Disclaimer: I sill do not own Freddy, even though I asked Wes Craven politely, I was denied harshly, and cruelly!
Freddy: I still have to go!
Tamara: Then go behind the bushes!
Freddy: ew gross!
Brittany: C'mon, you're the guy here, we girls have it much harder, so quit complaining!
Freddy: (grumbles) well sorry..
Chapter 2: Meeting Gandalf the Grey
The old man asked again, "who are you?"
"Hey, its Gandalf the Grey, Brittany, we must be at the part where Gandalf visits Bilbo, because its Bilbo's birthday," Tamara said to Brittany.
"Oh your right Tamara," Brittany whispered to Tamara. She looked at Gandalf, and said, "hello sir, we are but a company of lost travelers. My name is Brittany, this is Tamara," Tamara smiled. "Glen," Glen merely nodded his head to the tall man before him. "And Freddy," Freddy just stood there, he didn't smirk or give any sign of greeting.
"My name is Gandalf, Gandalf the Grey, and if you are lost, you had best come with me. I will see that you are taken care of. And you," he pointed to Freddy who was about to see if he could kill Gandalf's horse. "Stay away from my horse, or else," he growled.
Freddy had a spark of mischief in his eyes, he smirked and asked, "oh yeah? What'cha gonna do, old man?"
"Freddy, I wouldn't mess with him if I were you," Brittany whispered in Freddy's ear.
"Brittany, what's an old fart like him going to do huh? Wave a cane at me? Tell me to get off his lawn? Force me to eat prunes?" Freddy teased.
Just then, Gandalf pulled out his staff, and pointed it at Freddy.
"Yup, I thought so, he's going to wave his cane at me," Freddy said, he started laughing.
Gandalf looked a little mad, just a little, but you could see the anger in his eyes, it was quite scary actually. He jabbed it at Freddy, but nothing happened, at least not yet.
Freddy continued to laugh, Tamara, and Brittany just shook their heads, they knew something bad was going to happen...and it did.
Suddenly Freddy stopped laughing, and smelt smoke. "What the heck?" he asked, looking around to see the fire.
Soon everyone could see smoke coming from Freddy's behind.
"Um..Freddy, your butt's on fire," Brittany said.
"WHAT!" Freddy yelled, he turned his head, and saw that flames were indeed scorching his butt. "Help me! I'm on fire! I'm going to die!" Freddy yelled running around in circles. "Not this again, being burnt to death once, was enough, I would rather not go through that experience again," Freddy babbled as he continued to run in circles.
"Oh my gosh! Freddy come here," Brittany said, grabbing Freddy by the arm, and pulling him off the road and into the woods. They left Tamara, Glen, and Gandalf, all laughing behind.
"Where are we going? Don't you know I'm having a barbeque on m butt! This is not the time to go strolling through the woods!" Freddy yelled.
"Shut up! There's a river around here somewhere," Brittany said, pulling Freddy deeper into the woods.
"Ah finally! There it is, now go sit in the river, and you'll be fine."
"Sorry, I don't really feel like swimming right now," Freddy argued.
"You can be so difficult sometimes," Brittany muttered. She pushed Freddy into the river, and realized that it was a deep river. Freddy disappeared under the water, and didn't surface for awhile. Brittany started to get worried, what if he struck a rock when she pushed him in and he was unconcious? What if there was a strong current, and he was drowning? But she breathed a sight of relief, when she saw him resurface. His hat been swept off his head, and was now on the side of the river on the shore. Brittany went to retrieve his hat, while he swam to shore.
His hat was dripping wet, but, when she turned to look at him, he too was dripping wet.
"That really cleared up the senses, thank-you Brittany, thank-you so much," Freddy said sarcastically.
"Sorry Freddy, but maybe if you learned how to stop, drop, and roll, this wouldn't have happened. It may have saved your life last time too," Brittany snarled.
"Hey I panicked! I'm not that easy around fires anymore, now give me my hat back!" Freddy ordered.
"Here you go," Brittany said, slamming it on his head. She was about to turn away, when something just struck her. "Wait a minute, your not burnt anymore," Brittany shouted, looking at Freddy. And indeed he wasn't, his skin was pale and smooth-looking. He looked just as he did in the beginning of Freddy Vs. Jason.
"What?" Freddy asked, he looked at his hands, they had skin on them. His eyes went wide in shock, he ran to the river, and peered over the edge, he looked at his reflection, and saw that he was indeed, normal looking once again. He grabbed his hat and tore it off, "aha! I have hair! Wooohoooo! Oh hair I missed you!" He began to touch his hair, and run his fingers through it.
"Well doesn't look like I'll need these anymore," he sighed happily. He took out of his pocket a plastic jug of pills, and threw them behind him. Brittany walked over to the jug, and read the label that was on it.
"Hair Essentials, for growing nice thick hair, side effects include: vomiting, death, depression, and baldness."
"Baldness?" Brittany asked herself. "Hey Freddy, I think you were scammed on these pills."
But Freddy wasn't listening, he was to busy admiring his reflection.
Brittany nudged his in the back, trying to get his attention. "What?" he asked irritated.
"I think we should go back to the others," Brittany suggested.
"Oh alright," Freddy took one last look at himself, winked, then lead the way back to where the others waited.
"Here they are," Tamara announced, Brittany and Freddy trudged back to the path. Gandalf still sat on the cart, watching them with interest. Freddy, now perking up as he noticed he could show off his new looks to them. He struck a pose and asked, "notice anything different?"
