(I'M BACK AND COMMIN OUT SWINGIN! Just went to Ozzfest 2005 at the Nissan Pavilion on Sunday. Got some great idea's from a few of my favorite bands and singers, including: Rob Zombie (I will be seeing his new movie on Friday or Saturday), Mudvayne, Black Label Society, Iron Maiden, and lets not forget OZZY! Yes, I get ideas from the oddest things, like what some people say or do, and what happens on stage on off. Like when Rob Zombie was singing and jumping all around the stage, he said after one song that he might need to sit down because it was so hot, he was seeing spots. Then during one of his songs (from when he was still doing White Zombie), right after the chorus, he said in beat 'I'm seein' spots'….I have no idea but I just find that hilarious…Oo; Anyway! andalitebandit-6, yes, evil purring, very nice. And you'll find out what evil Dib's up to in the next few chapters! Can't tell you! XD You won't have to wait very long, I assure you…..drowningsiren, thank you very much! Though it might take you a while to get here if you were only on chapter 2 Oo;…… Mystery Reviewer, I'm lovdeded? W00t! (Watches you run around in circles until you hit the wall.) O…k….you alright? I'm glad you liked that part? Uru Baen, It was? I looked back and there was a chapter 13….meh. On with the chapter!)
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
The group had long since returned to the base and were getting disguises for the upcoming battle. Both Zim's donned very human looking disguises.
Zim somehow managed to get his skin to look the correct shade of pink/tan for a human. He got a better wig, a punk-like one, all pink and spiky. He also had a fake nose and ears, all of which were pierced and stuff. He had some makeup on, black lipstick (Alter Zim talked him into it) and dark eye shadow, which came down in a streak on either cheek. His contacts were a lovely shade of green and he also wore dark sunglasses. His clothing was quite far from the norm, black baggy Tee-shirt and fishnet arm sleeves, baggy black pants with tassels and chains. Plus black shit-kicker Goth boots. Surprisingly enough, it didn't look like he had his pack on. Up until now, everyone had been oblivious to the fact that Alter Zim didn't wear his pack for the most part.
Alter Zim had designed a pack that functioned just like the normal one, but it was form fitting. It was fairly flat, and it was flexible, so that it could barely be noticed. It attached much like the old pack, but it stretched from the back of the shoulders down to the small of the back and it was a triangular shape, but more rounded.
The point it, Alter Zim designed one for Zim to, so he wouldn't stand out overly much.
Alter Zim was dressed up to look like a black guy…Almost like Mr. T….He had the Mohawk and the gold necklace. He also had the fake nose and ears. His right ear was pierced twice, with two gold hoops. His contacts were brown, he wore a tight white tank-top and loosely fitting blue jeans, not forgetting the black boots.
Alter Dib had pulled his scythe into a pony-tail and ditched the glasses for goggles. He slipped on one of his fathers white lab coats and white gloves. (Yes, I know Professor Membrane had purple ones…) Under the lab coat was a loose white Tee-shirt and black pants and the black boots. He looked very much like his father, which was very scary….
Dib had, reluctantly, been chosen to be the bait. He wouldn't wear a disguise at all. That way, they can get into the lab easier. He was very uneasy about the whole situation.
"Man…" he moaned, "This is gonna suck ass…"
"Well, duh…" said Alter Dib, "But it's for the good of the mission."
"It still sucks…" Dib grumbled.
Professor Membrane walked into the room to see Alter Dib in one of his lab coats. "I see you've decided to study REAL SCIENCE!" he said cheerfully.
Alter Dib sighed. "Only if I live through this…" he murmured. Professor Membrane gave him a hearty pat on the back and chuckled.
"I do have good news son!" he said.
"What?" asked Alter Dib.
"I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico!" he chuckled, "But seriously, that inter-planer teleporter is almost completed. Just another day or so of work!" he headed off to the labs.
Alter Zim watched Professor Membrane walk off. He turned to Alter Dib. "Your father is such a goof ball…"
Alter Dib hung his head, "I know…I know…"
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
"Who goes there?" shouted one of the Irken guards in front of Evil Dib's home base. He saw the odd group approaching and he readied his shock staff.
