Hey Mon!
Guess what!! I got a job!! I'm on a new night time drama thing! Its called Deep Powder! I play the dad of two kids! The girl playing my daughter is so hot! I couldn't stop thinking about sex with her and almost lost the part but then Gina kissed me (eww!) and sex was so gone from my mind! So I got the part! You and Chandler will watch right! We don't start filming the first episode until after Thanksgiving. I'll let you know when it will be on! Tell Pheebs she was so right! Big things did happen for me!
Tell Chandler I am not a Lakers fan! Its Knicks forever man! They rule all! Yes Michael cooks but don't worry I so love your cooking its the best! Since my new show doesn't start filming till after Thanksgiving I'll be there for the Bing Thanksgiving! I can't wait to eat all that turkey, yams, stuffing and cranberries or should I say Chanberries ha ha. Can you make tator tots this year I love those little things! Okay now I'm hungry I told Michael to make me a sandwich. How about that he make the face Chandler used to make when I asked him to make me one.
How are my niece and nephew! Can they say How you doin yet? I'll be happy to teach them. How's Chandler? Is he still giving you some good lovin? Tell him we're gonna watch Baywatch when I'm there. Oh and why can't I have a swing? So how are the guys? Did Ross and Rachel set a date for the wedding yet? How's Pheebs is she getting fat yet? Don't tell her I said that! You know how her temper is!
Man I really miss you guys! I don't have many friends here, there's Alex she's hot and married she's nice and then there's my weird neighbor Howard but they're nothing like you guys! Hey you know what! You should all come down to LA for a visit! I could give you a tour and you know you can see the Ollywood sign from my apartment how cool is that! Oh no Gina just came in bitching about something again. She does that a lot! LOL Anyway I better go see what it is this time! Talk to you soon! Tell the guys I say hi and send my love! I miss you and love ya lots!
Love,
Joey Tribbiani….The new star if Deep Powder!!!!