Hey Mon!
Aww you taped my appearance on Jay Leno! Cool! About the People article. The woman interviewing me her name was Judy. I thought of you and Ross! You know cause that's your mom's name. I accidentally asked her out for Valentine's Day. She thought I liked her, which I didn't. So I had Gina, Michael and Alex show up at the restaurant, big mistake! She thought I wanted her to meet my family! Alex got drunk and grabbed my sister's boobs that was pretty funny. Hee hee. Judy took me to her parents' house there was talk of marriage and kids. She said our kids would have to be raised as Christian so I told her I was Jewish to get away from her! She was crazy! You and Chandler's Valentine's Day sounded romantic. Oh I bet he warmed up nice and good lol. Yes yours truly is up for a Soap Opera award! I'm also a presenter! You guys will have to watch and cheer for me okay!
Chandler and Ross went to a Knicks game with out me! No fair! I wanna see the Knicks! And those hot cheerleaders! Yes I have a picture of Chandler but calm down Mon I have pictures of all you guys too. Erica's walking! That's so cool! Tell her uncle Joey says way to go! Of course I'll be there for the twins first birthday! I never pass up free cake! I'm so glad Phoebe is happy and that she gets to do the mommy thing this time! She was so sad when she had to give the triplets to Frank and Alice. I can't wait for my little namesake to be born! You better call me the minute Pheebs goes into labor! Speaking of babies you and Chandler should keep having lots of sex! You never know, you might just make a little Joey!
A summer wedding for Ross and Rach. Cool! Deep Powder will be on hiatus and even if it wasn't I'd be there I wouldn't miss this wedding for the world! In the words of Pheebs "They're lobsters!" Tell Ross this better be the last one! So when are you guys gonna come to LA for a visit? There's so much cool stuff here I want to show you guys! The beach is just blocks from my apartment. Chandler, Ross and I could go check out all the hot chicks in their bikinis! Well Mon I gotta go I'm taking Michael out to a club and try to teach him how to get a woman. He's worse than Chandler was! He passed up going to a hot girl's apartment to hang out with some dude from some Star Trek show! Love ya and Miss ya lots!
Love,
Joey