WEEEEEEEEEE! Hello people! Here is the third chapter. And thank you for you´re reviews you´re so cute!

Oh! Well, about my spelling and grammar. I would go and ask my English teacher about it but he scares me… and I really don´t wanna talk to him…his the only person that actually scares me…anyway enjoy!

Chapter 3- His Back!

"Congratulations Sakura! I´m so happy for you." One of Sakura´s patience said to her when she gave them their medicines. All day long Sakura was hunted down by all kind of people, some she knew and some of them she diden´t even know existed at all. Sakura was at the hospital. She was a mediciel ninja and that meant helping out mostly on missions but also in the hospital a very demanding job for a pregnant women who would rather be home in her own bathroom and vomiting...But then again her old team meats where probably still in her apartment and sleeping, okay maybe not Sasuke but Naruto was for sure still there. This whasen´t the first time Naruto came to her in the middle of the night drunk. Usually Lee would look after him.

But now Sakura felt like she could kill her dear teammates, because some how the news that she was pregnant had come out and now everyone in the hole fucking Konoha knew about it! Everyone except for Lee and his team, or yaeh maybe her mother diden´t know. Sakura´s mother was on a vacation visiting her sister in hidden mist. After Sakura´s father died her mother had been out of control, she had done all kind of creasy stuff, but now things where looking brighter she would probably be very happy to know that her daughter is pregnant. But that could also mean that Sakura wont be alone for a moment since her mother is very demanding. Well anyway she was at least going to tell her Lee before her mother.

"Hmm, thinking about Lee I wonder when he comes home again, his been out on many missions lately, he will get himself over worked if he is going to keep up with the speed he has now..."Sakura thought to herself when she suddenly she saw something quit interesting, there in the waiting room was Gai. "Perfect I can ask him if he knows when Lee is coming home again." Sakura walked up to Gai. she noticed that he was in a deep sleep and tried too wake him but it diden´t work, then it hit her.

"Gai! You´re eternal rival is here to fight you!" When Gai somehow heard those words he was now fully awake and ready too fight.

"AHA! KAKASHI SO YOU DO FEAR ME!" he said and made a dorky pose. Sakura sweat-dropped.

"Hmm, Gai I need to talk too you." she said, Gai looked down at her and then got what have happen.

"Oh, so there is no fight with my eternal rival?" Gai asked Sakura

"I´m afraid not, I´m sorry for waking you up but I need to ask you when Lee is coming back?"

"IS LEE BACK!" he asked (screamed...)

"NO! But do you know where he is, I really need to talk to him." Sakura said, Gai looked at her really stupidly and then suddenly he creamed out (again)

"DO NOT WORRY! I MAITO GAI, WILL FIND HIM AND BRING HIM BACK TO YOU!" Gai made an even dorkyer pose (if that´s even possible) and rushed out from the hospital. ´DAMN HIS STUPID!´ Inner Sakura screamed

"That´s it, never ask him for information ever again, I´m going home my job is done here for today anyway." Sakura thought as she made her way to the changing rooms.

Naruto was feeling allot better, the hang over was nearly gone and he was eating ramen with Hinata. Sasuke on the other hand had went home he obviously did not feeling well at all, Naruto guessed that it had something to do with Sasuke not being much off a drinker. Naruto had learned to drink the hard way spending too much time with both Jiraya and Tsunade, that whasen´t healthy for the body... Naruto diden´t really dare to tell Hinata the news that Sakura was pregnant, he and Sasuke already manage to destroy it, and wanting to deal with an angry Sakura whasen´t on his ´to do´ list.

Then it hit him. Naruto and Sasuke was going to make this up to Sakura by give her something!

"But what would a pregnant, angry, creasy, wicked women like her want? A cake...ramen...Oh ramen! Or maybe not, I better go and see Sasuke-baka." Naruto left Hinata to pay the bill, and soon he was outside the Uchiha mansion. "Wuhaa! It is so big! I don´t think I ever been here sober..." Naruto thought. Then he remembered the first time he was at Sasuke´s home, he was very drunk...he and Shikamaru, Kiba and Lee was out, and came up with the fabulous idea to take Sasuke with them! Oddly enough Sasuke diden´t even let them inside the house. "What a basterd...hmmm diden´t we break his window back then because we coulden´t find the door?" Naruto then cursed his bad memory, for not remembering things when he was drunk.

Sasuke was on the floor in his living room. He diden´t manage to make it all the way to the sofa and fell asleep on the floor, well, he was awake now but to lazy to crawl all the way to the sofa. "Oh, I need to clean the floor...I hate cleaning, I could always make some fan girls do it for me, but then again I don´t want them in my house..." he was interrupted in his cleaning thoughts when someone knock on the door. "Do I have to answer that? Probably some stupid fan girls or Itachi...I hate Itachi..."Sasuke got up and was about to open the door when someone else open it and smacked it into his already damaged head.

"SASUKE-BAKA, ARE YOU HOME!" Naruto yelled and then saw Sasuke on the floor with a big lump on his forehead. "HAHAHAHAHAA! You look really funny with that giant lump! Where did you get it?" Naruto asked at the very pissed Uchiha.

