Hey Mon!
How you doin! I bet you miss that don't you. I'm glad you wrote me and not emailed me the only thing I know how to do on the computer is find porn. My nephew is gonna teach me though he's a genius. Someone related to me is a genius! Oh and tell Chandler he was the coolest roommate, Michael hates Baywatch! LA is awesome there's so many hot chicks here. I haven't found any real work out here, damn why didn't I take that Nurses thing. Bobbie, she's my new agent is trying to find me some really good auditions. She's a little strange though she has a thing for my nephew.
Man I can't believe the twins are crawling already! So are they making a lot of messes for you to clean? Aww Erica said dada, don't worry they'll both be saying mama before you know it. So Chandler's doing good with the dad thing huh. Wow my boy's all grown up. The Halloween pictures you sent were great you looked so hot as Gale Weathers. I can hear Chandler now. "Dude that's my wife" I 'm really gonna try to make it for Thanksgiving but I know I'll definitely be there for Christmas I wouldn't miss my niece and nephew's first Christmas! I can't wait to stay in my Joey room. So is it still no to the swing?
Wow Ross and Rachel are engaged. Its about time. I'd love to officiate at their wedding too. How cool am I marrying all my friends! Aww Pheebs is gonna have a baby! I so hope its a boy I may never have kids so I need a name sake. By the way why wasn't little Jack named Joseph? Have you guys been back to the Village lately? I miss my apartment and I miss having you guys across the hall. I also miss hanging out at Central Perk with all you guys. When I come visit we'll all have to go hang out there. Well I better go now. Michael just put a plate of spaghetti on the counter and I'm hungry! I'll talk to you soon. Tell Chandler I say hi and give everyone my love.
Love,
Joey
Joey Tribbiani (hang on to that it'll be worth big bucks someday!)