The lil Keraskals
by neo-gigan
episode 2: operation dekopon!
the story starts on a glorious weekend at keroro's house.our three keronian rascals are sipping dekopon juice wile watching tv
keroro;ah, is there any thing better than a cool dekopon juice can thing... what ever?
giroro:a shiny gun?
zeroro:2 dekopon juices?
keroro:good guesses but no, THREE DEKOPON JUICES! walks over to his fridge and gets 6 dekopon juices and tosses them to giroro and zeroro.one hits giroro in the head
giroro:OW!
zeroro: but keroro kun, i haven't even finished my first one! and wont your dad get angry at us?
keroro:nah, he doesn't drink this stuff, he says its for kids
keroro's dad:ah, now time for a cool refreshing dekopon ju- sees there all gone. then sees keroro giroro and zeroro with all the dekopons keeeerooorooooo
keroro:um... i... uh...
keroro's dad grabs the three and starts spanking them
keroro:ow! mom! dads being mean to me!
giroro:sniff big girls don't cry, big girls don't cry!
zeroro:this is against the law! ill call the pallyce on you!
about 3 hours of mass unlawful punishment
keroro:ow...
zeroro:i have never seen a saltine that hurts so much
giroro:my butt still feels the beatings
keroro:this is all your fault giroro!
giroro:what! you where the pig who kept getting dekopon juice out of the frige!
keroro:yea well... um... your a pansy!
giroro:shut it!
zeroro:you where saying big girls don't cry
giroro:SHUT IT!
zeroro:um... any way i was thinking about our little perdicement apparently, your dad worked to hard to get all that juice just for us to drink it all.
keroro:what's your point?
zeroro:i propose
giroro:to marry keroro?
zeroro:what? no! to make our own dekopon juice!
keroro:that could work..
giroro:lets do it!
three march off to the super market where they obtain some tens of dekopon fruits (useing zeroro's money of \course)
keroro:all righty, heres what where gonna do, giroro, you get paper cups and ice
giroro:why didnt we do that at the super market?
keroro:look i haves a bad rap there so i wanted to get out asap
flash back time!
keroro walks up to a ppimply nerd cleaning up an isle
keroro:do you have the new gundam models imported from pokopen yet!
nerd:no
keroro:oh,... now?
nerd:no
keroro:oh... now!
nerd:no
keroro:oh... now?
nerd:hmmmm... NO!
flash back two.evry things normal
keroro:KEROOOOOOOOOO!flies into a display of gundam models knoking over the whole display
flashback 3.the supper market explodes sending star bucks stores raining every where on pokopen every where
keroro:and thats why circles are round
giroro:um... okay...
keroro:zeoro, i need you to buy lots of lead filled paint and paint the sighn
zeroro:but keroro kun, ill get infected with the lead by inhailing it!
keroro:hahaha, dont worry, your mouth sheet thing should protect you
zeroro:i... guess bu-
keroro:thats the spirit! and ill sqeeze the dekopons
giroro:remember to take out the eye balls
keroro is all ready squeezing the cycloptic fruits
keroro:wha?
giroro:never mind
5 hours later the stand is allready for bwessines
keroro:ah yes, tis a fine beauty she is
giroro:yea thanks to zeroro and me
keroro:what! i helped!
giroro:only until you got to lazy to squeeze the damn juice when you got a blister so you got zeroro to squeaze them
zeroro:THEY BURN!starts punching a wall to relieve the pain of his blisters
giroro:besides, wouldnt it be better to sell this somewhere else
keroro:wha?sees there right in front of the super market D'OH!
the next day after school, the boys set up thier stand out side of school. tetcher walks by
keroro:good day tetcher, would you like some of our home made dekopon juice?
tetcher:its teacher, and yes, id love some juice!
keroro:thank you, coming right u-... giroro, what are these?
giroro:paper cups!
keroro:no, these conish things
giroro:paper cups!
keroro:these arent paper cups!
giroro:yes they are!there cups made from paper!
keroro:they have to be shaped like a cup!you where just being lazy and taped some paper together
tetcher:is there a problem?
giroro:of course not tetcher, here you are, that will be 25 cents
tetcher give them a weird looking quarter thing and takes a sip
tetcher:GUHHHH! THIS STUFF TASTES LIKE CRAP!takes another sip you kids are SICK! trying to poisen your teacher
zeroro:tetcher
tetcher:TEACHER! you kids are getting the lowest acedemic score EVERRRRRRRRRREEEEE chugs the intire drink cup and all.he then chokes on a dekopon eye and falls over
giroro:...
zeroro:...
keroro:... i think hes dead!
zeroro:oh NO!
giroro:AAAAAAAHHHHHH! WE KILLED TETCHER!
keroro:hey man, just relax, we can ease this out-
giroro:DONT YOU GET IT! WE KILLED HIM! THE ENTIRE SCHOOL WILL KNOW! THELL HATE US!
some random keronian girl:hi there you guys, hows it going?
giroro:GO TO HELL!
the girl runs away cring
keroro:so where criminals?
zeroro:mother will ground me forever!
the three start crying. keroro grows to the size of a skyscraper and attacks the school, giroro starts shooting every one, and zeroro starts eating little babies.then keroro wakes up to see hes on a hobo train with his friends and kururu
kururu:HEY!
keroro:wha? where are we?
giroro:we started crying when you sceamed an passed out, so we ran on this train
keroro:aaaaaaaaand, kururu?
giroro;why not? i mean school aint teaching him anything
zeroro:mother must be so worried!she might think you guys are bad seeds!
giroro:but, we must leave that all behind, for we are criminals, and can only bare what we brought along with us
keroro looks inside of his hobo sack
keroro:WHAT! you guys didnt pack my gundam models!
zeroro:we didnt have enough time keroro kun
kururu:forutunantly, i packed my burnt cd of cool cool jams, if your bored id be happy to let you listen litle lady
zeroro:what!
to be continued