Okey doo, so I have chapter two up. Zim is hunting for his band mates. Ahhh, I must warn you all there is some Almighty Tallest love in here, I didn't plan on it honestly it just kinda created itself in my mind. So that must mean I'm sick and twisted right? Hahaha, anywho if you don't like it don't read it, however if you don't like it and do read it feel free to flame all you want. But do try to make it amusing. I still need a name for the band if anyone can help.

I do not own Invader Zim it belongs to the evil martians who wear pants as shoes. Now the secret is out.

Don't you long for the squealy?

Zim put on his disguise and grabbed a notebook. Inside was a list of the four personas he needed to find including his own name scrawled 'the EVIL one - Zim'. But who to fill the others? The almighty Irken stopped to ponder this awhile when Gir came sailing into the room.

He had lipstick and eye shadow on and was wearing a beautiful pink hat.

"Avon lady!" Gir screamed out. "She had make-ups and a nice hat so I tooks it all and ate her flying monkey! MONKEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

"Shut up Gir!" Zim screamed smacking Gir with his notebook. "I need to think about how I am going to find 4 more boys to be in my band…"

"Like the fishmens?" Gir said his eyes getting wide. Zim nodded and was about to speak when Gir started screaming, "I WANNA BE IN THE BAND! MEEEEE! PLEASE, OH PLEASE, OH PEASS! I CAN SINGS REALLY GOOD WATCH ME I'M DOING IT!" Gir drew in a huge breath and started singing "Tuna and pizza taste oh so good, et em up and yummy, lala dookie!"

Even though Zim hated to admit it the little robot was actually pretty good. His 'tone' of voice was innocently high but sounded slightly melodic none the less.

"O-k Gir you can be in the band." Gir started screaming and ran around the house. "But which one is he?" Zim said to himself. After examining the list he decided that Gir was tied between two spots, cute and goofy. He was, dare he say it, cute, but he was a robot and not cute as a human. He was in fact goofy, if not just stupid and insane. So Zim wrote Gir next to 'the goofy one'.

"I feel the need to tell the Tallest my newest EVIL plan." Zim said, knowing that he just wanted to brag about his genius. He walked into an elevator and went down to the communication room.

"You're gonna do what?" Tallest Red asked him inquisitively. Purple and Red both stared Zim in awe of his stupidity.

"Explain this 'boy-band' thing again Zim, I'm not sure I understand." Purple asked him while shoving candy in his mouth.

"I will start a boy band and play music to hyppo-tize the humans into obeying my every command. Then I will take over the earth. Its very easy to do. I just need to find 3 other boys to join my legion of evil." Zim explained all this as Gir was dancing in the background. Zim stood tall as he could make himself and smiled at the Tallest's silence. "I knew you'd be impressed."

The Tallest just kept staring at Zim dumb-founded by the idea of these boy-bands. If they had as much power as Zim described than surely he has at least a chance of making it. But this was Zim! I mean come-on how can he do anything right? Just then Tallest Red had an idea.

"Oh Zim, I have the perfect member for you." He said slyly.

"Ooohh, who is it?" Zim asked eagerly. "Is he PERFECTER than me, for you know there is no such thing." Tallest Purple now shifted his gaze between Zim and Red, trying to figure out what both of them were thinking. Gir suddenly jumped into the screen screaming "My Tallest all covered in CHEESE!" Gir kicked Zim's head sending Zim falling to the floor.

"He shall be coming soon." Tallest Red said, "and believe me Zim he is perfect." A snarl appeared on Tallest Red's face right before he cut the connection.

When the screen went blank Gir started bouncing on Zim's head singing about meatballs and flies.

The Massive

"What the heck was that all about?" Tallest Purple questioned, one claw pointing at the blank screen. "And what ARE you thinking helping Zim?" Purple now moved his claw to point at Red's face, centimeters from where his nose should be.

Purple continued shoving candy into his mouth while still pointing at Red. "I was thinking…" Red began, reaching up and smacking Purple's claw. Purple let out a whine and pulled his claw tight against his chest.

"That I wouldn't be helping Zim. " continued Red, spinning around in his chair slightly so his back was facing Purple. "I'm going to send him the shortest, messiest soldier we have to…" Red was cut off short when a candy bar whacked him in the back of his head. He turned angrily and glared at Purple. Purple stopped eating and held on tighter to his candy bag. Red stood up walking towards Purple, "to mess Zim up, just like how I'm going to mess you up now!"

"Uh-oh." murmured Purple. He dropped his bag of candy and started screaming as he ran away. Red was right behind him yelling threats at his back. In mid-run Purple thought to himself, 'Why am I running if I can fly?' and started floating. Red started catching up when Purple reached a dead-end. Purple gulped loudly and turned around. Red was no more than 6 inches in front of his face.

"I got you." Red smiled at Purple. Then Red leaned in and quickly kissed Purple on the lips, a quick peck. Purple smiled back, "Well now…" he said reaching a claw around his mate's head, "I got you." Purple pulled Red's face close to his and into a deep kiss. Red started getting frisky and rubbed his claw on Purple's antenna.

