Chapter three….finally, things start moving a bit. Hope, I haven't borded you all too badly….Oh, yeah, the Tallest make an appearance! And I've tried to put some more funny stuff in it.

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"My Tallest, I have devised a way to transport humans into an alter plane of the universe. I will be testing this theory out shortly, and if successful, Earth will be taken over in no time at all." said, Zim, very proud of his discovery.

Red and Purple just looked at him with blank faces. Red was the first to speak.

"Zim, we've told you this before, and I don't think its gotten through that thick skull of yours…Don't contact us until you've conquered Earth!" said an annoyed Red.

"Yeah, and stop spouting off your ideas to us unless they work." said Purple, in between munching on some snacks.

"Then I shall call back at a later time." said Zim, still beaming at his full-proof plan.

Red and purple cut the link and looked at each other.

"We should have sent him to Blorch, home of the slaughtering rat people…" said Red.

"I wouldn't worry about it, besides the fact that he keeps calling us!" complained Purple.

"We could always divert his signal somewhere else…" suggested Red.

"Or we could just kill him…" said Purple, still munching on his snacks. Red tried to grab at the snacks, but Purple pulled them away and horded them. "MY snacks!" he whined.

"Grrr…." Purple never wanted to share his snacks. So Red would have to expel all of his valuable energy going to the pantry in the command center. But the pantry was five feet away! He didn't want to travel that far, why did Purple always have to be so cruel? "C'mon, just let me have a little!" Red was almost begging this time.

"No, go get your own." said Purple, in a stuck-up childish voice. He continued to eat his snacks, just to annoy Red. Well, it worked…

"SNACKS!" shouted Red angrily, and he jumped Purple. Purple struggled with the bag, but Red prevailed and stole the bag from Purple. "Victory is mine!" shouted Red in a victorious voice, then started eating his newly acquired snacks. Purple just scowled at him.

"That's not fair!" He whined. Red just ate the snacks. The other Irkens in the control room just shook their heads and sighed. This always seemed to happen, one would want the other's snacks, and they would end up fighting over them…And these were their leaders?

Back at Zim's base, Zim plotted as to how he would get Dib close enough to the inner-planer travel thing.

"This will definitely pose a problem." said Zim, after everything Dib had said earlier. "I'll just have to trick him into meeting me in some obscure place…but how…" Zim didn't know how to lure out human too well, luckily, gir, being the idiot that he was, was around and heard Zim talking.

"Write him a love letter, Master!" gir chirped happily.

"Gir! Don't be stupid…wait…gir, I think you might be onto some thing." And with that, he quickly walked off to another room. 'If I can write a love note to Dib like a human female, I just might get him to come…' he thought. He sat in the chair, and turned his attention to the monitor, to do some more research. He had come across this 'love' before and tried to understand it. From what information he was able to gather, it was a painful, useless emotion. All it did was remind him of Tak, and what he had to suffer while she was here. He clenched his fists in anger.

"Tak…trying to steal my mission. Errrrrr…" He hated Tak, for what she had done to him, what she put him through, what he suffered. And she stole his robot bee of all things! (Technically, it flew off on its own, but Zim never saw it that way…) "Curse you Tak! Curse YOOOOUUUUUU!" shouted Zim at the sky, throwing his fists towards it as well for dramatic effect. He never wanted to have anything to do with the subject ever again…

He did very little research, for it was a topic he hated most…But he was able to write the note, to the best he could with out giving it away that it was him. He then sent gir to deliver the message. When gir returned, Zim had a pleased look on his face.

"And now we wait…"said Zim, getting prepared. "As soon as he arrives, he will just as soon be gone." Then Zim began to cackle, but stopped mid cackle to take a sip of soda, and give one of those 'I don't really care anymore' 'eh's. And so he waited for Dib to arrive so he could spring his trap.

When Dib woke up, the note was on his face, right where Gaz put it.

"What's this?" he said as he opened the note and read it.

Dear Dib,

I've watched you for a long time and I finally got the courage to speak with you. Meet me at the old oak in the park at 4:30PM so we can talk.

XOXO

'Wonder who sent this…' he thought. He didn't think it was Zim because Zim was usually stupid and put his name at the bottom, or insulted his head in the letter. 'Maybe things are lookin' up for me…'

He looked at the clock, which said it was 4:05. He decided to leave, so he put on his jacket and left the house, heading for the park. He reached the old oak, and noticed he was a little early, so he sat at the base of the tree and waited.

Zim could see him from a short distance. Gir was with him in his dog costume, and Zim was in his 'human' disguise.

"This is it, gir," chuckled Zim, "I will finally get rid of my number one pest, and then it will only be a matter of days…" he turned to gir, who seemed to be very happy about something.

"I saw a squirrel." He smiled and Zim just got annoyed.

"Keep your focus on the mission, at least until it's over." Said Zim, "let's go." Zim and gir walked over to Dib, who was still sitting at the base of the tree. "Hello, Dib."

"Zim!" said Dib as he jumped to his feet and backed up a little. "I thought I told you I never wanted to see you again!"

"Well, that's kinda hard when we're neighbors…" said Zim, "But getting back to the point, this WILL be the last time we EVER have to see each other…" said Zim with a sneer, and he pulled out a small, Frisbee looking piece of hardware from his pod.

"What's that?" questioned Dib. 'What is Zim up to now?' he thought.

"This is what will send you far, far away from my mission…" replied Zim. He watched Dib's eyes get a little bigger. "Yes, I can see you fear my inner-planar travel disk!"

"You actually created that?" shouted Dib, "You're crazy! You have no idea what you're dealing with!"

"Shut up, Dib-Stink!" shouted Zim back and he pressed a button on the disk. The disk began to hum and flash a little. Zim threw it at Dib's feet and turned to run. But Dib stopped Zim by putting him in a chock/strangle hold kinda thing…

"If I'm goin' down, Zim, I'm taking you WITH ME!" shouted Dib, refusing to let go of a wriggling Zim.

"No! No! Gir! Same me!" pleaded Zim.

"Yay! Road Trip!" cheered gir. All Zim could do was scream.

Then with a last few buzzes from the disk, there was a flash of white light (isn't there always?) and when it faded, all three of them were gone.

Woo! I'm glad I got that finished. The next chapters gonna be good, in my opinion. Any comments or suggestions would be a great help! Thankies!