(Welcome to the deleted scenes chapter! I'm glad you all made it this far! This will be a very short chapter, for there wasn't all that much deleted….andalitebandit-6, I'll explain everything here! And the super happy will come next chapter! XD It's well worth waiting for! I'm also very sorry for the long, long wait…I'm not dead…just very, very, very busy with stuff. :coughband/school/homeworkshitcough: Anyway, no with the deleted scenes…)

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Chapter 1

When Gir trips Zim by running around like a maniac, Zim originally curses under his breath. He was supposed to shout 'Eko!' which is the Irken equivalent to fuck…Wasn't put in because I was afraid people wouldn't get it.

Also, when Gaz let her hostage run for his life, he was supposed to run, scream, and flail about before the crazy asylum for Boys picked him up and tossed him in the back of their truck…

Chapter 2

When Gaz answered 'neh', one of her eyes was supposed to half open, and she was supposed to fling a spoonful of Chocky Poks at Dib.

When Dib was exposed in Zim's base, gir was supposed to fly into Zim's head, then Dib would proceed to laugh before Zim spat one of his horrible insults at Dib for laughing at him.

As Gaz was third degreeing Dib, he was supposed to become belligerent, then she would have to beat the living crap out of him for disturbing her game.

Chapter 3

While waiting under the tree, Dib was supposed to be attacked by a rabid squirrel.

Chapter 4

Dib and Zim were supposed to have another nerd fight before the centaur came to scare them shitless.

Gir's head was originally supposed to explode when he was frustrated, right after the second Zim appeared.

Zim and Dib were supposed to protest to the Alters about getting into the voot cruiser together. Dib wanted nothing to do with it and Zim didn't want Dib getting a hold of the technology.

Worm hole charts should have been explained better – Alter Zim was supposed to ask their age and find the chart for how many years behind their world was before reporting the verdict…

Chapter 6

When the mech 'danced' upon the voot, there was supposed to be Irish music playing in the background for effect. XP

Chapter 8

In the second dream sequence, right before Dib died, and after he mouthed 'love', he was supposed to take his blood covered hand and place in on Zim's cheek, then proceed to kiss him until he died.

When Evil Dib is talking to Tallest Red and he mentioned their pods, he was supposed to walk over to the other side of the room and marvel at their pods on display. They would have also been behind Irken proof plexy glass.

Chapter 11

There was supposed to be extended explicit scenes with the Alters, but I didn't feel like writing that…nor did I want to be paranoid of my parents walking into the room and looking over my shoulder while I was typing it…but some of it was written, but later scrapped.

Right after seein' the Alters in action, the whole argument between Dib and Zim was, in fact, supposed to be much longer, before they blacked out, but I accidentally started typing on the next page when I came back to it later…so those few lines of argument will be lost to my notebook forever.

After breaking from the coconut scene, and Alter Zim made the comment about Alter Dib being and evil genius, they were supposed to start makin' out. XD

Chapter 18

-When Zim gives Dib that little peck on the cheek, Dib is supposed to cuddle super close and cause Zim to panic a little, then he goes about resting his head on Dib's and feeing the comfort and nice smell of Dib's hair.

Chapter 19

There was originally going to be a section where Alter Dib had a crack at Evil Dib. There was supposed to be an argument and talk about a gift Evil Dib had given Alter Dib, The bullet that was still lodged in Alter Dib's side, very close to his spine. He was originally supposed to kill Evil Dib with Evil Dib's own gun and 946 then would have retaliated and ascend his wrath upon Alter Dib. But before the last strike was cast, the other Irkens would bring the beast to his knees. Soon after, he would have been executed.

Chapter 20

Following the original idea stated above, this chapter would have been much longer. They would have returned to the Alter's base and waited it out until Alter Dib was in the clear. Plus there would have been some very slashtacular scenes…O.o

The original idea stated here would have been followed up with the epilogue, which, of course, really didn't happen.

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There was going to be a chapter dedicated to Kumi, but it never got off the ground. But it basically would have explained how she came to be with Alter Dib and Alter Zim and what happened to her original pack.

Also, I had an idea about Evil Dib's experiment going aerie and creating an Anubus so to speak. He would have set the record strait and just taken everybody's life in a real serene sort of way…well, Kumi at least.

(And that, my friends would be the deleted scenes. The next chapter will be a scream…in a good way. XD See if you can figure it out: TRKC What does each letter mean? XD)