Disclaimer: I don't own Freddy or Lord of the Rings, if I did, I wouldn't be sitting here writing this. Plus I would be a millionaire, so I'd probably be watching t.v on a massive flat screen t.v.
Freddy: (whispers) Gandalf smells like old cheese
Gandalf: (hears) Why you little dunce! (Hits Freddy on the head with staff)
Freddy: Ow! (runs away with hands over head)
Gandalf: Get back here! I'll teach you to tell people they smell like old cheese! (Chases Freddy all around Brittany's house)
Chapter 3: Bilbo's Party
After eating as much as they possibly could, and drinking their fill, the group of friends joined Gandalf and Bilbo in the living room, and listened to their stories about their many adventures. Tamara and Brittany, having already read the Hobbit, knew all about it.
Glen had liked it from the beginning, but Freddy only started to like it after they had got to the violent parts. After the story, a grandfather clock chimed nine at night. "Oh my, the party! We all need to hurry and prepare, this will be a night to remember!" Bilbo exclaimed, he scurried into his room, to change clothes.
"You can all go to the party now, you don't have to wait for us. I'll meet you there, have fun!" Gandalf, yelled after them, they had already bolted out the door when he had said they could leave.
The night was cool, but they could hear warm and hearty laughter near the village of Hobbiton. "Wait a minute, where is the party?" Freddy asked.
"Its obvious isn't it? At Hobbiton! Come on we need to hurry, we don't want to be late," Tamara said, running down the path, with Glen, Brittany, and Freddy running after her.
When they had first reached Hobbiton, they immediately realized how much they stood out, when among hobbits. They felt like giants compared to these little humans.
Brittany heard Freddy mutter to himself behind her, "pipsqueaks."
She would have turned around to glare at him, had Tamara not grabbed her, and pulled her onto the dance floor, and doing the "Frodo dance." (which consisted mostly of bobbing up and down like an idiot) Music was everywhere, awesome "hobbit music" which was a nice change from punk rock. Glen ran up to them, and started dancing just like them. Freddy after smirking at their horrible dance moves, walked up to a group of male Hobbits, and saw that they surrounded a barrel of...beer!
"Thank-you!" Freddy whispered, he pushed past the Hobbits, and grabbed a mug, which was way to small for him. He looked at the mug in disgust, but sighed, it was going to be a long night. He seized the cork on the barrel, and pulled it off, he held his mug under the hole, and filled his mug until it was starting to overflow. Then he quickly drained it, and filled his mug again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and–well you get the point.
The other trio however, were now talking to Frodo, who had started dancing with them, also doing his little bobbing up and down. Gandalf had appeared not long after they arrived, and had begun to shoot off fireworks. Glen, Tamara, Brittany, and Frodo now sat in silence, and watched the fireworks. Freddy however, was sitting with the rest of the drunks, and was talking about random things, drunkards talk about when their drunk.
"But anyway, she was all like, grrrrrrr... and I was all like, GRRRRRRR...then she cut off my head, and I died...again. But then I came back to life, found her, and killed her in a very painful and slow way. Oh man that was fun, you know you guys are really cool. I mean, I feel like I can actually talk to you guys, your not like the stupid little children back in the dream world, they never shut up their singing my theme song. I mean I know its cool and everything, but do they really have to sing it every fricken time I appear? Awe, you guys are my best friends, I love you ALL!" Freddy babbled, hugging the Hobbits, who had tears in their eyes, even though they didn't know what the heck they were crying about.
A loud explosion caught Freddy's attention, he looked at the sky, and saw that a firework that reminded him strangely of a tree, had just exploded. It scared him a bit, reminding him of fire, he decided to stop drinking for now, and went to go look for Brittany. He found her, and the rest of the gang, including Frodo, at a table in the middle of the party field. (That's what I call it :) hee hee I made a smiley!)
"Hey Freddy, where were you?" Brittany asked, looking at him.
Freddy smiled, and answered, "I was getting to know the locals a little bit better."
Brittany frowned, looking worried, and asked, "what do you mean?" She was thinking about the little kid Hobbits.
"I was having a few drinks, with my new friends," he pointed to the group of drunken Hobbits, who were now so drunk, they had no idea that they were now on one of the tables, doing the can-can. Brittany looked, and sighed a sigh of relief, at least he was just drunk, and didn't murder any little kiddie.
"Want to dance?" Freddy slurred.
Brittany thought for a moment, and then nodded smiling, but if he tried to do anything fresh, he was going to get a kick somewhere, where he would really regret being fresh. The song turned into a slow flute song, and a bunch of Hobbits paired up with their honey-buns. Tamara and Glen, looked at Brittany and Freddy, and decided that they weren't going to be out danced, they looked at each other, nodded, and hand-in-hand, walked onto the dance floor.
