morphers.
Call
on
your powers. Sheesh the teens figured THAT one out!"
So
Alexis and Cameron took out their Power Morphers, raised them
high,
and called out the names if their ancient powers.
"Stuffy English Guy!"
"Cocky Psychologist!"
And poof the change was complete.
Dobson
looked at Cameron who had no outfit to speak of. "What
exactly
is different about you?"
Cameron
looked himself over, then shrugged. "Don't know. I feel
pretty
much the same."
"Well I certainly agree with you Sir."
"I
highly doubt that was a compliment. And remember, I'm
always
right."
"Oh I don't believe it was one ither Sir."
"Okay,
you want to get truthful, because I can tell you what your
problem
is right now."
"Oh I DO so hope you can tell me Sir."
"This whole cross dressing thing? It's because you want to be a man!"
"Yes. I desire to scratch myself and spit about all the time Sir."
"Hey, don't make fun of my wonderful advice!"
"I believe some other name would be more appropriate Sir."
"No.
No no no. There is some deep rooted testosterone in you
Alexis.
And this is just a manifestation of some unrequited love
affair
that you want. Probably with Carly or Skye. You pretend to
hate
them so much, but maybe that's lust. As long as it isn't
Alice."
Cameron took a second to get the image in his head, then
broke
into a full body shiver.
"Bravo Sir, you've cut me to my quick."
"Damn right I did! You expected less?"
That
comment sent the two into such an argument that they didn't
even
notice
that their enemies had enlarged. Goldar and Rito shrugged at
each
other, then Goldar smashed the two "heroes" under his foot.
The
two
monsters locked elbows and then whistled a happy tune as
they
disappeared
over the horizon.
Well...we'd
tell you to watch it this Fall, but it appears our stars
have
just been killed. Hope you enjoyed this...uh...special made for
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