Well, it's good to be back. I hope that I don't end up leaving again for as long as I last did. The story will soon enter a climax nobody suspects. Are you ready for the ultimate climax? Well… you'll have to wait another chapter. For now, another wish.

Tenchi found himself in a 50's style American diner sitting at a boot. It was midday and the sun was shining. He saw Ryoko on traditional skates as she slid down toward him. "Whoa!" she yelled as she slipped and one leg lifted in the air and she fell on her back. Her face just looked up at Tenchi's and blinked.

Tenchi helped her up as she sat down at the booth. "So, did you like being one of the world's greatest minds?" she asked.

"Did I… of course I didn't! That insane woman tried to kill me!" Tenchi yelled quiet enough to not attract attention.

"Well, you got what you wanted. You risked your life instead of someone else's." Ryoko replied.

"What do you think I should do then? If I'm myself, I risk my own life. If I'm a different person, Ayeka will love a different person. What is there left to do?" Tenchi asked putting his elbow on the table and leaning his head oh his turned up hand.

"Well, the new Cosmo came out." Ryoko said as she held a magazine in both hands. Before she could say anything further, Tenchi, out of sheer adrenaline, punched a hole through the center of the magazine.

"I'm tired of that magazine. It's a bunch of materialistic crap just saying about getting better sex lives and living a double-life of lies. And these women are pursuing the "perfect man" and he doesn't…exist…" Tenchi yelled in anger, but soon got an idea. "Ryoko, I've been doing this your and my way this whole time. I need to do this Ayeka's way. Ryoko, I want to be Ayeka's "Mr. Right"."

"Now you get it. And now it gets REALLY fun." Ryoko said as the world around them shifted again.

A black-tie was going on around him. Tenchi was the center of attention for a few people. Tenchi was now suave and gentlemanly. He had become the man Ayeka wanted.

Ayeka was at the other end of the room as Tenchi. She felt out of place, but she was an invited guest and had to enjoy the company. She noticed the laughter coming from the people around Tenchi. She decided to walk over and join the group. Tenchi had succeeded in getting Ayeka's attention in a positive way. Soon enough, his chance came to sweep Ayeka off her feet.

Music began playing. Tenchi extended his arm and asked Ayeka, "Would you like to dance?" The way he said it instantly made Ayeka know that this was the guy she was looking for. Tenchi was everything she wanted but never realized. She kindly accepted. He held her as they danced.

You can dance,

every dance with the guy who gives you an eye. Let him hold you tight.

You can smile,

Every smile for the man who held your hand beneath the pale moonlight.

But don't forget who's taking you home and in who's arms you're gonna be.

So darling, save the last dance for me.

The two danced swaying back and forth, whispering to each other which solidified Ayeka's romance. The music played as Tenchi moved in closer to her. Closer and closer until, their lips met, Tenchi had kissed the woman he loved.

The night went on until the party ended. Then, Tenchi asked, "Ayeka, would you like to come back to my apartment for a drink?"

Ayeka was still in ecstasy from the kiss. "Yes, I would like that Tenchi." She replied.

Tenchi and Ayeka were outside of his apartment. Tenchi began unlocking his door, but he was again doomed, but nothing could even match the devastation he was about to feel. He opened the door for her to go in first (A/N: For any guys reading this, women love it when you do that. For any girls reading this, please don't twist my words and make them controversial.) when a woman jumped out in black lace lingerie and embraced Ayeka unknowingly. "Welcome home, Tenchi my sweet…" the woman noted until she noticed it was Ayeka in her arms. She scrambled over to Tenchi. She had short, black hair and green eyes. She held onto his shoulder.

"So, who is your friend, sweetie?" the woman asked.

"First, tell me who you are!" Ayeka stated strongly.

"Why, I am Sakuya Masaki, Tenchi's wife. Tenchi and I have been married for almost a year now. Would you like to say goodnight?" Sakuya asked innocently, but showing she was proud to be Tenchi's beloved.

"I would love to!" yelled Ayeka furiously as she turned away and began walking. Tenchi went after her yelling, "Ayeka, wait. Please, just wait and…"

Ayeka turned around slowly and, as decisive as she was fast, slapped his face as hard as she could (which is, of course, very hard) and said in almost a whisper, "Tenchi, never speak to me again. I thought you were something and yet it's all just a lie." After those words, she ran away in tears.

Tenchi couldn't bear what had happened. He went inside not even paying attention to Sakuya and sat on his bed. He removed his coat and was profusely sweating. Sakuya hoped on the bed behind him. Tenchi's mind continued to race. From just one wish, everything he had worked for was useless. Ayeka hated him.

His thoughts were completely lost when Sakuya began massaging his shoulders. "Now, don't let that girl bug you. Tenchi, I'm in the mood like a dog is in heat. Woof." She whispered in his ear as she began unbuttoning Tenchi's shirt. Tenchi was never much of a pervert, but this took his interest. He knew that he had only one option if he was going to get Ayeka again, but it was the toughest decision he had ever made.

"Um, Sakuya, I really need to make a call. It will only take a second." Tenchi said getting up, but Sakuya got up as well.

"That's fine. I'll get started while you do." Sakuya said. Tenchi didn't know what she meant until he turned around and saw that she had slipped down her black lace lingerie and was only wearing her panties(no, this story will not go any further. No M rating today.) Tenchi knew that he couldn't get distracted, even though his instinct told him to stay.

He turned around again, and his nose bled. He pulled his phone and dialed 666 and hit send.

Sorry for a second there. I didn't want it to develop into anything. Anyway, these last chapters of the story will shake the very fabric of the storyline, and the truth will be revealed behind Tenchi's wishes.