"Yeah, you either wet yourself, or had a pool party," Tamara teased.
Freddy snarled, and growled, "since you haven't noticed, I am no longer scarred." Tamara and Glen's mouth dropped open in shock, and their eyes went wide in amazement.
"How?" Tamara asked in a breathless voice.
"I have no idea, but I like it!" Freddy exclaimed.
Tamara got over her shock, and smirked, "though your still wearing your beloved Christmas sweater."
Freddy glared death in her direction, and his blades twitched, but he said nothing.
"Okay, now that were all reunited, hop on the cart, and we can get going to our destination," Gandalf said.
Everyone hopped in the cart, Tamara and Glen in front with Gandalf, Brittany and still-wet-Freddy in the back. "So where we going Gandalf?" Glen asked.
"To an old friends's house, his name is Bilbo Baggins, and he is always delighted to have company. Its his birthday tonight, and all of Hobbiton is invited, this, I believe, will be a birthday to remember," Gandalf said mysteriously. Freddy and Glen looked confused, but Tamara and Brittany knew exactly what he was talking about.
Gandalf drove the horse through the forest, and around hobbit houses, little hobbits ran up to his approaching cart, and shouted for fireworks. Gandalf just passed them, but right before he was out of sight, he made some fireworks explode, and laughed as the kids screamed in delight.
Freddy looked eagerly at the kids, a murderous light in his eyes. Brittany, seeing this, said, "I don't think you'll be able to kill them Freddy, this is their movie not yours. Since their not meant to die, I don't think they can."
Freddy looked depressed, and looked down at the cart floor, she's probably right. Always is, oh well, might as well have as much fun as possible. If we can go to the party tonight, I think I'll get myself drunk, I haven't done that in awhile, Freddy thought to himself. Feeling somewhat happier, he looked up and noticed that Brittany was still staring at him.
He smirked, and she quickly looked away, but he noticed a slight blush on her cheeks.
Tamara and Glen meanwhile, were having a nice chat with Gandalf about Hobbits and Bilbo's party and Bilbo. Gandalf would occasionally point out a building and say who the hobbit was that lived there.
They finally reached Bilbo's house, Bag End, Gandalf stopped the cart, and everyone jumped out. "Now, let me knock first, he doesn't even know I'm coming," Gandalf said.
He knocked on the door with his staff, and they heard a distant voice from within the house say, "no thank you, we don't want anymore visitors, well wishers, or distant relations."
Gandalf smiled and said, " and what about very old friends?"
The door slammed open, and there a very small man, with curly greyish-brown hair, stood looking at Gandalf in disbelief.
"Gandalf?" the man asked.
"Bilbo Baggins," Gandalf smiled, getting on his knees so he was the same height as Bilbo.
"My dear Gandalf!" Bilbo shouted, he ran up and hugged Gandalf.
Freddy came behind Brittany and whispered, "he's a pipsqueak!"
Brittany turned angrily and whispered back, "he's a hobbit and a nice old man."
"Fine then he's a midget," Freddy replied.
Brittany rolled her eyes, and turned her attention back to Bilbo and Gandalf.
"Good to see you, one hundred and eleven years old! You haven't aged a day," Gandalf said quietly, looking Bilbo over.
(A/n hee hee he's one hundred eleven years old, which looks like this! 111! Haha, I find that funny, but...I guess I'm just weird...back to the story!)
"He's old! No wonder that old coot Gandalf likes him, they probably met at the retirement home, and found that they both liked spitting out their dentures to see how far they would go, so they became instant friends," Freddy hissed in Brittany's ear.
"You really shouldn't make fun of Gandalf, he's a wizard, and can easily kick your butt!" Brittany snapped back quietly.
Freddy didn't say anything, but looked at Gandalf, he felt just the tiniest ounce of fear creep into him, but he shook it off. There was no way an old dinosaur like that was going to beat him.
"Who are your friends Gandalf?" Bilbo asked noticing the foursome for the first time.
"Ah, just some lost travelers I found on the way here. They seem decent enough, except for that one," he said, pointing to Freddy. Freddy growled, and clicked his claws menacingly, but stayed quiet.
"Well if your friends of Gandalf, your friends of mine, please come in, come in, welcome, welcome," Bilbo said, entering his house and gesturing for them to follow. Gandalf went in, and the others followed suit.
Tamara and Brittany knew that the house would be small, so they were prepared to duck in the house. But Glen and Freddy, both knocked their heads on the ceiling, lights, and wooden beams. Bilbo hung up Gandalf's hat on a wooden peg, and laid his staff against the wall.
"Tea? Or maybe something stronger. I've a few bottles of the Old Winyard left, 1296, very good year. Almost as old as I am, it was laid down by my father, what say we open one, eh?" Bilbo asked disappearing into the kitchen.
Tamara and Brittany sighed, this was just like the movie they adored so much, but this was better, this time they were in the movie.
Author's note: Alas! Another cliffhanger, I'm sorry I really am, but I have to end it like that, or else you guys are going to get bored, and not read it anymore! So R&R!
Freddy: I hate Gandalf!
Gandalf: What did you say Krueger?
Freddy: Whoa how did you get here?
Gandalf: What do you mean, were in Middle-Earth
Brittany: Actually your all in my computer room
Freddy and Gandalf: Ohhh...
Brittany: Yeah