Everything Snows!

by quisty8616

A parody of Cole Porter's classic, Anything Goes. The gang accidentally steers the ship to the North Pole hence the title and drunken hilarity ensues. Seagulls! Innuendos and wild oat sowing! Billy Joel and Paul McCartney cameos!

5. Act 5, Scene 5 Heaven Hop

Scene 5

Bonnie:(dressed as a sailor with a train of other girls dressed as sailors, too) Hey, girls, wanna dance?

Girls:Uh, okay!

Sailor 1:Why are you girls dressed as sailors?

Sailor 2:And why are you going to dance? Is there a point?

Bonnie:To answer your questions: A) Because sailors are dead sexy, B) We're dancing because we can, dammit! And 3) there is no point to anything! We're existentialists! (girls commence dancing)