kiyone4ever: Attuly I'm planning to have him have a little crush Chibi-Usa oh and thank you for the idea about the cars, I needed something to give me an idea for the next chapter.

Ryoga the wanderer : Well it's nice someone put that. I can tell you like Sailor Moon and Inu-Yasha. Yeah this chapter Miroku does get it (heh heh heh)

Note the next 2 chapters are very well... crazy. Enjoy!

Chapter 3: Miroku in Danger

A few days later all the Senshi, in their normal human forms met outside the well at the Higurashi shrine as well Mamoru and the two cats. They talked about the matter at hand, well most of them…

"His ears are so soft!" said Usagi playing with Inu-Yasha's ears.

"Stop that!" yelled Inu-Yasha.

"Usagi…" growled Rei.

"You're being so mean!" cried Usagi.

"So what are going to do about Lonoki?" said Kagome ignoring the madness right beside her.

"Well Lonoki is very powerful, I'm not even sure that all of you can take him on. Even with everyone's help." said Luna.

"Who can help us?" said Michiru.

"Well, there is someone…" said Setsuna.

Kagome couldn't take the madness anymore "Sit!" she yelled. And Inu-Yasha fell to the ground yet again.

"Kagome…" said Inu-Yasha.

"As you were saying Setsuna…" said Kagome.

"I think maybe we should bring in your friends from the past, however it maybe dangerous for one of them to come." said Setsuna.

"What do you mean?" asked Kagome.

Setsuna whispered into Kagome's ear. By the look of her face she knew that her friend would be in danger however that danger would subside with he learned his lesion.

"I think it would be okay…" said Kagome hiding something.

Setsuna began to leave, "Hey where are going?" yelled Inu-Yasha.

"I'll be back I'm going to get your friends." said Setsuna.

She went down the stairs and there was a bright flash in the sky.

"I'm worried…" said Kagome.

"Don't worry about that" said Usagi very cheerfully.

"No it's not that…" said Kagome.

"If I know him…" said Inu-Yasha.

"Sit!" yelled Kagome.

Back in the Feudal Era Sango, Shippo, Kirara and Miroku ate lunch. There was a bright flash of light and Sailor Pluto appeared. Everyone stared at her, but not everyone had the same thoughts. Miroku walked up to her. He held her and asked her "Would you consider bearing my child?" Of course a giant boomerang hit him in the head held non other by Sango.

"Forgive my rudeness…" said Miroku.

"Who are you?" asked Sango confused.

"If I didn't know better I'd say she's from Kagome's time by the way she's dressed." said Miroku.

"Well in a way I am." said Sailor Pluto, "I am Sailor Pluto, the guardian of Time. I have come for you to help Kagome and Inu-Yasha. They need your help"

"You're on the Sailor Senshi, aren't you" said Sango.

"Yes I am." said Sailor Pluto.

"I'll gladly come!" said Miroku.

"Pervert" said Shippo quietly.

"This might be a trap." said Sango.

"If it is a trap then I'll gladly fall for it" said Miroku.

This caused Sailor Pluto to stare at him, Sango saw this look and knew immediately it wasn't a trap.

"I also have two things to tell you Miroku, one is that the wind tunnel will not be functional during you're visit in the future and the other is that your life would be in great danger… I can not tell you why but it is" said Sailor Pluto, she then nodded at Sango. She knew what Sailor Pluto meant, she also knew that is was best that he went.

"We'll go" said Sango.

Miroku was extremely happy for the obvious reason.

"If she's dressed like that then there will be more girls dressed like that" he thought.

"Lecher…" said Sango knowing what he was probably thinking.

Sailor Pluto opened the gate of time and all four went though, after in excellent adventure, she landed in a thud right by where Kagome, Inu-Yasha and the other senshi were waiting.

"That had to hurt…" said Minako.

They all got up, Shippo saw Kagome and hugged her, "Kagome!" he said happily.

Chibi-Usa walked to Kagome and looked at Shippo "He's cute!" she said. And Shippo began to blush.

One would think that the first thing Miroku would do was flirt with most of the Senshi, except for Hotaru, Chibi-Usa and Harkura. But he first looked at his right hand and the wind tunnel was indeed gone. After the initial surprise he went over to Minako. He held her hand and said "Hill you bear my child." Minako didn't know how to react, she didn't know whether to flirt or be angry. Mokoto who was standing next to Minako felt something on her butt, it was Miroku's hand. Both girls got angry but not as angry as Sango. Al three began to beat him up as everyone else stared at this site.

"Is this what she meant…" said Usagi.

"Yes…" said Kagome embarrassed.

"Stop it!" cried Miroku.

"No!" yelled Mokoto, Minako and Sango.

Meanwhile in a dark cave Lonoki sighed. "My shadows are too weak." He said.

A picture of a young girl with pink hair was walking to school with her two friends. She held out his hand and moved at if he was plucking a hair. The girl felt something tugged on her head.

"What was that?" she said.

"Probably you're imagination" said one of her friends.

A pink strand of hair appeared and it began to glow and also grow. He let go and it took the form of a woman.

"Now go, Blossom!" he said.

She bowed and disappeared. "I hope she'll be able to do it" he said to himself.

Back at the shrine Minako, Makoto and Sango were tired. Miroku was beaten up on the ground. Setsuna clamed up the stairs, she knew it would be better to come back after Miroku was fully beaten up.

"Well… I guess we should break the ice…" said Kagome, "That pervert is Miroku…" Miroku would have greeted but he could move.

"Pervert is an underestimate…" said Makoto.

"The one that helped beat him is Sango." said Kagome.

"Hello" said Sango.

"This little fox demon is Shippo" said Kagome.

"Hi there!" said Shippo.

"And the little cat is Kirara." said Kagome.

