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Disclaimer: I do not own Willy Wonka or that song Pure Imagination. I also don't own the song Pure Inebriation if I did then I would also own Family Guy and that would be sweet.
Chapter 4: Chibi-Usa and Kagome Teaches them About the Modern Day
And so Miroku, Sango, Shippo and Kirara stayed at Kagome's house. However if it wasn't for the fact that they were from the feudal era that was a problem. She knew that she had to teach them about what happens in the modern word.
"Hey Kagome when are we going to leave the shrine?" asked Shippo.
"Uh… it's too dangerous with cars and other things" said Kagome.
"What are cars?" said Shippo.
"Maybe I should get Usagi and the others to teach you about the things that go on" said Kagome.
Meanwhile with Blossom, Lonoki informed her that if she made and more monsters that the cause of her candy problem will show up and take a form. Shadows of Lonoki were ether unconscious or very hyper from eating all the candy monsters.
"I swear… I'm going to get this right!" said Blossom.
"She began to glow, a man appeared who wasn't made from candy. He was hansom but he had a silly hair cut and also wore a silly top hat.
"Who are you?" asked Blossom.
"I am Wolly Winka." said the man.
She brought him to Lonoki, "This is what caused me to make candy… I think" said Blossom.
Lonoki took a hair from Wolly. He looked at and saw the genes.
"Strange… his DNA. It's a mix of Gene Wilder and Jonny Depp" said Lonoki.
"Mmmmm… Jonny Depp" said Blossom much like Homer Simpson. This caused Lonoki to stare at her. "Ummm, I just watched Pirates of the Caribbean" she replied.
Wolly began to sing "Pure Imagination…" he sang.
"Cool he sings" said Blossom.
10 minutes later he still sang but a different song, it sounded the song was about being drunk not imagination "Pure Inebriation…" he sang.
"He must die…" said Lonoki and Blossom in unison.
"But I don't want to kill him!" said Blossom.
"I know just dump somewhere dangerous" said Lonoki.
The next day at the shrine. Kagome, Sango, Miroku and Shippo waited for some one to show up. Only one person showed up, it was Chibi-Usa.
"Where's everyone else?" said Kagome.
"Well, Usagi's in trouble at school, Ami's at her cram school, Rei's busy at the shrine, Mokoto and Minako are tired of beating Miroku and a daily biases." said Chibi-Usa.
Everyday someone would beat up him on a daily biases. He sighed at this remark.
"Harkura is busy with a race, Michiru is busy with a concert and Setsuna and Hotaru thought it would be a good idea if I show you around myself seeing that I'm not from this time ether" said Chibi-Usa.
"You're not?" said Miroku.
"No, I'm from Crystal Tokyo" said Chibi-Usa. Everyone got confused at this remark, even Kagome. "Well I guess we should teach you then" said Chibi-Usa.
They went to downtown, it was very busy.
"Those are cars. It's best if you don't get in front if the light's red. Otherwise you might get hit. And get badly injured." said Kagome.
A guy walked you looked like he's from another country walked across the street when the light was red. The car stopped and the driver yelled out.
"Hey what do you think you're doing?" yelled the driver.
"(I'm walking here youse jack ass! God I wish I was in New York)" said the man in English.
"That man was speaking gibberish!" said Shippo.
"Actually he was speaking in English" said Chibi-Usa.
"Its language spoken in other lands, I think that he's from the US" said Kagome.
"What's this US?" asked Sango.
"I have an idea." Said Kagome she brought to a newsstand.
They looked at the books and news papers. Shippo pick up and American Tabloid that that had the headline "Love Child of Jonny Depp and Gene Wilde found dead in South Central"
"Can you translate this?" said Shippo.
Kagome stared at it, she can read as she learned the word in class before she first came to Feudal Japan
"I don't think so…" said Kagome lying.
"Hey where's Miroku" said Chibi-Usa.
She turned around saw Miroku looking at comics but not ordinary comics. Sango began to get very angry.
"Let's wait outside!" said Chibi-Usa.
Later they headed to MacDonald's. Kagome was surprised that her friends were there.
"Hey Kagome, who are they?" said Yuka.
"Just friends of mine from Out of town" said Kagome.
"Hello" said Sango.
"Hi there" said Shippo.