"IDIOT YOU SMACKED THE DAMN DOOR RIGHT IN MY FACE!" Sasuke yelled, and this was bad, the Uchiha never screamed at people if he wasen´t really, really mad even Naruto knew this.

"Ooops..." Naruto said.

"Naruto." Sasuke said suspiciously calmly. "Die!"

"HELL NO!" Naruto screamed, Then there was a big fight. In the middle of the village and people where gathering around them betting on which one that might win. Sakura was on her way home when she heard allot of shouting and screams. Curious as she is she went there and what she saw made her very angry.

Naruto and Sasuke was fighting, the ANBU squads haden´t arrived yet and it was a total chaos every where.

"WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING!" Sakura screamed out. The audience went quiet, Naruto and Sasuke both stopped their fight, none of them diden´t really wanna turn around and face Sakura but they diden´t have a chouse now did they.

"Oh hello there Sakura, fancy meeting you here..." Naruto said, Sasuke was looking at the ground. Sakura was so angry at them. She coulden´t really tell why but it was probably her hormones that where attaching her again.

"You two must be creasy. Fighting like this INSIDE THE VILLAGE!" Sakura´s eyes diden´t look health she was truly pissed, and that made Naruto and Sasuke wanna run away and hide and not come back out until the winter. "I. Hate. You." she hissed out, and then screamed for all she was worth. "I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU! I HATE YOUUUUUU!" it was like ´inner Sakura´ had taken over her body and where screaming for world domination. The sky had some how become darker and it was raining slightly, the children where screaming in fear for the horrible lady and run to their parents. Then Sakura run of crying. Every thing was quiet until Naruto broke the silence.

"Sasuke." Naruto began "Never mess with a pregnant women." All the men in the audience made a little nod meanwhile the women glared daggers at Naruto for making such a rude comment (even tough it is true...) Sasuke only nodded slightly and then turned and walked away

thinking some thing about sending angry pregnant women at Itachi...that would kill him for sure.

Three days later Naruto and Sasuke where ready to meet Sakura again. They even brought her a present. Witch Naruto picked out with help from Hinata and Sasuke paid (against his will).

"Ohh! Guys you diden´t need to do that. Thank you so much!" Sakura said happily like nothing had happen three days ago. After she ripped of the paper she held up a pink dress for her baby. Then she started to cry.

"Oh lord! What´s wrong now." Sasuke thought irritated.

"AHHH! Shes crying. OH MY GOD WE ARE SOO DEAD NOW!" Naruto thought almost collapsing to the ground.

"What´s wrong Sakura-chan...?"

"What if it´s a boy...boys can´t wear pink dresses..." she said sadly.

"Then we get you a new one." Sasuke said blankly, he just wanted to go home and sleep on his floor again. It was so comfortable.

"Yeah, yeah! A new on!" Naruto said happy as ever. Or maybe not he will probably have a nervous break down if Lee diden´t come home soon.

"Well yeah, Okay thank you! Now get out. I´m gonna clean the house." After Sakura had thrown them out she began to clean the house until she found the TV allot more interesting than soup the floor. She spent the rest of the evening crying at the movies ´Save Willy´ and Home Alone Two´ and eating pork.

It was in the middle of the night when Sakura woke up from some sort of noise in the kitchen. "Someone is in my kitchen! A thief maybe? I better kill him anyway..." Sakura slowly got out from her bed, took her kunai with her and made her way forth the kitchen. She saw that the refrigerators door was open and the light shone at the thief. "Oh my god his so ugly, maybe it´s a monster?" Sakura thought when she saw what she thought was the ugly monster thief. "I better kill him and do the world a favor!" Sakura tackle the ugly monster thief to the ground and was about to stab him with her kunai knife if the ugly monster thief haden´t shouted out loud.

"AHHH! SAKURA IT´S MEEEE!"

"Die...whoops...LEE!" Sakura yelled and throw her arms around his neck.

"Yup I´m back with the spirit of youth in me stronger that ever!" Lee said and hugged her back.

"Ohh...Lee I´m so happy it´s you. Sorry for attaching you but I thought that you where an ugly monster thief." she sobbed out in his neck.

"Well everyone makes mistakes, shall we go back to bed? I´m tired from the mission." Lee said and helped Sakura up. Sakura was happy now when Lee was back home maybe she could tell him now. When they where lying in their bed Sakura felt it was about time to tell him the good news.

"Lee..."

"Hmmm..."

"I´m pregnant..."

"...snore..." Lee was snoring loudly, and Sakura was once again pissed. ´DAMN HIM! HE FELL A SLEEP! ´Inner Sakura screamed out. "Oh, he must have been very pissed...no! I mean tired. Or something like it." Sakura thought. ´YEAH! FUCK HIM!´ "OH! SHUT UP!" The combat between Sakura and Inner Sakura continued a while until she (the body) fell asleep.

The next day would be interesting, Sakura would try to tell Lee about the baby and she would tell her friends about it too.

At last I´m donne with this chapter…I think it´s kind of boring , but I will try to make the next chapter better…please review It makes me so happy and it makes me whant to write more…see ya!