Hello! I´m back in black, as usual…I always wear black…Anyway, thank you for you´re reviews. It makes me happy! But well I already know that my spelling and grammar SUCKS! But I´m trying my best here and wont give up! …enjoy the story…maybe…whatever…
NOTE! I DO NOT OWN NARUTO! If I did Itachi would be mine FOREVER!
Chapter 5- The chapter with out a name!
Lee was sure of it.
If Neji fainted it must meant that the world was coming to an end. Lee had to think fast. What did he want to do before the world was destroyed?
But was there anything left that he really, really wanted? He had is Sakura, and they were expecting a baby in about 7 months. Lee also had proved that you could be a great ninja even if you wasent good at genjutsu or ninjutsu. What more could he ask for? Nothing, in Lee´s opinion.
Neji´s headache where getting worse. What the fuck happen? Last thing he remember was that Gai had a speech about something not so important things… and then Lee came and said something about…about that he was going to be a father. And then it all went black…
Oh lord! This can´t be true. Lee is going to be a father, but whos the mother? It must be Sakura. But then the child would look something like a chibi Lee with pink hair!
"Poor child…" Neji thought. Then he felt hat he was no longer on the ground. Instead he found himself in his own bed at his apartment. Right then Lee walked in.
"Hey Neji! Hows you´re head? You got a really, really big and nasty lump on the back of you´re head." Lee said cheerfully.
"Really I have? I diden´t notice, fool." Neji said sarcastically.
"You diden´t! Lucky I told you."
"Gosh, I seriously hope the child don´t get Lee´s brain." Neij thought, while he stared at Lee.
"So, aren't you gonna ask?"
"Ask what!"
"How you got here." Lee said still very cheerfully.
"I don´t need to ask that. Since it is very obvious that you helped me home." Neji was quiet for a sec and then continued " Thank you for you´re help, but please leave me now." He said and walked past Lee.
"What! Is that all? Are you sure that you´re really fine, you seem a bit of…" Lee asked Neji.
"Why do you ask." Neji asked and looked up at Lee with a suspicious look in his eyes.
"You´re jealous, aren´t you."
"So, what if I am."
"Ha! You´re jealous of me because I´m getting a family and you´re still single! Right!" Lee said, still very cheerfully but now because he had figured out something that the Hyuuga diden´t even bother not to show…
"No. I´m not jealous, but if you like to think that I am, then go a head."
"Thank you!" Lee said and made ´a good guy pose´ "So, why did you faint?"
"I have no reason to explain myself to you."
"Grumpy, are we…"
"…" Ignoring that comment Neji continued what ever he was doing, till he coulden´t bear it any more but hade to ask again. "Lee are you really going to become a father?"
"Huh…yeah…I am, cool heh?
"Well, Then I wish you and Sakura good luck."
"Wow! Thank you Neji. Well I better leave now. See ya!" Lee said and skipped away to the door.
"His fucking nuts…" Neji thought.
Sakura was at the super mall shopping new clothes for her self. She sure had big problems, she needed clothes for pregnant women but they diden´t have any thing in pink! So after yelling at the shop owner and eating some pork ice cream, things where looking brighter again.
"This sure is nice…here I am a cute girl and pregnant…lucky me…Who am I kidding? This sucks I cant eat anything with out barfing it up again…Oh, is that a pizza! I want it." And so Sakura went in to get her pizza. When she came out again she heard a voice behind her.
"Did you think I woulden´t notice how much you eat now days? Sakura-chan!"
"Huh…Oh, Ino-chan! Long time no see." Sakura said and waved too Ino.
"Cut the crap, Sakura-chan! And stop eating you´ll get fat!"
"Really? Who are you the one to talk whats that an ice cream maybe?" Sakura said and pointed at the ice cream Ino was holding.
"HA! This happen to be Shikamaru´s ice cream not mine!" Ino said while blushing like madly.
"What, you´re on a date or something?" ´HAHAAA! I KNOW EVERYTHING!´ Inner Sakura screamed.
"NO! We are not on a date. I just needed company, since you have been to busy too hang out with me!" Ino snatched back.
"Well, to tell you the truth I´m pregnant! And that´s why I have been to ´busy´ to hang out with you." ´TAKE THAT INO PIG!´ Ino looked like she was about to faint.
"You´re…you´re… pre…pregnant?" she stuttered out.
"Yup! And Lee´s the father!" Sakura aid proudly.
"Ohhh! That´s wonderful!" Ino shouted, and jumped up to Sakura too hug her.
"Ma, ma what´s going on." Shikamaru said as he entered the scene.
"Shikamaru! Sakura is PREGNANT!" Ino shouted happily.
"So? I already know that." Shikamuru said as he scratched the back of his head lazy.
"What! You knew that, but diden´t tell me!" Ino screamed at him.
"Huh…this sucks…congratulations Sakura!" with that he left.
"HEY! YOU LAZY ASS COME BACK HERE!" Ino yelled, and run after Shikamaru.
"Right. They never really change do they?" Sakura thought. ´FUC K THEM!´ "I hate my ´Inner self´"
When Sakura got home Lee was already home and was quit busy with making dinner.
"I´m home!" she yelled when she entered the apartment.
"Hello, my little pink love!" Lee called in a singsong voice.
"Oh, what´s for dinner?"
" Hamburger, my love!"
" Hamburger? I don´t want hambureger…" Sakura said with tears I her eyes,
"HAHAHAAA!" Lee screamed with his hands in the air "DON´T CRY! What do you want!"
"I want pizza!"
"Then I will go and get it, with the spirit of youth beside me nothing can stop me!" Lee made a ´good guy´ pose and was walking to the door when it suddenly flew open and smashed Lee into the wall.
"HELLOOOO!" someone screamed.
"MOTHER!" Sakura screamed.
"NANI, NANI!" Naruto screamed.
"Hello." Hinata said.
"SAKURA! DARLING!"
"LEE!" Sakura screamed
"NANI, NANI NANI?" Naruto screamed
"Huuhhhoowwww…" Lee said and fell down on the floor.
"Ohhh! Lee say something!" Sakura rushed up to the smashed Lee and held him tightly.
"Owww…" was all he managed to say.
"Sakura don´t get all worked up about that. Come and say ´hello´ to me instead."
"Huh? Mother! Is that you?" Sakura asked the lady,
"Well, yes. Now ignore him and give me a hug!" Sakura went up and hugged her mother. Then she noticed Hinata and Naruto in the doorway.
"Naruto, Hinata? What are you doing here?"
"We…we helped you´re mother to find her way to you´re apartment." Hinata answered.
"Oh…thank you!" Sakura said.
"Con…congratulations too the baby. Sakura!" Hinata said.
"Oh, thank you Hinata-chan, would you like to stay for dinner?"
"No thank you, me and Naruto are going to eat out too night."
"Yeah, yeah! Let´s leave Hinata-chan! See ya!" Naruto said and pushed Hinata out side and closed the door after waving goodbye.
"Such nice people. Allot better than this thing" Mrs. Haruno said and pointed at Lee
"Mom, what are you doing here?" Sakura asked and continued to drag Lee up to the sofa.
"Me? I just wanted to see my baby girl, before I move away."
"Move! Where?"
"To Hidden Rain. But do not fear I will stay here over the weekend! Now what´s for dinner."
Mrs Haruno said and made her way to the kitchen.
"Oh lord, this is going to be a long weekend…I better watch out so she dosent try to kill Lee again..."
This chapter sucks…
I´ll try to make the next one better, and try to update it faster too…anyway have fun enjoy the summer and review! See ya!