Miroku walked up to Ayumi and asked her the question… that question.
"Will have the honor of bearing my children?" asked Miroku.
Ayumi was at a loss for words, she had not idea what to say. Shippo, who has been watching TV a lot picked up a move and began to tug his away her.
"Wow nice move" said Sango, surprised at this site.
"Yeah but I think that Miroku will catch on by the second time that he uses it…" said Chibi-Usa.
After while they began to eat with Kagome friends, Shippo and Chibi-Usa sat on each side of Miroku so that he wouldn't get in trouble.
"Is that guy who asked you to bear his child?" asked Yuka.
"Yes…" said Kagome.
"Kagome, what is this food?" asked Shippo.
"It's a hamburger" said Kagome.
"It doesn't look… right" said Miroku
"It doesn't even smell like food." said Shippo.
"Its just beef" said Kagome.
Somewhere in the back of MacDonald's a worker had three live rats and a raccoon in hand.
"I caught more meat!" said the worker.
Back in the… the restaurant. Kagome's friends were staring at Sango, Shippo and Miroku.
"Why are you dressed like3 that?" asked Yuka.
"Well… they are cosplayers." said Kagome coming up with a lie.
"So you guys are going to anime con?" asked Ayumi.
Miroku was about to say something but both Chibi-Usa and Kagome stared at them. "Yeah that right we are cosplayers" he said.
"I think you should eat the burger too." Said Chibi-Usa whispering to the three not from the present.
All three took a bite and well, Sango and Miroku had ever tasted something so repulsive while Shippo said "It tastes like rat meat"
A siren went off and all the workers a MacDonald's evacuated "Oh no! Someone found out the secret!"
Later after separating from Kagome's friends they headed back to the shrine. Suddenly there was a car crash.
BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP CLICK CLICK BEEP BEEP BEEP HONK CLICK BEEP CLICK CLONK HONK SMASH were the sounds.
"Since when does a car crash go click?" asked Chibi-Usa.
"I don't know" said Kagome.
"You were right they are dangerous" said Shippo.
A pink flash emerged from the wreck, it was Blossom. "Hello again! Long time no see" said Blossom.
"Still making candy monsters?" asked Chibi-Usa sarcastically.
"No… I got rid of what was causing the candy monsters, a Willy Wonka rip-off, whose genetic combination was that of Gene Wilder and Jonny Depp." said Blossom, she then began to drool "Mmmmm… Jonny Depp" she drooled.
"Is he going to be the monster?" said Chibi-Usa.
"No, we dumped him off at a dangerous part of the world, he's dead now. However go Catana" said Blossom.
She touched the ground and cat with two swords came out of the ground" said Blossom.
"Bad pun…" said Chibi-Usa.
"Cat…" said Catana (translation: I agree…).
With Inu-Yasha, he just hung out on top of Kagome's roof. He could smell Kagome and the others but then he smelled Blossom.
"Kagome!" yelled Inu-Yasha running to the scene.
"Go attack them!" said Blossom who then disappeared.
"Moon Prism Power! Make-up!" said Chibi-Usa.
She transformed into Sailor Chibi-Moon.
"In the name of Moon I will punish you" said Chibi Moon.
"Cat?" said Catana (translation: so what?)
Chibi Moon took out a small wand. "Pink Sugar Heart Attack!" said Chibi Moon.
Little pink hearts came out of it however it the hearts began to drop downwards before it hit Catana.
"…" said everyone including Chibi-Moon. She began to inch closer until she was so close that it began to Hit Catana. It wasn't very effective, so much so it was only an annoyance.
"Cat! Cat! Cat Ana!" said Catana. (Translation: Stop! Hey! Stop Now!)
"Are all of the Sailor Senshi attack like that?" asked Miroku now questioning whether or not they were truly powerful.
"No!" said Chibi-Moon getting distracted so much so, that Catana round house kicked her in the head and she was out cold.
"Chibi Moon!" said Shippo, he began to get angry. "Fox Fire!" he said shooting out a blue flame. It hit Catana but she blocked wit one of her swords.
Meanwhile Minako and Mokoto were walking down the street when they saw what was happening.
"Looks like we have to help out!" said Minako.
"Even if he's there…" said Mokoto.
They both went into an ally to transform and Usagi.
