Hi, my name's Nicholas D. Wolfwood, but you can call me Wolfwood. I'm going to tell you a story about a time in my life that changed me forever. It all started that one night……

Flash back

"Oh Wolfwood! Oh yeah!" "Ya like that? Ya want some more!" "Oh yeah!"

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Not that night! I meant the night about a month AFTER that night!……..Hehe sorry you had to see that :sweat drop:

Flash back

"Nick honey." "Yes dear?" "I'm pregnant" "What!"

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That's better. Well about a year or so after me and Milly got married well….Ya know what I suck at narrating why don't you just read for yourself.

Milly sat on the couch very anxiously, twiddling her thumbs. Wolfwood sitting next to her with his arm around her noticed she was uncomfortable.

"What's the matter big girl?"

"I need to talk to you now" Milly grabbed his arm and ran up stares. She took him in their room and slammed the door shut.

"Whoa there Big girl what's up?" He said with an anxious smile as if expecting something.

"Nick, honey."

"Yes dear?"

"I'm pregnant."

"What!"

"I said I'm pregnant."

"I heard you, but how!"

"Well you see honey when me and you had s-"

"I know how! I mean how do you know this for sure?"

"Because my mom told me this when I was only eight. She sat me down on the couch and said 'Milly babies come from sex, and when you have sex you get pregnant.' Then she told me never to have sex until I was married."

Wolfwood stared at her blankly for a moment "…….Oh my head." He said as he sat on the bed and rubbed his forehead.

"Are you ok honey?" Milly sat next to him.

"Ok, let me start over. How do you know you are pregnant for sure?"

"I think I would know when another person is growing inside of me. And I haven't had my period this month!" She gave him a big grin.

Wolfwood put his face in his hands and groaned. He looked up at her and sighed. "Ok so your pregnant. The question is are we ready to be parents?"

"I am! I will be a good mom and I know you'll be a good dad! You raised an orphanage, I know your good with kids." She smiled.

"Yeah! I am good with kids! This won't be so bad at all. We can do this!" Wolfwood looked at her and smiled. They hugged each other.

"Does Vash or Meryl know yet?"

"Nope not yet, I wanted to tell you first."

"Ok good, but we should go tell them now."

"K!" They both got up from the bed.

Wolfwood opened the door for Milly and they both walked out together.

"Ok now we're gonna lay it on them calmly and casually. Got it?"

Milly nodded. They walked into the kitchen where Vash and Meryl were. Vash was sitting at the table eating a doughnut and Meryl was sitting across from him reading the paper and drinking coffee.

"Hey Vash, Meryl. Whats up?"

"Nuffin." Vash said with a mouthful of doughnuts.

Meryl said nothing and took a sip of coffee.

"Remember, calm and casual." Wolfwood whispered to Milly.

She nodded and smiled. "I'm pregnant!" She blurted out.

Vash choked on his doughnut, Meryl spit out her coffee all over the newspaper, and Wolfwood smacked his forehead.

"So much for calm and casual."

"What! Your pregnant!" Meryl said wiping off the coffee from her mouth.

"Yeah isn't it exciting!"

Vash still coughing up his doughnut couldn't really say anything.

"Oh Milly that's great! When's the baby due?" Meryl asked putting down the newspaper soaked in coffee.

"Oh, in like eight months." She smiled.

Vash was finally done choking and was able to say "Congrats!"

Wolfwood chuckled. "You Ok there Needle Noggin?"

"Yeah you guys just surprised me." Vash smiled.

"So you ready to be a father?"

"Uhhhhh I guess so. If not I got eight months to prepare." Wolfwood smiled uncomfortably.

Vash patted him on the back. Wolfwood put his arm around Milly.

"We're both ready to be good parents, right Milly?"

"Right!" Milly smiled at Wolfwood, he smiled back. "Are there any doughnuts left? I'm starved!"

"Sorry Big Girl I ate the last one." Vash grinned.

Milly's eyes narrowed. "What? You ate the last doughnut?" Milly threw Wolfwood's hand off her shoulder and pushed him away. She stomped up to Vash and grabbed him by his red jacket. "You ate the last doughnut? What the heck am I supposed to eat now?"

Vash looked at her very nervously. "Calm down Big Girl its just a doughnut. You don't even like doughnuts that much." Vash said in a quivery voice.

"Yeah Milly, come on I'll go buy you some pudding." Wolfwood said putting his arm around her.

She glared at him and threw his arm off her. "I don't want pudding I want doughnuts!" She grabbed Vash again.

"Milly? What has gotten into you! One minute your happily telling us your pregnant then the next your trying to kill Vash over a doughnut!" Meryl said a little upset.

Milly's eyes got all watery. She sniffed and began to cry. "I'm sorry, I didn't mean any harm!" She ran over and hugged Wolfwood and cried.

"It's ok Milly I'll go and buy you some more doughnuts."

She sniffed. "Thanks Nick your such a good hubby." She smiled with tears in her eyes.

"So Milly, have any mood swings lately?" Vash asked sarcastically rubbing the collar of his jacket.

"No, not really." Milly said casually. They all stared at her.

"So lets go get you some doughnuts." Wolfwood said leading her towards the door.

"I don't really want doughnuts anymore, I'm more in the mood for pudding now."

Wolfwood stopped. "…….Ok sure honey anything for you." He smiled. He opened the door for her and walked out behind her. "Be back in a few." He said to Vash and Meryl before he shut the door.

Wolfwood and Milly got and the car and drove to the store. Vash and Meryl sat there for a minute or two.

