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"Wait a minute, you're the devil?" Tenchi asked shocked.

"Yep, and I'm here to help you with your women problems." Ryoko replied.

"But, isn't the devil supposed to have horns and claws and look big red and menacing?" Tenchi asked.

"Come on. That is the dumbest thing I've heard. Why would anyone sin if that was all they had waiting for them? Now, if you want to make a deal, let me show you the terms." Ryoko said as a large bundle of stacked papers fell in front of her that she caught.

"What is all of this?" Tenchi asked.

"Well, basically, you get seven wishes and I get your soul after you've used them all. Oh yeah, you can't just use the wishes for anything. You can't just wish that Ayeka will love you. These wishes have to be used to affect you. Are we agreed?" Ryoko asked.

Tenchi put out his hand, but before he could shake her hand, she gave him a flip phone. "What is this?" he asked.

"Well, if you want to make a wish or end one if it's continuous, dial 666 and send. Now, what is your first wish while I'm still here?" Ryoko asked.

"Well, if I expect her to go out with me, first she has to notice me. So, if I could be on TV and she was watching, then she would see me. I wish that I could be on TV." Tenchi said.

"Fame, huh? Okay. That's actually a pretty popular wish. And now you get, FAME" Ryoko said.

Without even moving from his chair, Tenchi found himself in a car going at 85 MPH on a Tokyo highway. Cops were chasing after him. There were about 6 cars in the chase. One of the cars kept yelling for him to stop. "What is going on?" Tenchi wondered.

Ryoko appeared next to him and replied, "Well, you're on a Tokyo highway in a high-speed chase, and you have 2 kilograms of smuggled marijuana in your trunk."

"How is this fame?" Tenchi asked with his foot still on the gas.

"Oh, didn't I tell you? The helicopter above us has you on the 6 o'clock news. Fortunately, they have no clue who you are right now." Ryoko replied.

"But I wanted Ayeka to notice me." Tenchi said.

"She does. She doesn't know who you are yet, but she's watching this right now." Ryoko replied, and she was right. Ayeka was at home watching the news with her friend Nagi.

"Man, the one day that I get off, Kiyone gets to be in the fame and I'm here. Damn." Nagi said angrily.

"Why are you at my house anyway? Just because today is your day off doesn't mean you have to spend your time at my house." Ayeka said.

"Hey, I'm Kiyone's friend, aren't I? Doesn't that make me a guest?" Nagi asked.

"Maybe she's your friend but every time you have a day off, you insist on coming here and freeloading me for all I'm worth." Ayeka replied, but was soon interrupted by Nagi yelling, "What was that?"

Ayeka quickly looked to the screen and saw the car suddenly flying up. "What?"

"I… I just thought I saw someone else in the car. Nah, forget it. That's crazy." Nagi replied.

Back at the chase, Ryoko and Tenchi were flying a few meters in the air. Landing roughly, Ryoko yelled out, "Whee! This is fun Tenchi."

"It may be fun for you since you aren't the one that has half a dozen cops on your tail. And do you really need to be in the car with me? What if people see the devil him, excuse me, herself in this car?" Tenchi asked.

"You know what, Tenchi, you're right. Have a nice wish." Ryoko said as she faded out.

"Wait; at least tell me how to get out of this chase." Tenchi said, but it was too late. Ryoko had already left. "Crap."

Tenchi had brought the chase to the edge of the city. With so many civilians around, Tenchi ended up swerving into a building, knocking both his doors off. The cars stopped as Kiyone and many other officers jumped out and pulled their guns, surrounding the car. "I am officer Kiyone and you are under arrest!" Kiyone said.

Tenchi reached for his flip phone, seeing no other option. But when he tried to reach for it, the police thought he was going for a gun and they started shooting. Tenchi was able to barrel out of the other side of the car. "I hope this works," Tenchi said. With bullets still flying, he dialed "666" and hit send.

Well, there's the first wish. What will happen when Tenchi makes his second wish? Please review.