Once Upon a Time

Chapter One

Disclaimer: I don't own anything about Naruto..

If I did I would give out cookies!

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"Come on Naruto, We have no time to wast if you want to get the princess as soon as possible." Called the young ninja Iruka, who was hovering over the limp body of a sleeping boy.

"Wake up, Naruto." Came another voice from far off, Kakashi, the other ninja who began the journy with the young Naruto and his secret crush Iruka.

Naruto peeled open one eye with a loud moan "But I was just about to look up the princess's fluffy see through dress." The blond whinned as he propped up on the palms of his hands. The sleep still written all over his face.

Iruka shook his head with a sigh as he stood up and looked down at Naruto with a small smile "Come on, We will eat as we walk." He muttered looking over to Kakashi with a nod.

The older man blinked then nodded back, while pulling out three small pieces of bread from a napsack. Kakashi first threw one to Iruka then Naruto, who was now standing up and folding his blankets, or more of just making it a big messy ball of cloth.

"Let us be off." Naruto grinned.

"I still don't see why you dumped her, Kakashi. She had a nice rack and everything. You were all set. But 'NOOO' you throw her away like the rest of your little tramps." Naruto hissed looking over at the man walking beside him.

Kakashi shrugged and closed his eyes with a sigh "It dosn't really matter, They are all happy now." He whispered to himself, but of course the nosy Naruto heard.

"What is your Is-"

"That is enough, Naruto! It is hard for a ninja to keep a relationship going. So you can't blame him, can you?" The young Iruka peeped, looking over the big map to Kakashi and Naruto.

Naruto looked at Iruka with a sigh and shook his head "I guess not. I've never had a girlfriend so I wouldn't know." He said sadly.

Kakashi looked away "I wonder why?" He giggled.

"WHAT WAS THAT?" Naruto yelled while placing two pale hands on the older man's neck with a look of sheer madness on his face.

Iruka almost dropped the map and jumped ontop of Naruto for the younger boy to stop but they were all innterupted by a loud crackle.

Naruto let go of Kakashi and let out a loud yelp "OH MY GOD!" He cried pointing to the most ugly thing he had ever seen while another hand on his head in shock.

There infront of the three men stood a man, or men. Two guys were stuck together sharing on big body. Two heads, two arms, two legs. Both heads looked oddly fimmiler too.

"LEE! GAARA! WHAT HAPPEN TO YOU?" The blond screamed.

Iruka and Kakashi looked at the creature infront of them blankly as Naruto kept jumping up and down.

"Yes, It is us. The evil lord Sakura did this to us. We now work fathfully by her side." The Gaara head said while using his side of the body to itch his crotch.

"STOP THAT!" Cried the other other head that was Lee "Don't touch that!"

"What? Even though we share the same damn body I can't itch where it itches?"

"Yes, It feels funny."

Naruto had a look of disgust on his face "Oh my god. You even touch yourself?" He screamed again.

"NO! NO! We don't touch our body! It feels funny!" Lee whinned while stomping the foot on his side of the body, which contained a leg warmer and a sandle.

"Every thing feels funny." Gaara said sadly "But we are going to kill you so the evil lord will make us seperate again!"

Kakashi shook his head "No you arn't." He argued.

"Yes we will." Gaara argued back "We totally will."

"No, You totally won't. Look." The older man pointed up in the sky " A frog."

Both heads, Lee's and Gaara's, looked up toward the sky.

"I don't see anything." Whinned Naruto, Who was also looking up and the sunny sky with a frown.

Iruka kicked Naruto's leg and pointed upward again "Look."

And there is was, A shiny blue frog falling from the sky only to land on Lee/Gaara.

"I knew blue was the new gay." Kakashi muttered shaking his head.

"What dose that have to do with anything?" Naruto whinned.

-End of Chapter-

If you don't know by now, I write crack fictions. So anything I wirte isn't supposed to make any sense what-so-ever. Except the fact at Naruto is saving princess Sasuke.

I hope you all enjoyed this!

I'll update soon!