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AAAAAOOOOOOOOO!
"Lucky! What did I tell you last week?"
"Uhm...That I only thought I had a musical career?"
"Well,
not exactly what I was going for, but yes, a point well
taken.
Hello everyone, it's your host Edward Quartermaine welcoming
you
back to our second week of the game. We'll lose our first member
this
week, right after our tribal challenge. But first, lets just
chat
with some of the contestants shall we?"
TRIBE COUPLEDUPOUS:
"Tha's a fin' bit 'o fish'n yer din ther!"
Skye put her hands on her hips. "Apparently looks CAN be everything."
Laura
had picked up one of the fish. She was squeezing it's sides,
making
the mouth open and close over and over. "The fish, they talk
to
me. Hello. What? I smell like tuna?"
Luke looks over and shakes his head in shame. "Oh my poor darlin."
TRIBE MOBBOBKU:
Elizabeth
held tight onto Jason's shirt. "I'm sorry, I just don't
love
you anymore. Zander is the one I love. Well, he's a good lay
anyhow."
She began to walk away. "No no, don't try to stop me."
Jason just looks at her with a blank stare.
She
rolls her eyes. "Not that you could!" She ran over
to
Zander.
"Let's go over here."
A few seconds later, the bushes can be heard and seen shaking wildly.
THE CHALLENGE:
Edward
stood before them. "Now, I know that most of you are
spoiled,
money
counting morons, so I'm going to make this simple. Just run
across
the sand. From here to the ocean. GO!"
Almost
everyone took off. After everyone else was out of the way, AJ
could
clearly be seen. He had vomited on himself and passed out.
And
the ones that had taken off were not quite like bats out of
hell,
more
like sloths out of quicksand.
Skye
began to get agitated. She stopped and pulled out a sparkling
water.
"Okay screw this." She plopped down a few inches from
the
starting
line.
Laura
had stopped. She was hunched over with her ear to the
ground.
"The sand, it talks to me. Hello. What? No, I just smell
like
that because I made out with a fish earlier." Luke's
face
scrunched.
"HOW much earlier." Laura stood up and thought. "Hm.
Right
before I made out with you." "OH GOD!" Luke stumbled
back to
the
starting line where he proceeded to throw up all over AJ.
Elizabeth
and Zander were off in the woods having sex again. Jason
was
stading there watching them, not saying a word.
In
fact, the only person to make it to the ocean was Lucky. He began
to
thrash about and yell. "I made it I made it! YEAH!" But
the
current
got to strong for him. It washed him out to sea where his
breath
bubbles got fewer and fewer until they stopped all together.
Luke
stood up and wiped his chin off. "Oh my God! They killed
Lucky!"
Laura turned away from the tree she was talking to to
yell
"You bastards!"
THE VOTE:
Skye:
"Yeah, I'm voting for Jax. HOW many years in this country and
he
STILL can't speak English?"
AJ:
"I'm votin' fer Courtney, cuz she's the only name I can think
of
right
now."
Edward
came out with the tallied votes. "Okay, the first person to
be
kicked off the island is...Courtney. Please bring your stuff
up
here."
Edward took her torch and put it out.
Everyone
was "aw"ing, they were sad to see her, the nice one,
go
first.
She braught about a sweet, honest air to the game that would
be
missed.
"Aw.
Yeah well, fuck you all." she said in her nice, sweet tone.
She
turned and stalked out of the coucil area.
"And
there you have it. AJ will now undoubtedly get even drunker.
You
don't want to miss it. So join us next week for our next
installment
of Port Charles Survivor!"