You know, you don't realize how short these scenes are until you break them off into chapters…Well, anyway, I hope that whoever is reading this is enjoying it! Act I is almost over! Yay! Please R&R, whoever you are! I'm lonely for reviews!

Scene 9

(Angels are talking to Bonnie, teaching their "moves". Reno enters)

Bonnie:Hey, Reno! Can I join your Angels? It sounds like a total trip!

Reno:I dunno… Can you be slutty?

Bonnie:Are you kidding? (attacks a passing sailor) Hey. (growls sexily) I'm not wearing anything under this dress.

Sailor:Oh, boy! (they run off)

Reno:(yelling to her) You're in! (to her Angels) Girls, I'm gonna tell you a story.

Angel 1:Oh, it's story time with Reno! (Angels pull out pillows, blankets, and teddy bears)

Angel 2:We're ready!

Angel 3:What's the story, Reno?

Angel 4:Yeah, tell us, Mommy! I mean Reno!

Reno:Last night, I almost made dirty love to a spastic British man.

Angel 3:Ooo! Details!

Reno:Actually, that was all I had to say.

Angel 1:Oh…(disappointed)

Reno:But you know what I'm going to do when we land?

Angel 2:Sell your body on the street corner?

Angel 4:Eat bonbons off a silver platter?

Angel 3:Make dirty love to that spastic British man?

Reno:No! I'm going shoe shopping.

Angels:Ooo! Shoes!

"I Get A Kick out of Shoes"

Reno:Nothing turns me on like a pair of good shoes. I don't get high, flying in a plane makes me sick, men just can't make me horny, 'cause I'm a skank and I've slept with all of them anyway. Oh, I get a kick out of shoes!