Sesshoumaru isn't mine... happy? I said it!

Okay thanks for the reviews if u actually reviewed... if not please review I need to know how you guys like it.

Sesshy-can-die, you are the crap for brains! (it's okay peeps I'm not mean, we know each other)

What's a Baywatch?:

Shippo and Rin stared at the box's screen in awe. Their companions were in a new place, the background wasn't fuzzy anymore. It looked like a beach and the guys were in strange outfits that truthfully didn't cover much, you guessed it swim suits (well you smart peeps guessed it).

"What are they wearing?" Rin questioned Shippo, puzzled "where did their clothes go?" shippo looked from Rin to Kagome, to Sango to Inuyasha to Miroku and lastly to sesshoumaru.

The girls' strange outfits were red and each had a whit cross on the chest and the guys were all wearing red pants that were shortened to their knees and had the same plus sign on the leg.

They saw a lady, in a similar outfit to Kagome's and Sango's, but she was running up the beach, strangely she was running in slow motion. Shippo saw what he predicted. Miroku ran over to her and ran beside her. But Shippo and Rin didn't know what they were saying because they couldn't hear anything.

"Can you hear anything?" Rin asked hopefully "I wanna know if they're okay" she looked back at the rectangle in her hands and saw a button with a plus sign "hmmmm..." she pressed it in as they saw Sango running over to Miroku and the lady. She held in the button and the sound increased rapidly.

Rin threw the remote to shippo who was flinching from the loudness. He tried to fix it but only made it louder. Rin screamed now "IT'S SO LOUD DO SOMETHING!"

"HOLD ON I'M WORKING ON IT!" shippo yelled back searching the remote for some kind of solution. Then he spotted it. Parallel to the plus sign button was a button with a straight line maybe it would help. He jammed it in. The volume decreased. They both sighed in relief. Now they could hear what was going on and it wasn't deafening.

As a matter of fact as soon as they turned to the screen Miroku was being slapped in the face by the lady. Who turned and got back to running. "Ouch" miroku stated plainly(he was so used to being slapped by now it hardly hurt anymore).

Sesshoumaru looked to him with a raised eyebrow. Rin wished she were there she didn't like being away from him. Sure when he left she was upset, but she didn't like the fact that she could see him, and him not her. She looked over to Jaken, he was behind the two kids and staring in awe at the screen he didn't know what happened any more than they did maybe a little less.

Shippo had figured it was the remote that put them in the box so he told Rin. That was a BIG mistake.

"WHAT! THAT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!" she was mad (if you couldn't tell), she shook him, quite violently for the sweet little Rin we all know,"WELL GET THEM OUT!"

"I - don't - know - how!" shippo forced out between shakes and thought to himself please let them come out soon, very soon, or I might not live to see it. He looked back to Rin and stood up for himself. "Hey I want them back as much as you do! And I have no idea how to get them back either!"

Rin let go of him, she felt bad. After all she was being unfair it was only an accident. "Okay well we need to work together to get them out we're gonna get along right?" shippo nodded he wanted his friends back ASAP!

In the T.V.:

"Why are we in swimsuits and at the beach?" Kagome asked herself aloud just loud enough for Sesshoumaru's hearing range.

"What the hell is a swimsuit?" he asked taking his eyes off of his strange red pants to look at Kagome. Inuyasha looked to his brother then to Kagome. What was a swimsuit?

"It's what you wear when you go to the beach or when you go swimming" she explained looking at their puzzled faces.

She looked at Sango then Miroku, miroku, where was miroku? Then she saw it a lady running up the beach. More specifically Pamela Anderson running up the beach. And Miroku, being the lecherous guy he was, was already running up to her.

She didn't even hear the conversation between the three(Sango had ran over to try and stop him), but she saw the slap. Yep Miroku was just slapped by Pamela Anderson. Kagome tried not to laugh, as she looked to Inuyasha who was mouthing 'what an idiot' and Sesshoumaru who was staring at the scene with a raised eyebrow. He of course wasn't used to Miroku being a pervert.

Sango was not amused. She was dragging Miroku by the ear back to the spot where the rest of the gang was. Sesshoumaru only stared at them. And what he heard, well let's just say he could've lived without.

"Sango I wish your boobs were that big." miroku said looking at Sango, Who because of that remark was pissed off. She slapped him. Hard.

"So Kagome, where are we?" Sango asked calming down. "Please tell me the land of the only one woman"

"I hope not!" Miroku said looking to Sango. She raised her hand and was ready to slap him crazy. And he flinched "okay I was only kidding! Don't hurt me"

Sango lowered her hand and turned back to Kagome "what were you saying?"

"I think we're in a t.v., because this is Baywatch." she looked back to Sango who looked confused. And figured she should tell her. "A t.v. is an invention from my time that shows pictures that move and makes noise.

Sango nodded as if to say 'I understand'. Kagome was walking over to Inuyasha to see how he was when Sango asked "one more thing, what's a Baywatch?"

Kagome thought for a second then figured out how to tell her, but oh boy did she have a lot of explaining to do.

OK that was my second chapter. If you read it I'd love to get a review no matter what the review says I still want to know what you think about it. Thanx in advance

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