Michiru screamed, she felt something touch her butt, it was Miroku.

"Does he want a death sentence!" said Inu-Yasha.

"How funny!" said a voice.

Everyone looked around, they saw Blossom sitting the well house roof. She jumped down.

"So Sailor Senshi pleased to meet you…" said Blossom.

"What do you want?" said Kagome.

"Just a little place to fight with out inference!" she said.

She waved her hands and a force field appeared at the shrine gate and around Kagome's house.

"Transform now!" she said.

But what she didn't notice was that Harkura was beating up Miroku.

"Excuse me! I'm making threats here!" said Blossom. She touched the ground a monster appeared. It was pink, and like a blob.

"Bye bye!" she said but noticed that they were still pre occupied with Harkura beating up Miroku.

"Hey!" she screamed.

She lifted her hand and Miroku floated in the air. "Will you know pay attention now!"

"Um… who are you?" said Usagi.

"I'm Blossom I was created by Lonoki to capture the maiden, I have let out my monster Pipipi! I have put the Pervert up there so you will fight! And not beat him up! Got that!" said Blossom who then coughed comically.

"You expect me to fight that thing?" said Inu-Yasha trying not to laugh.

"Yes…" said Blossom.

"But it's so…" said Sango.

"I'm only less than an hour old! What do you except!" said Blossom, "Well any case see ya!" said Blossom and she teleported away.

"All right guys are you ready!" said Usagi and the other senshi nodded.

"Mercury Star Power!"

"Mars Star Power!"

"Jupiter Star Power!"

"Venus Star Power!"

"Uranus Planet Power!"

"Neptune Planet Power!"

"Saturn Planet Power!"

"Moon Prism Power!"

"Moon Cosmic Power!"

"Make up!"

Mamoru took out a rose. While there were transforming Shippo looked the other way while Inu-Yasha stared.

"Sit! Sit! Sit!" repeated Kagome as Inu-Yasha fell to the ground.

Sango looked up at Miroku. He was in a trance, it wasn't because of Blossom ether. Let's just say that when they defeated the monster Sango was going to do something. About a minute later all the senshi were fully transformed. It took another minute to do their speeches.

"Just attack it already!" grumbled Inu-Yasha.

In the middle of Sailor Moon's speech, Inu-Yasha attacked Pipipi with the Tetseugia. And it split in half. Sailor Moon threw a rock at his head.

"Hey!" screamed Inu-Yasha.

"I wasn't done with my speech!" screamed Sailor Moon.

"Does that happen often?" asked Kagome.

"More often than you'd except…" said Sailor Uranus.

"I remember the first time I interrupted her speech…" said Sailor Mars.

(Flashback)

It was in her second battle, which wasn't Dream Dolly as according to legend. Mars used the Fire Soul and toasted it. Sailor Moon threw some rocks at her and cried "I wasn't finished with my speech!"

"But she was wide open" screamed Sailor Mars.

Both Luna and Sailor Mercury sighed. (End of Flashback)

Sailor Mars sighed at this "Since then we made a rule that we must never interrupt her speech. However usually when that happens it the monster that does it and it ends up being an easy fight."

Pipipi was still alive. Because Inu-Yasha was distracted it put itself back together and began to crush him. However Inu-Yasha came out and said "I just had some in my mouth. It think it's a blob of Strawberry taffy stuff that Kagome brings sometimes"

Sailor Moon's stomach began to growl. She began to drool. Pipipi began to get a nervous feeling. Sailor Moon began to chase Pipipi.

"…" said everyone else.

"Pi pi pi, pi pi pi! Piiiii! Pi pi pi! Pooo!" cried Pipipi (Translated I don't want to die that way! Kill wit the arrow, wand attack, something! I don't want to be eaten.)

"Did it just say Pooo?" said Sailor Uranus with a smirk on her face.

"I would laugh at that joke if I were you" said Sailor Neptune.

Sailor Uranus thought for a moment, "Oh yeah…" she said.

Sailor Moon began to chew Pipipi, "It's so good, it's the sweetest taffy I ever had!"

"…" said everyone else.

"Piiiiii!" cried Pipipi. (Translation: Noooooo!)

Back in the cave, Blossom told Lonoki what happened.

"I told you not to send me out yet, I all I can is candy monsters… it will take a week before I can do something that will be of use."

"I don't remember you telling me that…" said Lonoki.

"Ooops…" said Blossom.

Back at the Shrine, Sailor Moon along with Shippo finished the last last of Pipipi.

"Pi pi, piipi Pi Pi?" cried the last of Pipipi, (translation: Goodbye cruel world, oh why did I have to die like this?")

"I'm stuffed…" said Shippo.

"That's because you ate like five pounds" said Inu-Yasha.

"Yeah, Usagi ate like ten pounds" said Sailor Mars.

"I did belch not" said Sailor Moon.

The force field disappeared and Miroku fell to the ground. He looked up and saw Sailor Uranus cracking her knuckle and Sango with a huge aura of anger. They were about attack him when Sailor Pluto stop them.

"I think he had enough for today, he needs to…" said Sailor Pluto who stopped mid sentence because she felt him touch her butt.

"Okay but for exactly 5 minutes" said Sailor Pluto who was pretty angry.

"Children should watch this" said Sailor Moon making sure Shippo and Chibi-Moon didn't see it.

"My spine!" cried Miroku.

"Maybe he should have stayed back" said Kagome.

Next time: Kagome and Chibi-Usa take Sango, Miroku and Shippo on a tour. Things go wrong, from going to a news stand to visting Macdanolds thigns go wrong... Meanwhile, Blossom figgures out why she can't stop maming candy monsters. A human like man was within her and ater he leaves her body he won't stop singing what will she and Lonoki do with him? Don't ask...