Woo! My first fanfic….well the first one that I'll probably ever finish. There's a monster just waiting to attack me…I'll tackle that one after I do this one….maybe….

Plot? What is this plot that you speak of? Well, currently, I have no idea where its going…I might know after a few chapters…oh, yeah, This might turn into a ZADR slash if I have any say in the matter, but if it takes a while to get to it, please don't kill me!

Well, I hope you enjoy it! Comment! .

Merk…disclaimer. Invader Zim belongs to Jhonen Vasquez, Are not belong to me…

Tick, tick, tick. The clock slowly ticked away at the last few minuets of class. Dib just watched with bored, lazy eyes.

'Why won't it end?' he thought. This happened to be his most boring period of the day, English. The teacher continued to ramble on about random things that had nothing to do with the subject. The bell finally rang and brought Dib out of his trance-like state. Dib headed for the crowded, noisy, fight filled hallways of highskool, something he had to deal with every day, try to brave the hallways that never seemed to flow in the right direction.

"I know you di'in steal my boyfriend!" said a girl in a shrill voice.

"Yo boyfriend? He mine, biatch!" Bitchslap! Not an uncommon occurrence in these hallways. Many girls and a handful of guys surrounded the two girls who were now fighting. Dib just skooched past as best he could without getting thrown into the tiger pit. He held his shoulder back-pack close, as not to have anymore of his stuff stolen. He'd already had 3 calculators and a notebook stolen, people at his skool would steal almost anything. He was finally able to make it outside and breathed a sigh of relief. He was surprised, usually theres a knifing every week, and there wasn't one this week…Now, it made up for it with fist fights and cat fights, but regardless, it was different.

Dib waited for his sister, Gaz, who was one year behind him. She emerged from the building holding a boy by the throat, almost choking him. She let him go and he dropped to the ground with a thud.

"You even so much as come near me again…I really will strangle you on the spot." He narrow eyes had a look of evil in them, the look of a murderer. The boy quickly ran for his life, screaming like a maniac.

Dib looked as his sister, smirking, "Another that tried to ask you out?" he asked, even though he knew the answer. She just shot him a glare and started home. He started to walk behind her, when he heard yelling and screaming he knew all too well…

The owner of the screaming was pretty much running for his life, beating away several other students with a textbook.

"Back! Back, evil Earth Monkeys!" Cried a boy with a slightly green skin hew. He was able to beat them back long enough to close the front doors behind him. After he closed the doors, he slumped down against them, panting. Dib just laughed and snickered at him.

"That's pathetic, even for you, Zim," said Dib with a sneer. "We're in 11th grade now, and you still haven't learned to deal with people."

"Shut up, Stink Pig!" retorted Zim, now fixing his slightly crooked wig. "Just watch! You'll all pay! You'll all face the wrath of ZIM!"

Dib stood over the alien, with a sneer grin still on his face. "You say that, but can you really back it up? You make all these accusations, but they're nothing more than empty threats…"

Zim growled and stood up quickly, knocking Dib back. Zim was shorter than Dib, he always was, but for some reason, not known to him, he grew like any other human child. Now, his clenched fists were quivering and his teeth gritted. "If it were not for you, worm baby, this planet would already be under Irken control! Once I get rid of you, taking of this mud-ball of a planet will be a piece of cake!" yelled Zim, pointing a claw at Dib.

"You're too incompetent to take over the world, even if I weren't here!" Dib yelled back at Zim, shoving him a bit.

"How DARE you TOUCH ME, dirt maggot!" threatened Zim, shoving Dib back. They got into a shoving fight and it turned into a fist fight, well, more like a nerd fight…but then it just got ugly. Dib and Zim started biting, scratching, screaming, yelling, and everything else under the sun. Gaz just watched, this was always the highlight of her day, when she wasn't giving underclassman swirlies…Anyway, this went on for some time, before a skool staff member broke up the fight, giving the two a warning. They stared at each other, panting bleeding and bruised. After a while, they gave it up and hobbled home, Dib entering his home to tend to his battle wounds and Zim right outside his base. As Zim came close to the door his robot 'parents' opened it.

"Welcome home son," they said in unison, not before the 'father' robots head fell and rolled out of view. Zim's eye just twitched and he stormed into his base. He found gir sitting on the couch with the pig, gir's cyan goggle eyes looking at his master and a smile crossed his little metal face.

"Hiya, Master! I brought pig over and weer watchin' the scary monkey show! It's my favorite show…"

"That's nice, gir…" said Zim flatly, his expressions unchanging. He went over the trash can and entered his underground base that way. He headed strait for the medical bay. He reached the room and started looking in all the cabinets and compartments, then looked up to see gir sitting on one of the compartments. His brow furrowed, "Gir, where are all the cotton balls?"

"Taste like marshmellowes!" squealed gir happily. Then he jumped down and started to run in circles until he ran into Zim, knocking him over. Zim landed hard on his rear and cursed loudly. Then gir chirped in a happy tone, "Master, get down with ya bad self!" he danced around the med bay, stupidly unaware of the situation. This didn't amuse Zim at all, and he became very annoyed.

"Gir! Get out of the med bay!" Gir just looked at Zim from atop of his head. "GET OFF MY HEAD!" Gir did so, but still refused to leave. Zim thought of a way to get the annoying bucket of spare parts to leave him alone. "Gir, your toquitoes are done…" as soon as gir heard this, he perked up, then automatically got a worried face.

"NOOOOOOOOOOO! MY TOQUEEEEEETOOOOEEEEESSSSSS! WAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Gir ran off crying to go get his imaginary toquitoes. As soon as he was out of earshot, Zim started to wrap his battle scars.

'Damn that Dib…' Zim thought when he squinted from the sting of the disinfectant. 'I'll find a way to get rid of him…eventually…'

Well, that was chapter one…please help me! TT I'm really bad at thinking of ideas and writing and stuff so if you could comment and help out a poor noob! I should have the next chapter up soon…if FF is working right anyway….