NOTE! I DO NOT OWN NARUTO!
Chapter 4- The news…
When the morning came and Sakura was fully awake after a very exiting moment in the bathroom when her dinner from last night, came up to say ´hello´ again. When would this stop?
When she entered the bedroom again she saw that Lee was starting to wake up from his sleep. He slept like a dead fish all night, diden´t even wake up when Sakura was rushing to the bathroom now and then, not even when she was crying because her pillow fell down on the dirty floor when she run to the bathroom...
"God morning! Is the spirit of youth strong in you today?" he asked happily. Sakura glared at him.
"Hmm...What have I done now?" Lee thought to himself. Then suddenly she started to cry like creasy. "AHHHAHAAA! SHE´S CRYING THIS IS BAD!" Lee jumped up from the bed and rushed to Sakura, he hugged her tightly and started to cry himself. Well, this sort of made Sakura stop crying and she looked upat the crying Lee.
"Lee? why are you crying...are you hurt..." she asked him.
"No...not really, just crying because you did...by the way, why did you cry?" Lee stopped to cry and looked down at Sakura. Now was a good chance to tell him about the baby, hopefully he wouldent faint, just start to cry like a girl or something like it…
"Lee, I´m pregnant, were having a baby..." she said, he stared her in her eyes and then well…he fainted. ´FUCK HIM! HE FUCKING FAINTED!´ Inner Sakura was furious. This wasen´t supposed to happen. Well, no use in sitting here and look at a fainted Lee, she thought to herself. Meanwhile he was blacked out she could go get some breakfast and find the phone number to her mother. Even if Lee liked it or not they had to tell her mother. It just happened to be like this that Sakura´ mother diden´t like Lee at all, in fact she even tried to food poison him on the family dinner. Unlucky for her that Gai was there and eat Lee´s food. Poor Gai was in coma for six days…
Lee himself has no idea that Sakura´s mother hate him, he likes her just because she is Sakura´s mother. And if Sakura is wonderful, then her mother must be wonderful to, right? But he did have a strange felling when he was around her…
When Lee woke up again from his sleep (faint) he thought about what Sakura said before he fainted.
FLASHBACK
"Lee, I´m pregnant, were having a baby..."
END OF FLASHBACK
"I´m gonna be a father...HAHAA In you´re face Neji! I´m better on making babys than you are! In you´re face, in you´re face, in you´re face, in you´re faaa... Huh, I´m going to be a father...oh, that´s just...just very...interesting..oh dear."THUMP! And then our dear Lee fainted... again...
Sakura entered the room at the exact moment when Lee fainted again for the second time this day, and she had to admit that it was a bit annoying. So she decided to wake him up gently.
Sakura got some cold water and splashed it on his face. Lee woke up immediately and screaming something about that he whasen´t the one who peed in his pants...Sakura took the wise decision not to ask about that, whatever it was. She really diden´t want to know.
"Lee, awake all ready..." she said, and stared at him. Lee wasent really fully awake just yet. But enough awake to realize that Sakura was the one that caused the water trick.
"Hm...yaeh...I´m awake..." he diden´t care about the water, the confusion from his news was still whirling around in his confused little head. Sakura sat down beside him, she had no idea if he really was happy about the baby, all he had done was fainting, and when he woke up he fainted again.
"Lee...aren´t you happy..." she said looking at the ground before her. Lee looked up at her and moved closer to her.
"Sakura...I´m very happy about it, just..." he trailed of
"Just, what Lee?" Sakura said and looked up at him with tears in her eyes. What if he diden´t want to have a child with her, was there something else that bothered him, diden´t he love her the way she loved him? Sakura thought, she could fell that she had tears in her eyes.
"I just cant understand that the most beautiful women I ever known is caring my, no our child...It´s unbelievable..." he said, he bended down closer to her and kissed her passionately on her lips. Sakura was more that happy, even ´inner Sakura´ kept quiet.
"Hmmm...I love you..." she whispered in his ear.