"Oi! No need to be all stuffy with us! We'r just yer local bounty hunters, her to drop off a mark." said Alter Dib cheerfully in a remarkably good British accent.
"Bounty? What Bounty?" questioned the guard.
"Can't recall the foo's name, yo." said Alter Zim in a very streetly manor.
The guard looked closely to see Dib in handcuffs. Dib scowled at the guard.
"What are you waiting for?" spat Zim, "Take us inside, we know you're boss wants the kid…"
The guard retracted his shock staff and pushed a comm. Button on the side of his visor. "Sir! I have three people here who have one of the assailants in custody. What should I do?"
"See if he bleeds, if he doesn't, it's a cyborg and kill them all. If he does bleed, bring them to the Tundra." came a voice over the comm.
"Yessir!" said the guard. "Bring me the captive/" Alter Dib and Alter Zim brought Dib closer. The guard took out a pocket knife and Dib immediately started to squirm and try to escape. The Alters held him tight and allowed the guard to cut Dib a little on the cheek. Blood started to trickle down Dib's cheek. Dib growled and spat at the guard who promptly started to burn. The other guard quickly subdued Dib with a few shocks of his staff.
"Open the door and take them to the Tundra!" shouted the second guard. "And get a medic out here! Stat!" The giant doors groaned as they opened and the group went inside.
They were directed to a giant domed room. The walls were beautifully painted like a frozen tundra, with the acceptation of the traditional ice dragon on one side. The rest of the walls had a few penguins here and there. There was also a 20 foot stretch of wall with glass in it. It caught they're curiosity so they walked over to look. It was another large containment area filled with…Penguins?
Yes, penguins…Rock hoppers, Emperor, etc. There were big ones, small ones, all sorts and shapes. There were even a few chicks.
"I see you found my penguin army…" said a voice. They all spun around to come face to face with Evil Dib. He had a pained smile on his face, you could tell he didn't smile very often…His hand was still bandaged which drew some attention from the group. "Nice to meet you, I'm Dib Membrane."
"Nice to meet ya, I'm Daren Hawkins." replied Alter Dib, equally cheery, still acting quite British.
"I'm Joe Tucker." Said Alter Zim, "Pleasure."
"Sean Joseph…" grumbled Zim.
"Bastards, all of you…" spat Dib, bleeding, burned and bound.
Evil Dib cracked a wicked smile. "I see you've caught one of the bugs. I thank you for it. Please, follow me…" Evil Dib set off and they followed. He entered an elevator and motioned for them to come into the elevator also. When they were in, he punched a few buttons and they elevator started moving. "I have to ask, how did you do it?"
There was a pause. They hadn't taken that into account that he would want to know how they caught Dib.
"Well, yee see, we were able to get the bugger separated from his bloody friends. They rest was nothin'." said Alter Dib.
"Word, all we had to do is wait for the dawgs to corner him. Then we jumped the sap." said Alter Zim.
"Pathetic, really…no fight in him at all…" growled Zim.
"Interesting…"said Evil Dib. The elevator stopped and opened. There were 40 or so guards staring at them. "Get them! Capture the enemy!" shouted evil Dib.
"Shit!" shouted Alter Zim as he started firing at the guards. Even the three of them were no match for the guards and their shock staffs. They were soon incapacitated and unable to do anything.
"How did you know?" questioned Alter Dib.
"Do you think I'm stupid?" shouted Evil Dib, "I knew you cockroaches would come once I captured the other two! Take care of them!"
"SIR!" shouted the guards and they marched the four of them off.
Evil Dib got a very creepy smirk on his twisted face and his good eye seemed to burn demonically. "Finally. My plans will take shape…"
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
(One more chapter down, a few more to follow. I'm very surprised that this story actually has some backbone. I'm very happy it didn't turn into just a bunch of random shit going on like my other one that hasn't been posted yet. Yay for me. And yay for Ozzfest. If you like some of the bands, I recommend you go, it's really worth it. Unless you just go for the crazy ass moshing, there's plenty of that for you. Not my thing to come out bleeding, but if that's your thing, then be on your merry way. Until the next chapter my lovelies!)