Well here´s the next chapter, I would like to apologise for my English spelling and grammar.
Please read on…Oh and I´m having Inner Sakura in this fic too now…
NOTE! I DO NOT OWN NARUTO OR THE "BARBIE GIRL" LYRICS I´M USING IN THIS CHAPTER!
Chapter 2- Sasuke´s and Naruto´s way of celebration...
"Did she really say that she was pregnant?" Naruto asked Sasuke.
Naruto and Sasuke had moved them self too a bar and sat there thinking about life and drinking Sake…Kakashi had left hours ago saying something about picking up his kid from school. They where still in shook but working their way out of it.
"Yes, she did…" Sasuke answered as he took another sip from his sake.
"Oh, thought so…" Naruto said.
They where all at the age of twenty-two. They weren't Kakashi´s students anymore. Sasuke was now a Jounin, he was supposed to have his own genin team now but he failed them on the bell test (his so cruel) just like the genin team before them. Naruto was in the ANBU squad, and has been there for a while. Both of them where still singles, Sasuke because he still diden´t have time for that kind of things, and Naruto because he was so damn clueless when it came to women. Of course he always went after the wrong ones.
Suddenly both Naruto and Sasuke where interrupted in their thoughts by no other than the Hokage herself. She was slightly pink on her cheeks and she was very happy to see them.
"Well hello there boys!" she said
"AHHH! Look Sasuke it´s the old hag!" Naruto screamed out and pointed at Tsunade.
"WHO ARE YOU CALLING OLD HAG? I AM THE HOKAGE OF THIS VILLAGE YOU SHOULD RESPECT ME!" Tsunade screamed at Naruto as she slapped him across his face. Sasuke only stared at the two of them and thinking that things never really changes…
"OWWW! OLD HAG! That hurts…" Naruto said as he had his hands on his burning face.
"I know. It was supposed too do that." She said as she took a seat next too Sasuke ignoring the "old hag" comment. "So what´s up anything fun?" she asked the two, as she ordered another sake bottle.
"Well we are celebrating…" Naruto said.
"Really, what?" Tsunade asked a bit curiously.
"Hn, Sakura´s pregnant." Sasuke said
"Oh…was that all…?" Tsunade said and drank right out of her sake bottle. But then it hit her what Sasuke actually had said and she screamed out in shook "SAKURA IS PREGNANT!" Tsuande mange to scare everyone in the bar with her sudden act.
"But that's good news, LETS PARTY!" she screamed out, and out of no where there came music and dancers, now everyone in the bar knew that Sakura was pregnant, and there was a big party going on…too bad Sakura diden´t know that there was a party for her…
And soon everyone in Konoha knew all exept one namely Lee.
Sakura coulden´t get too sleep. She was feeling guilty for telling her team before she told Lee, but she had to tell someone. Sakura thought back too when she and Lee had gotten together, it was about four years ago and she had been eighteen back then and Lee had been nineteen. The years flew by so fast and now she was pregnant with his child, she couldn´t stop herself from smiling. Until she got a strange feeling in her throat.
"Oh no!" she thought as she rushed up from her bed and into the bathroom. "Ah, is it too much to ask for too get to keep something that I eat?" she thought to herself when she got out to the kitchen. "Ooh! I wonder if I have any beans left…" she wonder. But was interrupted by a song that someone sang in her hallway up to her apartment.
Sakura slowly open the door and what she saw would make her die of laugh if she whasen´t attached by hormones. There in her hallway was Naruto and Sasuke standing and almost hugging each other as they sang Barbie Girl in their own way…obviously they where really drunk.
"I´m a ninja boy, in the ninja world
Life with training, it´s fantastic!
You can kick my ass, I´ve got plenty of them!" Naruto screamed/ sang out.
"Come on Naruto, let´s go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Naruto, let´s go drinking!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)" Sasuke sang. They where about to turn around and walk (stumble) away, When they suddenly notice that Sakura was in the doorway.
"HEY! Look Sasuke, it´s Bakura!" Naruto screamed happily and pointed into the wall (thought he was pointing at Sakura).
"Nope. That's not her." Sasuke said after staring at her a loooong time.
"NARUTO! SASUKE! What are you doing here in the middle of the night?" Sakura screamed, she was obviously angry at them for coming to her in the night drunk.
"Ohhhhh…so it was Hakura…you´re good Naruto." Sasuke said and scratched his forehead.
