I had a friend named Crepsley
He died, he died
Vancha said he was sleeping
He lied, he lied
Why oh why is Mr Crepsley dead?
Couldn't I have been impaled instead?
I had a friend named Kurda
He died, he died
Vancha said he was sleeping
He lied, he lied
Why oh why is Kurda Smahlt dead?
Couldn't I have been executed instead?
I had a friend named Stevie
He died, he died
Vancha said he was sleeping
He lied, he lied
Why oh why is Steve Leopard dead?
Couldn't I have stabbed my own heart out instead?
I had a friend named Arra
She died, she died
Vancha said she was sleeping
He lied, he lied
Why oh why is Arra Sails dead?
Couldn't the vampaneze have yanked my belly out instead?
I had a friend named Sam Grest
He died, he died
Vancha said he was sleeping
He lied, he lied
Why oh why is little Sam dead?
Couldn't the Wolf Man have mauled me instead?
I had a friend named Shancus
He died, he died
Vancha said he was sleeping
He lied, he lied
Why oh why is Shancus Von dead?
Couldn't Steve have broke my neck instead?
I had a friend named RV
He died, he died
Vancha said he was sleeping
He lied, he lied
Why oh why is Reggie Veg dead?
Couldn't Steve have slit my throat instead?
I had a friend named Murlough
He died, he died
Vancha said he was sleeping
He lied, he lied
Why oh why is young Murlough dead?
Couldn't Crepsley have stabbed my belly instead?
I had a friend named Gavner
He died, he died
Vancha said he was sleeping
He lied, he lied
Why oh why is Gavner Purl dead?
Couldn't Kurda Smahlt have stabbed me instead?
I had a friend named Kurda
He died, he died
Vancha said he was sleeping
He lied, he lied
Why oh why is Kurda Smahlt dead?
Couldn't I have been executed instead?
I had a friend named Paris
He died, he died
Vancha said he was sleeping
He lied, he lied
Why oh why is Paris Skyle dead?
Couldn't old age have claimed me instead?
I had a friend named Tall
He died, he died
Vancha said he was sleeping
He lied, he lied
Why oh why is Mr Tall dead?
Couldn't my ribs have been shattered instead?
I had a friend named Morgan
He died, he died
Vancha said he was sleeping
He lied, he lied
Why oh why is Morgan James dead?
Couldn't I have been decapitated instead?
I had a friend named Crepsley…