A/N: Jayman…I love you, you rock hardcore! Maybe I should re-title this "THE BEST STORY EVER!" and I might get a few more hits.

Disclaimer: I keep wanting to make these funny for every chapter I write, but it's hard.

Man walks into a bar "OW!"…I do not own Teen Titans.

It was dark; the only light was coming from the fire in the palms of Cyborg's enemy and a light glow from the Titan himself.

Fire came screaming at Cyborg as he rushed at his opponent but fire has no mass and no force behind it. Cyborg planted his left fist into the teen's face, crushing his nose and knocking out more than a few teeth.

The other HIVE members all took a step back in fear and shock, they didn't know he was this tough, but they'd never battled any of the Titans before.

"Who's next?" Cyborg said with a devilish grin?

"Get him!" Said the leader. The battle began.

Cyborg was surrounded but four sub-par HIVE students weren't going to stop him. He picked a direction to attack in at random. 'No need to think this one through.' He attacked to the west.

He had attacked in the direction of the leader the strongest of the group; literally his only strength was strength. He and Cyborg met half way and he through the half metal teen a good 20 feet away.

Cyborg had been surprised by the power as he flew across the room, a mistake he would not make again. He tried to get up but was hit with a barrage of items and energy attacks. It knocked him back down and pushed him another few yards.

All four were lined up, about to finish him off. Cyborg saw his opportunity lying on the ground. He formed his right arm into the cannon and blasted the ceiling above his adversaries. Three dived out of the way to either side, but one was caught in the avalanche of concrete and plaster and taken out of the fight.

Rising to his feet, Cyborg decided to take out the lone student before he could rejoin with his friends. It was the one who had hit him with energy attacks. The boy fired a volley at Cyborg but they were met with blasts from his cannon. For being hundreds and hundreds of pounds, Cyborg is pretty fast.

Cyborg planted his foot into the boy's face when he jumped into the air to strike him. His enemy had gone out like a light. That left only two.

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The leader and his last teammate watched a Cyborg defeated their teammate with ease.

"I'll get up close and go hand to hand with him. You stay back and pick up something heavy to drop on him. Be ready when I say."

"Got it."

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"Let's finish this." The leader stared Cyborg down.

"Let's do it then." Cyborg responded.

Cyborg and the Alpha Team leader were charging at one another. Cyborg noticed the other one standing a few yards behind him, muttering something and concentrating.

"You're going down." Said Cyborg as he fired his cannon. The beam passed only inches from the leader's head. Hitting the second teen in the chest and sending him crashing to the wall 40 feet away.

"You missed!" the leader laughed.

"Did I?" Cyborg responded, the leader turned around to see his only other teammate unconscious.

All he could say was "Shit."

Cyborg hit the distracted man with a devastating punch that sent him tumbling into the open stairwell, and all the way down.

The destruction on the open room was immense for such a short battle. Debris everywhere, pieces of concrete, brick, metal and even some full length steel beams from the ceiling.

Cyborg had just taken a moment to rest when Bravo Team came running down the stairs and lined up in front of him about 45 feet away. Six new enemies he had to fight with.

"Who the hell are you guys?" Cyborg said to the one that looked like the leader, feeling compelled to ask.

"We're the backup plan!" He responded.

'This is gonna be a long night.' Thought Cyborg.

"So how do you want to die?" Asked one of them, thinking they were being extremely clever. The others sniggered.

"Funny, I was gonna ask you the same thing." Cyborg raised his right arm and blasted a beam into a steel I-beam at his feet.

The explosion made it fly into the air, then come back down once and skip off of the ground and raise to about chest high before hammering into the four on his left, and going out of the open air building, and plummeting to the ground below with its victims still 'attached' to it, parts of them anyway.

The other two gawked in shock, slowly looking back and forth to the Titan and back to where their teammates had stood only moments before, where some still did. One lost their dinner. Cyborg began to walk slowly towards them with a look like they had just set fire to his mother…while she was driving his car, on his face.

They began to hurl attacks at him, but they were so gripped by fear that they didn't notice their strikes passing through the hologram Cyborg, or the real one for that matter as he came up behind him and smashed their heads together. They both fell to the floor.

"Some back up." Chuckled Cyborg.

"That was only the appetizer, Cyborg. Are you ready for the main course?"

"Blood! You losin' your touch? These last couple of students sucked!"

"Alas, they were only what remained of my last school after you shut me down!" He went for talking to screaming quickly "And I'm going to make you pay for everything!"

"I don't think so!" Cyborg took a fighting stance facing Blood. 'I was right, tonight will be a long night.'

For the second time in as many days, it began to rain.