"Yeah! I´m good…care to join us Gakura…?" Naruto said and continued to look at the wall beside him, Sasuke whasen´t looking at all he had his eyes closed and hummed on some song.
"You…you´re drunk! Both of you!" Sakura said a bit in shook. She had seen Naruto drunk before, but Sasuke drunk…that was just wrong.
"Nha…just you´re imagination Takura." Sasuke slurred out.
"MY NAME IS SAKURA! AND YOU´RE GOING TOO BED!"
"NOOOO! Not bed, I wanna fly…" Naruto wined.
"You´re gonna by what?" Sasuke asked a bit confused.
"That's it I´ve had enough with you!" Sakura said and slammed the door in their faces. When she turned around, she heard a big THUMP! Sakura turned around again and open the door. There on the floor where her drunken old team meats.
"I should leave them here." she thought to herself. YEAH! NEVER MESS WITH A PREGNANT WOMAN, HA HAA!´ Inner Sakura screamed. "But I can´t do that I´m too nice…" she thought again. ´NICE, MY BUTT! LEAVE THEM THEY DESERVE IT!´ Ignoring her inner voice, Sakura went too a closet and pulled out two mattres and some blankets and pillows. Then she dragged them in and took of there shoes.
"There… I´m done, aren't I a perfect team member?" she asked herself. YEAH! TEAMWORK! SCREW YOU KAKASHI! I´M THE BEST! Her inner self screamed out.
After this night adventure Sakura went to bed and soon fell asleep dreaming about Naruto and Sasuke dancing in pink dresses under a rainbow with white rabbits jumping around and some was even on fire…odd, heh…
When Sakura woke up the following morning she was pretty happy until she remembered that she had two team meats with, probably big hang over in her living room.
"Urgh…I don´t whant to see them now…" Sakura thought as she went out from her room. And there they where sleeping like angels, or maybe not, they looked like shit both of them.
"Guess they wont be eating breakfeast , heh..." She thought as she made her way threw the mess they had made. When she saw Sasuke lying there she came to think of her crush she had on him for years. It had ended long before she knew it but she came to understand it about four yreas ago when she and Lee had gotten together. Naruto had giving up on her long ago too and they where now very close friends.
"What are you staring at?" Oops…Sasuke had caught her staring at him.
"Just thinking, how do you feel?"
"Owww…I have such a headache…" a voice said.
"Good morning Naruto, slept well?" Sakura asked teasingly.
"Sakura where´s the bathroom?" Sasuke asked looking really pale. Sakura pointed to a door and before she knew it both Sasuke and Naruto raced to the bathroom, they obviously weren´t feeling well at all. Sakura shrugged and walked in to the kitchen to find something to eat.
When Naruto came back he saw Sakura sitting there and crying.
"Oh no! She is crying again. What to do, what to do?" Naruto thought, with slightly panic.
"Sakura-chan what´s wrong now?" Naruto asked her.
"My…my…" she began
"Yes, yes you´re what?"
"My…my eggs, I don´t have any eggs left…"she sobbed out.
"There, there Sakura we can by you new eggs later." Naruto tried to comfort her but found it quit hard since she whasen´t listening to him at all.
"Well I´m okay now…" Sakura said as she wiped away some tears and continued too eat her food. Naruto sweat-drooped. Right then Sasuke walked into the kitchen and Sakura saw this as the perfect opportunity to ask them why they where drunk last night.
"So, anyone who whant´s to tell me why you two where drunk last night?"
"Hmmm…we where celebrating…" Naruto said and grinned at her.
"Really, what?"
"That you´re going to have a baby…"
"Thank you, you diden´t tell any one did you…?"Sakura asked.
"Tsunade." Sasuke said after he fell down on the chair.
"Yeah, yeah! Tusnade no one else!" Naruto said.
"Good! But promise not to tell anyone else okay? I´m going to work now, lock the door when you leave." With that said she went out the door. Naruto and Sasuke stared at each other, then made their way to their beds again.
"Good thing we diden´t tell her about that Tsunade screamed it out to everyone in the bar…" Naruto said. Sasuke only nodded in response.
"Do you think she will kill us if she finds out?" Naruto asked.
"I suppose she will at least try…" Sasuke said and then they passed out on their beds again.
WEEE! I´m done with the second chapter…Lee will be in the next chapter and Sakura will continue to fight her hormones…TA Ta … and please review!