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Author Note: Just decided to write a series in the 31days community on live journal. This is what I've came up please excuse the grammar and if you are one of those grammar crazy people and can't stand my grammar then your free to correct it and e-mail it to me.
Title: Letter Series Chapter 3
Author: Fuji S. Yuki
September 11: A guise of gentle words
Hijikata-san,
I am perfectly fine to write back to you. It is not over taxing and besides I thought writing would ease your mind of worry. A guise of gentle words you would claim but truthfully, I am fine just a bit sore from the fever.
The plants are sweet and I understand that one tried to eat Tetsu-kun. I regretfully inform you that Saizou ate some of those plants you sent. It seems that pigs have affinity for vegetation of that form. However, on the bright side the man-eating plant you given to the complex is still alive. I think Saizou does not really think it looks that tasty. Therefore, when you get back home you will have at least one plant left that is unharmed by your son's affinity to plants.
As a good wife of yours, I feel it is also in my right to inform you that your futon has been found in the well. How it came to being in the well, I am uncertain to say the least. The plans that Kondou-san has been going over regarding the investigation you've been doing has been going well. He will inform you in the letters on the scope of trouble and the location.
I have to stop writing now Hijikata-san. I am afraid it is time for medication that your faithful Saitou-san has been dousing me with in order to make me docile for his take over of my persons. If I sound a bit out of it while I write this letter let it be know that it is the entire medications fault for making me feel fuzzy in the head.
-Souji
P.S. Stop making Saitou give me medicine!
P.S.S. I rather have candy!
September 12: Dear Confucius
Dear Confucius,
We all know you have no free will however; we felt that we should inform you of the dysfunction of your wife. He had started to throw fits into the air and your futon has landed into the well due to his anger of your medication. We as faithful followers of the Shinsengumi implore you to stop with your drug addictions of Okita Souji.
A few days after the futon caper we have discover that he started to sharpen a katana in his bed. While muttering to himself, it is evident that his insanity is due to bed rest and the medication that Saitou Hajime has been forcing upon.
Screams of 'stop it' has been going on ever night that Saitou-san has gone to give medicine to Okita-san. It is in the best interest that you call off your hound in hopes that we as residences of the Shinsengumi can get some rest.
-The Trio
September 13: Go west
Kondou,
You tell me to go east, you tell me to go west, and you tell me to go north, and even god damn south. Therefore, be a pal and stop giving people the address where I am going to be located in. After all, I am here on business and even though it is nice to have letters but to get them frequently, it seems more like some form of blackmail instead of friendly correspondence.
Only a few people are allow to write to me I understand why you let Saitou into the business but since when did things get so desperate that you decided to alert the trio on how to contact me?
For god sakes man the flood of letters are going to raise some eyebrows to where I am at so tell them to limit it or something or at least write on the same day and send it on the same day in one huge package.
As for your comment about Souji regarding courtship since he was nine years old you are seriously smoking something wrong to even suggest something remotely corruptive like that. Besides who says anything about courtship?
-Hijikata
September 14: On friendship
You Three!
Stop writing me nonsense letters about Souji! He is sick and needs medication so bare with it! As for that comment about Confucius that will be 100 laps around the complex!
Just because Souji is throwing, a tantrum does not mean you people cannot be men about it! As for my futon when I get back there better be a new one in my room!
-Vice Commander
Toshizou Hijikata
September 15: Your eyes closed
Souji,
Even if you are complaining about the medicine, you have to realize it is for your own good. It has only been a few days since your injury so be a good boy, keep your eyes closed, and take the medicine.
I cannot be by your side to ensure that you would take these things to keep your health up. You always been a sickly child and taking care of you has been something I have grown use too. You may laugh at me poke funny at me. Even drive me insane with your crazy ideas and foolish teasing.
However, you are still a part of my life and I do not wish to see you suffer so with those riddle coughs and pain filled face. You might be wondering why I am writing this expressively to you, maybe being excruciatingly blunt in my wording but in the area where I am at.
I have seen things that I do not wish for your eyes to witness. I have seen the cold murder that I wish that you would never walk across and so be a good child and keep your eyes closed to these numerous acts that might stain your vision.
The cruelty of man can be crueler then that of a demon. At least with a demon people know the acts committed are in the rite of what they are. Nevertheless, with humans it is just unexpected the cruelty they committed could rival that of a demon. So just, keep your eyes closed for at least there is a path I can follow and that is to ensure that you do not go where I may walk.
-Hijikata