"Usagi! Are you out of detention?" asked Sailor Venus.
"Yes, what is it?" said Usagi comply oblivious with the fact that is Was Sailor Venus who called.
"We need you help. A monster is attacking Kagome." said Sailor Venus.
"That's bad, isn't it?" said Usagi.
"Yes Usagi…" said Sailor Jupiter.
"Okay I'll get there as soon as I can" replied Usagi.
The commutation link was closed and both Senshi ran to where the fight was. Shippo who fought against Catana as hard he could. He was very tired.
"Shippo!" said Kagome.
Catana was going to attack with her swards until a voice shouted out "Sparkling Wide Pressure!" A disk of electric energy shot out no where and Catana dropped one her swords. Then another voice shout out "Venus Love-Me Chain!" and a chain made out of hearts grabbed the other sword and got it out of Catana's other hand.
"Sailor Jupiter! Sailor Venus!" said Chibi-Moon getting up.
"Chibi Moon, you're okay…" said Shippo who was fairly weak.
"Yes I am…." said Chibi Moon blushing a little.
"Hey Cat!" said a voice on top of a roof. Catana looked up and saw Sailor Moon.
"A friend protecting another…" said Sailor Moon however a red blur cut Catana in half.
"Inu-Yasha…" said Kagome in an annoyed but worried tone knowing that Sailor Moon would do something to him.
"Inu-Yasha sit!" yelled Sailor Moon.
Everyone stared at the Sailor Senshi, no one had told her that it only works for Kagome, "Why hasn't anything happed?" Sailor Moon said confused.
"It works when I say 'Sit'" said Kagome, on accident and Inu-Yasha was forced to the ground again.
"Kagome…" said Inu-Yasha an in annoyed tone.
"Sorry…" said Kagome.
Catana wasn't hurting fact she put herself back together. "Cat!" said Catana. (Translation: Die!)
Sailor Moon jumped down from the building and took out the Spiral Heart Moon Wand.
"Moon Spiral Heart Attack!" yelled Sailor Moon and many hearts appeared. One hit Catana "Lovely!" said Catana and she disappeared.
"Why did it say Lovely at the end?" asked Inu-Yasha.
"I… don't know" said Sailor Moon.
Chibi Moon ran over to Shippo to make he was okay.
"I'm okay" said Shippo blushing a little, "What about you?"
"Yeah" said Chibi Moon blushing a little too.
"Why can't I have that luck with the ladies…" said Miroku as he was saying he was tou8ching both Sailor Jupiter and Sailor Venus' butts.
"Are you blind" said Sailor Venus.
"Aww! You have a little boyfriend." said Sailor Moon.
"Usagi... why do you have to ruin it?" said Chibi Moon.
"Wow your big sister is really… um" said Shippo at a loss for words.
"Middling and besides, she not my sister… she my future mom." said Chibi Moon.
"What!" yelled all those from feudal Japan surprised.
"I did say I was from a different time" said Chibi Moon.
"You're from the future?" said Shippo.
"Yeah…" said Chibi Moon.
"I can guess you the father is!" said Miroku jokingly. This remark made everyone ether stare at him or glare at him. "I was just kidding…" he said in a somewhat scared tone.
Shippo looked at his new "friend and blushed"
Kagome realized that a huge crowd was gathering and began to stared at them.
"Oh great…" she said.
"Don't worry this happens all the time" said Sailor Venus.
"Hey is that Kotono Mitshishi!" yelled Sailor Moon pointing in some random direction.
The entire crowd turned around but the voice actress wasn't there when they turned back the Sailor Senshi and the strange people they were with were gone. Later the shrine they were all breathing heavily from when they ran away except for Inu-Yasha. The Sailor Senshi were no longer transformed.
"How many times does that happen?" asked Kagome.
"At least once a month…" said Sailor Moon.
"O…k" said Kagome surprised.
"You guys draw too much attention to yourself you should dress like people from this time" said Inu-Yasha.
"Oh and you don't?" said Kagome.
"What's that suppose to mean?" said Inu-Yasha.
"You were on the news once!" yelled Kagome.
Everyone just ignored it and walked away but Inu-Yasha was right they needed to pass off as people from this time.
Next Time: Kagome needs to be alone, but due to the fact that she must be protected at all times she can't. What happens when she escapes?