Tamara and Glen, being more comfortable around each other these days, got close, close as in, Tamara wrapped her arms around Glen's neck, and Glen wrapped his arms around her waist. Brittany and Freddy however, weren't as comfortable as Tamara and Glen, they merely danced like in a waltz, Brittany's hand in Freddy's, Freddy's other hand around Brittany's back, and Brittany's other hand on Freddy's shoulder. But anyways, the two couples, danced very well, the two men dipping, twirling, and doing all these other fancy moves to their partners. The two girls, just hoped not to step on any of he Hobbits, as they were swung around.
The song ended with Glen and Tamara leaning very close to each other, as if about to kiss, but stopped when they noticed all the Hobbits watching them, smiling knowingly.
Brittany and Freddy, ended up in the middle of a dip, Brittany's hair was about to touch the ground, and Freddy kept staring at her, a strange look in his eyes. "Freddy?" Brittany asked uncertainly.
Freddy blinked, then pulled her up right, a devilish look now in his eyes, he licked his lips, and Brittany knew what was going to happen, he was going to try to kiss her! She immediately brought her knee up to his groin, and was satisfied when she heard him give a small "oof," in pain. He closed his eyes tight, and let go of her, his hand not quit touching, but hovering over his now injured groin.
Little did the foursome know, but at this time, Merry and Pippin had successfully stolen their firework, and were at this time, lighting it.
"Your supposed to stick it into the ground," Merry whispered worriedly to Pippin.
"It is in the ground," Pippin whispered back. Merry pushed the firework to Pippin, fear in his eyes. "Outside!" Merry whispered frantically.
Pippin pushed the firework back toward Merry, and said, "it was your idea."
Merry was about to push the dragon back, when both he, and Pippin were suddenly blown off their feet.
Back at the party, everyone except Brittany were aware of the firework, Brittany was walking away from Freddy, her back to the firework. Suddenly everyone cried "oooh," as they saw the firework enter the sky. But then they all started to panic when, the firework had turned into a fearsome fiery dragon, and was heading straight for them.
Freddy looked at the dragon fearfully, it was made of fire, and was heading straight for them! He turned to tell Brittany, and found that she wasn't their, he looked and spotted her walking away. Everyone was running away, now that they realized the dragon was coming straight for them!
Glen had lead Tamara underneath a table, where he knew they would be safe.
Freddy turned his attention back to Brittany, she was unaware of the big, huge, dragon coming this way, and the riot of Hobbits running away.
"Brittany! Look out for the dragon!" Freddy yelled running after her. At the same time, Frodo yelled to Bilbo, "Bilbo watch out for the dragon!"
Freddy pounced on Brittany, bringing her to the ground, right as the dragon soared above them, nearly searing both their heads and hair. Frodo had pulled Bilbo down to safety, just as the dragon had soared right above them too.
Brittany was caught by surprise when she was tackled to the ground. She looked angrily at her attacker, and growled when she saw Freddy on top of her. He wasn't noticing her though, he was to busy watching the dragon.
"Why did you tackle me? Look, even though your drunk Freddy, doesn't mean I'm going to give you any, jeez," Brittany snarled.
Freddy finally realizing she was talking to him, looked at her, and whispered, "shut up."
Brittany whispered back, "why?"
He pointed to the dragon now turning back to their direction. She looked, and saw the big, huge, fiery, dragon.
"Oh my.."she sputtered.
"Yeah, you were kind of about to be burned alive, but I saved you," Freddy said proudly.
"Well..um...thank-you...I guess," Brittany mumbled.
"I'm not going to accept that, I think I deserve a kiss," he smirked, then wiggled his tongue.
"Ew," Brittany muttered, then, handling the situation with ease, brought her knee up to Freddy's groin, and kicked him good and hard.
"Oompf," Freddy said, crawling away, his hand hovering over his now injured groin.
Brittany stood up, and walked over to Tamara and Glen who were still under the table, laughing at Freddy who was now in great pain.
"Good job," Tamara commented.
"He had it coming," Brittany said, sitting on a chair right next to the table.
"That he did," Glen agreed, getting up from under the table, helping Tamara as he did so.
They looked around them, and noticed that Bilbo was almost done with his speech, which they were to busy laughing to notice he had even started. They saw him disappear, and watched as everyone cried out in surprise, and started looking for him. But they just sat there, and watched in amusement as some of the Hobbits even went into looking in the beer barrels for Bilbo.
