Dun dikka dikka dikka dun dikka dikka dikka dun dikka dikka dikka!
AAAAAOOOOOOOOO!

"Lucky! This is getting quite tedious young man. Your imbecilic
verbosities astound me to a heightened plane of excitation than I have
ever contemplated before!"

Lucky's body began to shake. "Words...too
big...too..many...Head...can't..handle...!" Lucky got out some
garbled wording before his head exploded. His shoulder down body
slumped to the ground.

Luke heard the commotion and stood up to get a better look at what had
happened. When he figured it out he screamed, "Oh my God! They
killed Lucky!"

Laura was soon behind him shaking her fist in the air. "You
bastards!"

"Well at least we got THAT over quick this week." Edward mumbled to
himself. He then straightened himself out and addressed the
camera. "Hello everyone, I'm your host Edward Quartermaine. Welcome
back to our fourth week of the game. Well, we've really only been
playing for three, but the shows been going on that long so we're
forced to say that. Anyway, brief recap of last week. The group was
to climb trees for their physical challenge. Some did that while
others opted to hump their tree instead. And that miserable Sonny
Corinthos was voted off the island. Lets see what our contestants
are up to this week."

TRIBE MOBBOBKU:

"Well we tried to make them an offer they couldn't refuse, but they
didn't listen so now my husband is gone. They will learn their
mistake in due time."

Elizabeth stared off down the beach at where someone was
swimming. "Uh hu, kill 'em all."

Carly pursed her lips and continued. "Anyway, aren't you at all sad
about what happened to Lucky this morning?"

Elizabeth shrugged. "Saved me from having to break up with the
loser. Excuse me." She went down the beach and approached the
swimmer. "Hey Zander, come here." The two made waves all their own.

TRIBE COUPLEDUPOUS:

"Ah thin ah goda go tha tinkle!"

"Thash no porbl'm. Jus' go inyer pan's like I do. BURP!"

Skye looked back and forth between the two men. "You know A.J., it's
to bad you're my cousin. I could actually catch the gist of what
you were saying, no matter how ew it might be. I think I'd rather
marry you. There are states that allow incest right?"

THE CHALLENGE:

"Once again, we must get a little bit harder with this next
challenge. And, special note to SOME of our contestants, there will
be NO humping the equipment." Edward shot a death stare at Laura.

She just shrugged her shoulders. "Well if you put something as hunky
as that tree was in front of my face what the hell am I supposed to
do? Suddenly be struck celibate? I don't think so!"

Edward rolled his eyes in disgust. "Anyway, your challenge this week
is to suck all the milk out of a coconut with the straws we have
placed in them. The first one to win gets immunity. And maybe
someone will actually win this week since Lucky's already dead since
he was the only one to even really TRY much less win these stupid
things. Your challenge starts now."

Skye looked down at her coconut. "Oh screw this." She got out a
bottle of sparkling coconut milk, plopped herself down, and just
enjoyed the sun.

Elizabeth and Zander were off...making waves again.

Carly pulled out a Tommy gun and blew a hole in the side of the
coconut, thinking she'd get the milk out faster. But it just made
the milk spill out onto the sand. She looked at the fruit in
disbelief. She made one of those annoyed throat clearing/cough
noises as she put her hand on her hip. "Well shit."

"Eye god eet!" came from Jax's direction.

"You know, I'm not even playing this game." Skye commented from the
ground. "But that really wasn't fair. He doesn't have anything in
his head so he can't get dizzy."

A stupid laugh came through Jax's stupid grin. "O! I loves me Skye!"

THE VOTE:

Skye: Yeah, you know who. I just can't STAND him! And like I said,
he totally cheated at the game today!

Zander: I'm voting for Elizabeth. Yeah yeah, I know I've got her
right now. But, uhm, she's a hoe. And if she gets kicked off the
island this week that means she won't be able to go with Jason in the
next episode. I'll be the last one to have her. Go me!

Edward came back out with the tallied votes. He was surprised by
what he found waiting for him.

"Hey old man. Dun dikka dun!"

"Just what the hell are you doing here Lucky?"

"Hey cool it. I would be back next week anyway. I haven't gotten
here yet and I wanted to check it out. So I just came back a little
early. Sorry if you have a problem with that."

"Oh trust me, I have a problem with all of you. Anyway, the third
person to be kicked off the island is...Elizabeth."

"THANK YOU!" Zander, Lucky, and Jason said in unison.

Jason rubbed his forehead after his outburst. "Ow! Words hurt."

Elizabeth brought up her torch and Edward extinguished it. She put
her finger to her chin. "Hmn... Okay, what other guys can I
manipulate now? Oh! Lucas just got aged in a major way. Still just
a bit statutory, but what'll it hurt to try. I can be his first.
Not many guys get that privileged. Bye." Elizabeth waved them off
and was on to her next conquest.

"Well, that's one whore...ahem...MORE off the island. Who will be
next? And what is going to happen to Carly in a group of three sex
starved young men? Tune in to the next installment of Port Charles
Survivor for all the steamy answers. Good night."