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Lucky grabbed his chest and fell over backward off his log.
Edward
smiled as he wiped off his still smoking gun. He let a little
laugh
out of himself. "This just keeps getting easier and easier."
He
stood there, waiting to address the camera. His eyes peeked
toward
the right sides of their sockets.
Luke
crossed his arms. "What? That really was getting
pretty
annoying."
Luke stared back at Edward as he continued to
pause.
"WHAT?" He sighed and threw his arms in the air.
"Okay,
fine
fine. Oh my God they killed Lucky." he said with
little
enthusiasm.
Laura stood up and violently shouted. "You bastards!"
Luke
was the one to address the camera. "Well she can't help
it.
She's
a crack pot remember?"
Edward
cleared his throat to get the attention back to him. "Hello,
I'm
your host Edward Quartermaine welcoming you back to the sixth week
of
the game. Here's a quick recap in case you missed last
week.
Although,
if you did, just read the post before this one. Ah, what
the
hell, here goes. Carly won the immunity challenge. Although
she
didn't
really need to seeing as how she was carried away by a gust of
wind
and wasn't even at the voting session. And, the man who just
won't
keep his finger off his mute button, Jason Morgan, went home to
have
some fun with the Blue Whore Special that was kicked off the
previous
week. Now, lets check in on our players shall we?
TRIBE MOBBOBKU:
Zander
was running around on all fours, sniffing this and that. Once
he
found something with a hole, he measured it to see if it would
fit
him.
But nothing was working.
"OH!
Meesa no gets me fucksies!" His face lit up and he stuck
his
finger
in the air. "Meesa gonna need dig hole in ground!"
He
began working on that, but was soon distracted. Something
was
crashing
through the trees up above. Soon it came in to sight as
Carly
"Oof"ed onto the ground.
She
dusted herself off. "Man! That was quite a trip. Maybe I
should
check out some of that...oh, what's it called? Oh yeah,
food!"
Zander
came over and began rubbing his head up against her and
purring
like a kitten. He looked up at her gladly. "Why I need hole
in
ground when I got hoe on ground?"
Carly
stood to run away from him, flailing her arms wildly as she
went.
"No, no! Get away from me!"
Zander
chased after her. "But...you're my air mail package from
UPS!
Sure I ordered a bit more cushioning, but I think you'll ride
just
fine."
TRIBE COUPLEDUPOUS:
"Ees uh fin' dae two bee een th' soon!"
Skye rolled her eyes. "It might be if I weren't anywhere near you."
"Don you liek mee beein heer with you luvah?"
"No,
no I don't. Especially since I left my English to Jax
dictionary
at home!"
THE CHALLENGE:
Edward
led them to the edge of the water. "Now, as you know,
the
challenges
get harder every week. This week you must walk out into
the
water until it reaches your waist. Then walk back to the shore.
I
know this seems harrowing, but if you want immunity you'll get
it
done.
Okay, go!"
Skye
cocked her head to one side to look out over the water. "Oh
screw
this!" she mumbled. She pulled out a bottle of ginger ale
and
began
to sip it.
Carly
took one step out, just enough so the water was over her
ankles,
before she fell down and started moving away from shore. She
began
thrashing wildly. "Oh my God Edward! Call off the game!
The
current
is draggin' me out!"
Edward's
brow went down in concentration. "I don't really see a
current
Carly."
Luke
stopped to check it out. "Yeah. In fact, the water's
perfectly
still,
'cept for the commotion you're causin'."
Carly trashed and screamed well out of site.
Zander
hadn't noticed the departure of his only teammate. He was up
on
shore discussing "loving" his environment with Laura.
A.J.
got about halfway out, then threw up in the water. This sent
everyone
that was actually trying rushing back to the shore. A.J.
got
out to his waist deep point. He turned around to cheer his
victory.
Then he passed out face first into the water. Eventually
the
tide brought him back up to shore.
Edward
shrugged. "Well, uhm. Technically A.J. is the winner since
no
one else actually completed the stunt. So A.J. is safe in the
vote
tonight. See you all then." Edward disappeared somewhere
up
shore
into the jungle.
Everyone stood around A.J. watching him.
Luke was the first to speak. "He okay?"
Skye
put her hand to her chin. "I don't know. Maybe we should
poke
him
with a stick or something."
"DIBS!" Zander declared as he ran up the shore unzipping his pants.
Skye
stopped him and smacked his hand. "No! Bad boy, bad
Zander.
Besides
that's not what I meant. And ew!"
THE VOTE:
Skye:
Hey. I changed my vote back this week. I would have voted
for
Zander again cause he's kinda freaky now that his lost his mind
due
to sex deprivation. But hey, I'm just hitting my sexual peak so
he
could be kinda fun to keep around.
Zander:
Uh, I voted for Skye. I know I'm just a bit nuts, seeing as
how
mine are about to exPLODE! Ahem Anyway. But I hear women
reach
their sexual peak around her age and that chick's got some
issues
to begin with. I don't know if she'd release all that anger
in
bed. That pure hate fueled passionate energy...Hm? Can I
change
my vote? Damn! Stupid rassa fraggin system.
Edward
came out with the tallied votes. The fifth person to be
kicked
off the island is...Skye."
"Oh
thank God!" she cried as she sprinted up front. "Seriously
Jax.
If
I'd have had to have listened to any more of your incoherent
babbling
I think I just might have hung myself with my own bra
strap."
She looked over at Zander. "My own, lacy, bra strap."
She
did
some growling noises and gave him a wink. She mouthed the
words
"Call me" to him and backed out of the tribal area.
Zander
sat completely still before falling straight over onto the
ground.
He just laid there, staring at the fire.
"Well,
that's it for this episode. Maybe we can get poor poor Zander
some
sucky sucky in the near future. Tune in next time to find out
on
Port Charles Survivor. Good night all."