Freddy meanwhile, after overcoming the pain in his lower regions, had stomped away in anger. He walked back to Bilbo's house, since that was the only house he knew, he walked into the house, and decided to look for a place to fall asleep. He decided on sleeping on the couch, he collapsed on the couch, but couldn't fall asleep, even after counting all the children he had killed. So, hidden that he was, Bilbo did not see him, when he entered his house, Freddy hearing Bilbo enter however, did not feel like socializing, so he kept quiet. (Which is a big change)
He heard Bilbo laugh, and suddenly heard Gandalf's voice say, " I suppose you think that was terribly clever?" Freddy interested at what was so 'clever' listened intently, but quieted his breathing so as not to be heard.
"Come on Gandalf, did you see their faces?" Bilbo asked, laughing.
"There are many magic rings in the world, Bilbo Baggins, and none of them should be used lightly," Gandalf said sternly.
"It was just a bit of fun, oh you're probably right, as usual. You will keep an eye on Frodo won't you?" Bilbo asked.
"Two eyes, as often as I can spare them," Gandalf replied.
"I'm leaving everything to him," Bilbo announced.
"What about this ring of yours? Is that staying too?" Gandalf questioned.
"Yes, yes, it's an envelope over there on the mantlepiece. No, wait, its here in my pocket. Isn't that...isn't that odd now? Yet, after all, why not? Why shouldn't I keep it?" Bilbo was whispering now.
"I think you should leave he ring behind, Bilbo. Is that so hard?"
"Well, no...and yes. Now it comes to it, I don't feel like parting with it. It's mine. I found it. It came to me!" Bilbo yelled angrily.
Sheesh, this guy is obsessed with his ring. I'm surprised he hasn't married it yet, Freddy thought to himself.
"There's no need to get angry," Gandalf said soothingly.
"Well if I'm angry, it's your fault! It's mine, my own, my Precious," Bilbo whispered.
Whoa! Okay this guy is seriously staring to freak me out! Freddy thought.
"Precious? Its's been called that before, but not by you," Gandalf said worriedly.
"So? What business is it of yours what I do with my own things?" Bilbo snarled.
"I think you've had that ring quite long enough," there was a dangerous edge to Gandalf's voice.
"You want it for yourself," Bilbo accused.
"Bilbo Baggins, do not take me for some conjuror of cheap tricks!" Gandalf said angrily, and in a deep voice, that gave chills to even Freddy.
"I am not trying to rob, you-" Gandalf's started to soften. "I'm trying to help you," he whispered.
Freddy heard someone run across the room, and Gandalf say, "all your long years we've been friends. Trust me as you once did, let it go."
"You're right Gandalf, the ring must go to Frodo."
Freddy heard footsteps, and heard Bilbo whisper, "it's late, the road is long, yes it is time."
"Bilbo," Gandalf called.
"Hmm?" Bilbo asked.
"The ring is still in your pocket," Gandalf muttered.
"Oh yes," Bilbo said hesitantly.
Freddy heard a loud ding, as something metal hit the wooden floor, and then he heard Bilbo shuffle out the door, Gandalf following, only he wasn't shuffling, he was hobbling, because he's an old man.
Freddy could just hear the two whispering outside, "I've thought of an ending for my book. 'And he lived happily ever after, to the end of his days,'" Bilbo whispered.
"I'm sure you will, my dear friend," Gandalf murmured.
Goodbye Gandalf," Bilbo said softly.
"Goodbye Bilbo."
Freddy heard Bilbo walk away, and then Gandalf whisper, "until our next meeting."
Freddy heard, Gandalf enter, since he wasn't being very quiet. A sudden thought came to Freddy, maybe if he jumped out and scared Gandalf, maybe he would have a heart attack and die? Smiling evilly, Freddy prepared himself to pounce, then he sprung up and yelled, "BOO!"
Gandalf didn't jump, but looked at Freddy like he was an idiot, he held out his staff, mumbled something, and Freddy found that he was a...hamster!
"Hey! Get me out of here you old cabbage, I don't want to be a hamster!" Freddy yelled realizing what he was. Although he could still talk, his voice was high-pitched and squeaky.
Gandalf merely shook his head in amusement, and bent to pick up the ring. However, he found that he could not touch the ring, because a hue fiery eye suddenly appeared, and threatened him, that if he touched the ring, he would be all evil, and take over the world, then be deceived by the ring, and merely die once Sauron came to power.
So, Gandalf sighed, and decided to roast marshmallows in the fire, and ignore the high pitch squeaky noises coming from a very angry hamster-Freddy.
Author's Note, and so that's it! Well for Chapter 3 anyways, thanks for the reviews everyone! Really keeps me going!
Next Chapter: The adventure BEGINS!