Dun dikka dikka dikka dun dikka dikka dikka dun dikka dikka
dikka! AAAAAOOOOOOOOO!

Edward shot up straight. "What the blue devil...?"

Laura held up a shaky hand. In it was a small tape recorder. "This
is my Lucky. The last words I'll probably ever hear him speak." She
couldn't say anything else, she just flubbered into tears.

Edward only smiled. It probably took up the whole lens of the
camera. "Hello, I'm your host Edward Quartermaine. Welcome back to
our eighth week of the game. As for our recap. Good news can be
heard. Lucky threw himself into the fire and hasn't came back
since. Although that damn tape just brought me back to reality. And
Jax, the incomprehensible aussie, was sent home."

"You're damn right he was!"

Edward looked over to where the sound came from. A pissed Skye was
walking toward him. She got up to him and stood there. She put her
hands on her hips and glared at the contestants as her foot
tapped. "I finally get some God damn peace and quiet and what do I
hear a few days later? 'He Skye luv. Ahm hume. Le may geev ya sum
looovin durlin!' I was trying to get that guy kicked out for WEEKS!
And you bastards send him home RIGHT AFTER ME? If you're not a
bitch your a son of one. I hate you all." With that she stalked off
down the beach, back to wherever she had come from.

Edward cleared his throat and looked back to his camera. "A deeper
recap, that bitch needs to get laid. Anyway, back to the game."

TRIBE MOBBOBKU:

Zander was sitting all by himself, just looking around and feeling
depressed. He was very lonely and he couldn't find anything that he
hadn't already stuck his dick into. That's when the figure crawled
out of the ground. He smiled happily. "Hey there's something!"

Carly glared at him. "I don't know what that comment meant, but if
you come near me you won't have to worry about being horny cause I'll
Bobbitt you."

Zander got a look of fear. He quickly put his hands in front of his
crotch. However too fast, as he ended up racking himself. His
cheeks flushed out their color. He made a slight whimper before
falling straight backward off of his log.

Carly rolled her eyes. "Great. I finally dig my way out of the mole
tunnels and THIS is what I get to come back to?"

TRIBE COUPLEDUPOUS:

Luke had one arm around Laura's shoulders while the other one's hand
was patting her back.

"But...he's...GONE!" she managed to get out between sobs.

"Honey, don't worry. Lucky'll be back. Don't you get it? It's a
runnin' gag darlin'."

Laura stifled a sniffle. "S...so, he'll be back by the end of the
episode?"

"Sure. Of course, it'll be just to die again. But we can get him
back for a few seconds at least."

Laura was able to smile. "Okay. If you say so. I always trust you
Luke. Even if I do cheat on you behind your back with shrubbery."

THE CHALLENGE:

Edward stood before them on the beach. His smile was just as wide as
it had been, if not wider. A mischievous sparkle was in his
eye. "I've talked with the officials and they've agreed to call off
today's immunity challenge. On the grounds that we leave Lucky dead
and move on."

Carly snickered. "Fine by me. Screw this."

Zander let out a small whimper. "Screw? Oh I wish I could." He
looked down at the bulge in his pants. "Swelling is such a bad
thing!"

THE VOTE:

Edward's smile was about to split his face in half as it grew to it's
epiphany. "The eighth person to be kicked out of the island, or
denied life as the case may be, is LUCKY!"

Laura gasped. "No, no. This can't be."

Luke rubbed her shoulders. "But it is darlin'. Sorry."

Tears began to form. "Well, at least we stayed true to our son."

Luke's eyes wandered. "Yeah yeah. Of course you did."

Laura's eyes slanted slightly. "WE did. Didn't WE?"

Luke looked at Laura. "Yeah. Like I said you did."

Laura grabbed a branch and smacked Luke with it. "You voted for him
too didn't you Luke?"

"Well yeah, that runnin' gag was only funny the first few times.
Good lord, how did those guys do that for so long with that Kenny kid
I'll never understand?"

Laura stood up. "You killed Lucky." She swung her arm back, then
let it fly toward Luke. The 'SMACK' shook some leaves off the
tree. "You BASTARD!" She ran off into the darkness. But she
returned a few seconds later. She shook her first at the rest of the
contestants. "You bastards!" Then she was off into the woods
again.

"Well, will we continue our Spencer eviction? Find out next time.
Please join us for a Luckyless Port Charles Survivor. I know I
will. Even if they WEREN'T paying me an assload of money!
Goodnight all."