"I love you to so much..." Lee said he was about to kiss her again when she suddenly stood up and poor Lee was thrown of the bed.
"OH, LORD I´M LATE FOR WORK!" Sakura screamed out. she rushed out from the room and talked in hyper speed.
"LeeIneedtogettoworknow,wecancelebraitwhenIgethome.Thenwegonnacallmymotherandmyfriendsanddon´tforgettofeedthecat,oh,waitwedonthaveacatsillymeHa,ha,ha,wellanywayseeyoukiss,kiss." she said rushed up to him and kissed his forehead, then she rushed out the door. Lee was left on the bedroom floor thinking of what in the world was she saying, he diden´t cash any word out of that hyper talk. Then suddenly she open the door.
"Leecanyoupleasegotothestoreandbysomefood,anddontforgetthebeans,seeya!" then she slammed the door and was gone. The only words Lee got from this was ´store´ and beans...but that coulden´t be right, Sakura dont like beans, he must have heard wrong...So here he was all alone in there apartment, how boring.
Then it hit him again and he felt himself get more and more panic.
"I´m going to be a father. What to do! Oh dear...oh dear...oh dear...OH DEAR! Oh my god I´m repeating myself! Wait, no I diden´t, yes I did! I´m going insane!" Lee thought hysterical. Now you may think that there is something seriously wrong with Lee, and there is. But there is a perfectly good explanation for that. He simply spends to much time with Gai. And everyone knows that Gai his insane...why else would he wear green spandex if he wherent insane? Think about it, it make sense dosent it?
Lee knew what he had to do. He had to talk to Gai about this. And so Lee went to the training grounds where he was sure that he could find his former sensei.
When he got there he actually found more then his former sensei, he find his whole former team! This must have been his lucky day.
"And so you see Neji, the spirit of youth is all around you. There is nothing for you to fear. Flowers are good, not bad Neji. And Tenten if you´re having you´re period again then there is nothing I can do for you, you just have to smell in the spirit of youth and that will heal all you´re problems." Gai lectured his old students.
"What the fuck are you talking about?" Tenten asked Gai, Neji just stood there staring at his sensei not knowing what to do. He was never good at handling his former sensei. But he made the conclusion that Gai´s destiny was to be a twisted man, and this time Neji were right about the destiny thing…
Lee was happy to see them all again. Now he could tell them all at once the good news.
"GAI-SENSEI!" Lee screamed out and rushed up to Gai, Neji and Tenten.
"LEE!"
"GAI- SENSEI!"
"LEE!"
Lee and Gai was crying and hugging each other. Tenten was happy to see Lee again and Neji well…he was just Neji…
"Lee! You´re back, it must have been the spirit of youth that led you home to you´re village!" Gai said. He let go of Lee and turned to Neji "Neji I told you he wasen´t dead!"
"What! I never said that he was dead?" Neji said, was Gai making up strange stories of his own in his twisted head or what?
"Neji, never mind him…" Tenten said, Neji only gave her a small nod, they both knew that Gai was fucked up in his head.
"My dear old team I have something to say." Lee said. "I´m going to be a father! Sakura is pregnant!" Lee said smiling at his old team. Gai started to cry he hugged Lee and they both jumped up and down in joy.
"Wow…so the rumors where true…" Tenten said "Congratulations Lee I´m so happy for you!" she said and hugged him.
"Thank you Tenten, I fell like I´m the happiest man in the world!" Lee said
"Yeah! You must be so happy, right Neji…Neji…NEJI?" Tenten screamed. Neji was staring into space and then THUMP! Neji fainted. Everyone stared down at him.
"Well I fainted too…" Lee said thoughtfully…"But I never knew that Neji had the capacity to do that…" The others nodded and then they continued to congratulate Lee.
So That's it…Next chapter will take a while since I´m going on vacation. I´m thinking on having Sakura´s mother in the next chapter, but I´m not sure yet…well any way take care, have fun, Ta ta and don't forget to REVIEW! Ifyou want to…