Dun...dikka dikka dikka. Dun dikka dikka...dikka dun dikka dikka
dikka! Lucky looked both ways before continuing. AAAAAOOOOOOOOO!

He looked over at Edward and crossed his arms. "Where were you on
that one man?"

Edward laughed in response, then sent Lucky a death gaze. "You never
let them see you coming dear boy."

Lucky slunk into his seat and put his hands over his head.

Edward slyly smiled, but wiped it away before he looked toward the
camera. "Hello. This is your host Edward Quartermaine welcoming you
back for the next week of our little game. Here's a quick recap of
last week. A.J. won the challenge by drunken default. And scheming
Skye was kicked out. Okay, let's check in with our tribes shall we?

TRIBE MOBBOBKU:

"D...did you hear what he said to me?"

Zander gave an annoyed sigh and rolled his eyes. "For the fiftieth
time Lucky, YES! He said he wouldn't let you see him coming! Now
goodnight." Zander rolled over violently. He then looked back
slowly and smiled. "Oh and sweet dreams." he said in a soothingly
nice voice. he then rolled back over and went to sleep.

Lucky's eyes darted back and forth between all the darkness around
him. Until something fell from the treetops above.

Lucky freaked out completely, running around screaming "It's got me
it's got me!" over and over again.

"Shaddap would ya? Why I outta..." Carly mumbled as she picked
small branches from her hair. "Stupid water! If that seagull hadn't
found me and carried me back to shore..."

Zander got up and hugged her tightly. "Carly!" He began moaning
and rubbing up against her. "Mmmm. So warm, soft, and vagina filled."

Carly pushed him away. "Sorry Zander, but those balls are gonna pop
in their boxers before they get near me."

Zander shook his fists up and down. "D...d...DAMN!" He then
noticed what motion his hands were going in. "Hey, now there's an
idea." He giggled like a schoolgirl and took off for the woods.

TRIBE COUPLEDUPOUS:

"Sea wuz me onlee luv. Now eye don...hafe...nuthin! Waaahahaha!"
Jax's face fell into his hands, which he cried freely on.

A.J. patted Jax's back. "Ish oky. Sheesh jush a womn. Got nuthin
that we need."

"Shept pushay! Aaaaahahahahahah!" Jax cradled his face in his hands
again.

THE CHALLENGE:

Edward brought the group to a wide area of the beach. "Okay, this
week you'll have to rely on your creativity. Build me a sandcastle.
The most elaborate one wins. Start building."

Carly began digging to get some extra sand. She ended up digging
into a hole of some sort. While reaching for some more sand, the wind
blew, making her lose her balance and fall in. The wind continued to
blow, covering up the hole and leaving Carly in the ground.

After everyone else was done, they stood by their creations. Edward
started out with Mobbobku.

Zander had went the other way. Instead of building up, he just dug a
hole in the ground, which he proceeded to start fucking.

Lucky was smiling big as Edward came his way. He had written "Please
don't kill me!" in the sand.

Edward smiled slyly and moved on to Coupledupous.

A.J. had had a castle, but it had crumbled after he had vomited on
it. Then he peed the rest down.

Edward shook his head as he walked up to Jax's brain dead
smile. "Jax, I said castle, not kangaroo."

Luke had built a replica of his bar. He elbowed Edward in the
ribs. "Hey, just cause I'm all the way out here don't mean I can't
get some free advertisin' right?"

Edward rejoiced when he landed on Laura's creation. She had built
many balconies, towers, and turrets to her grand castle. Edward
declared her the winner.

She giggled. "Well I had to make it so big. How else is Palmy gonna
fit in there with me?"

THE VOTE:

Lucky: Um... I'm voting for Edward. Please tell me that's allowed.

A.J.: I votin fr Jaxsh. He thinks wer fren's, jus cuz we cin
undersand each othr.

Edward went back to tally the votes.

Lucky sat there wringing his hands and looking every which
way. "He..he's gonna come out with another gun, or a wild animal,
or...Sarah! I can't take this! AAAAAA!" Lucky screamed as
he threw himself onto the fire. He twitched a bit but eventually gave
up and let himself smolder.

Luke stared at him. "Um...He killed himself..." He looked at Laura
and shrugged.

"Uhm...he's a...a bastard, or something?"

Edward came out and took a big whiff of what the camp fire was
cooking. "Ah, the sweet smell of victory. Anyway, the sixth person
to be kicked off the island is...Jax. Please bring me your torch."

Jax leaned over and hugged A.J. tightly. "G'bi budday. See ya in
Pert Churles!"

"Yeah yeah, I voted for yer ass."

Jax kept his goofy smile as he went up front, then all the way out of
the tribal area.

"So ends another episode. Be sure to join us here for the next
edition of Port Charles Survivor. Good night all."