"Wow, It's only been a month. I can't wait for the other eight we have to go through." Vash said with a sigh.

"I feel more sorry for Wolfwood."Meryl folded her arms and smirked a little.

Vash giggled. "Yeah, the poor guy." They looked at each other and laughed.

Mean while

Wolfwood and Milly are walking into the store.

"So what did you want again?" Wolfwood asked while lighting up a cigarette.

Milly quickly grabbed it from his mouth and stomped it into the ground.

"Hey! What the hell did ya do that for?"

"Second hand smoke is bad for the baby darling."

"Oh yeah sorry about that honey." Wolfwood grumbled and asked her again "Now what do you want from the store?"

Milly stopped and thought for a while. "I think I want a pickle."

"What?"

"Oh and some peanut butter."

"Peanut butter!"

"And beans Oo and some meat!"

"What the-Beans! Meat! But before we left you just wanted pudding!"

"Yeah well I changed my mind." Milly smiled and took Wolfwood by the arm. "Let's go in now."

Wolfwood looked at her then looked away. "I need a smoke." He grumbled to himself. Milly's smile then turned to a frown. "What's the matter honey?" Wolfwood asked in a concerned tone.

"Would you do me the greatest favor ever?"

"Sure anything for you Milly."

"Would you quit smoking?"

"What!"

"Please! I don't want you to die an early death and leave me alone with your child to take care of!" Milly hugged him and began to cry.

"I won't die, I've been smoking since I was eighteen."

"Please, for me?" Milly looked up at him with water filled puppy dog eyes.

He looked into her bright green eyes and sighed. "Ok, I'll try just for you." He smiled and she smiled back. S

he hugged him and took him by the arm again. They both walked in to the store arm in arm.

"Ok now to get that cheese you promised me!"

"What? Cheese? Make up your mind woman!"

She smiled. "I was thinking what should we name the baby?" Milly asked holding her stomach.

Wolfwood thought for a moment. "Hmmmm I don't know. What if we had sextuplets?" They looked at each other and laughed.

"No but seriously, what are we going to name the baby?" Milly asked wiping a tear from her eye from laughing.

"Well for a girl I've always liked the name Katie." Wolfwood looked at Milly and smiled.

She looked at him. "Hmmmm. Yeah that's a good name." She looked down one of the isles. "Oh look pudding!" She grabbed him by the arm and dragged him down the isle. "They have my favorite flavor! Yay!"

"But Milly, they only make one flavor of pudding."

"Yeah, I know and it's my favorite." She smiled and grabbed a bunch of packages of pudding.

Wolfwood just looked at her and smiled. "Is that all?" He asked her. She smiled and nodded.

"Well ok then, lets go pay for it."

After they paid for the pudding they walked outside towards the car. While walking a group of five punks walked in front of them. One of them went up to Milly and put his arm around her.

"Hey baby, what's a pretty girl like you doin' with an old geezer like him?"

Milly looked at him as though he was crazy. The other punks were circling Wolfwood sizing him down to see if they could take him or not. He ignored them and walked towards Milly who needed rescuing. Wolfwood threw the punks arm off of Milly and stood between her and the group of boys, like a big watch dog guarding his master. Of course the group took this as a challenge and surrounded him. Wolfwood showing no fear (Of course he wasn't afraid though.) just stood there showing no expression on his face.

"What's you fuckin' problem man?" One of the boys yelled out.

Wolfwood handed the bag of pudding to Milly. He slowly took off his sunglasses and handed them to her also. Milly slowly backed up.

"I think he wants to fight!" One of the boys said laughing.

"Bring it on bitch!" The boy who's arm was earlier around Milly yelled as he began to charge.

Wolfwood stood there not moving, still showing no expressions. The boy threw his fist at him and Wolfwood easily caught it. They boy was paralyzed in shock. Then Wolfwood made a fist of his own and punched the boy's elbow. The Boy screamed in agony as he watched his arm snap in the opposite direction. Wolfwood let go of the boy's hand. The boy fell to the ground screaming like a baby.

"Jesus Christ!" One of the boys said in horror watching his friend on the ground screaming bloody murder.

Wolfwood glared at the boy. He walked up to him, grabbed him by the collar of his shirt and said "Don't you ever take the Lord's name in vain!" In a very harsh voice. He then punched the boy so hard in the face he was out like a light.

Then one of the boys pulled out a switch blade and ran towards him. "I'm gonna fuck you up good ya stupid son-of-a-bitch!"

Wolfwood easily dodged it and grabbed his wrist which was holding the blade. He snapped the boy's wrist and snatched the blade from his hand. The boy fell to the ground screaming in pain. He then threw the blade into the leg of another one of the boys. The boy screamed as he held his bloody leg. The last member stood there in shock as he saw all of his allies on the ground in agony while Wolfwood stood there completely unharmed. He looked at Wolfwood who was now glaring at him. The boy ran away screaming, leaving his wounded allies behind.

Wolfwood turned to Milly and smiled. He walked up to her and took his sunglasses back and put them back on. He took the bag of pudding in one arm and put out his other arm for her to hold. Milly looked at him strangely.

"Lets go home Milly." He said in a calm voice.

She shrugged her shoulders. "Ok." She took his arm, they walked to the car.

"Umm don't mention any of this to Vash or Meryl, please?"

"Don't worry" Milly smiled "I won't."

END CHAPTER ONE

Don't worry the next chapter will be a lot more focused on Milly, Wolfwood, Vash, Meryl, and the baby or should I say babies….:smiles: You'll have to read the next chapters for yourself to find out.