Red stopped to command his soldiers on board. "Go get Skoodge, and send him to Zim." A soldier nodded as Red pulled Purple into a backroom.

A Dungeon in the Massive

Skoodge sat in the dank cell anxiously awaiting another mission. The Tallest had 'accidentally' thrown him into space and then, after escaping Hobo 13, told him to wait down in the cell.

'I wonder what my next mission is.' Skoodge thought to himself. 'I'd do anything as long as I can get out of here.'

A soldier appeared next to Skoodge and handed him a piece of paper.

"For me? Is it my mission?" The soldier nodded and walked away, leaving the cell open wide. Skoodge started reading hurriedly through the letter.

'Invader Skoodge,

As you may know Invader Zim is on the planet Earth. Well, he needs your help. You are to report to the docking station immediately.

Signed,

Us.'

"A mission," Skoodge said his eyes watering with tears of joy. "Yes Sirs!" His hand went up in a salute and he marched to the docking stations.

Earth

Zim was walking down the street, notebook in hand, looking everywhere for boys. (that sounds sooo bad) He had tested several boys already with his ingenious test. He would walk up to a boy and step on his foot to hear the tone of his voice. So far all had sounded horrible next to Zim's perfect tone.

Zim turned a corner and came face to face with Dib, who was busy setting traps.

"Bigfeets again?" Zim asked Dib. "Yeah," Dib replied not noticing it was Zim who said it. "I saw him here last night but didn't have time to set any traps…" Dib looked up and upon spotting Zim screamed.

Even though he was screaming 'ALIEN!' Zim tested his tone of voice. It was very good, although not perfect for NOBODY was as perfect as Zim. "You have passed, congratulations. Now pick your role!" Zim thrust the notebook in Dib's face.

"Passed what? And what role, like I'd ever help you!" Dib crossed his arms in front of his chest and waited for Zim to explain.

"Your tone of voice matches well with my own. You see, I am making a boy band and I have decided that you are one of the boys that will make the planet obey me. Do you accept?"

"As if," Dib replied, "Like I'd help you take over the Earth. Plus boy bands are for losers with no time. Even if I did help you what would I get out of it."

Zim had not planned for such a question and stood silent for a minute. Then he remembered what his computer had said earlier. Zim smirked and said quietly, "You get the squealy."

"I get the what?" Dib asked completely dumbfounded.

"I know you want to be loved Dib, and if you join me that's what you shall get. Imagine standing on stage with the entire earth screaming your name. The attention, the fame, the squealy."

Dib tried to resist but he did imagine. Crowds of human calling his name, wanting to be near him. Finally he could have all the attention he ever wanted, and he didn't have to be alone anymore. Plus when they got famous enough he could reveal Zim for what he really was, in front of the entire planet.

"Fine Zim, I'll join." Dib reached for the pen and notebook. Zim smiled and started laughing. Dib wrote down, 'The smart one - Dib'.

"So why are we looking again? We already have you, me, Gir, and whoever the Tallest are sending for you. Isn't that enough?" Dib asked Zim. They had been walking for hours. Zim kept stepping on people's toes and listening to their screams.

"Because miserable earth pig, to be cool we need five members." Zim held up four claws and wiggled them in Dib's face.

"Ah Zim that's only 4."

"Silence! How dare you act like you know more than me! I swear if it wasn't for your voice Dib-stink I would kill you now." Zim narrowed his eyes and marched forward.

"You've had plenty of opportunities to kill me Zim and you never have." Dib said slyly, seeing how far he could push Zim.

"How do you know?" Zim turned and glared at Dib.

"Well, I'm alive aren't I?" Dib said smugly, he wasn't about to be intimidated by Zim.

"I have kept you alive because it amuses me," Zim's face went blank, "but honestly I have no idea what you are doing alive now." Zim turned and started marching away.

'Oh yeah,' thought Dib, 'I'm definitely gonna expose that jerk.' Zim was turning a corner when a blur leapt at him and sent him flying across he street and into a bush.

The only thing Dib could hear was screaming and yelling. Listening closer he made out the words, 'KEEF! DIE! GET OFF!' Obviously Zim was in great pain and Dib hurriedly ran to see.

Sadly Zim was just being lightly smothered by Keef, his stalker friend. Dib chuckled at the site but noticed the look in Zim's eyes was one to pity. "Dib… get him off… the squealy!" Zim whispered, slowly suffocating from Keef's hug.

Dib understood that Zim was asking for help while bribing Dib, so he reached down and pulled Keef off of Zim's neck. Zim stood up gasping for air. "What are you doing alive?" Zim screamed pointing at Keef.

"Oh, well you hurt me but I got better!" Keef said smiling and trying to break free from Dib's grasp. "Plus I could never stay away from you Zim! You are my bestest friend after all!" Keef smiled from ear to ear and stopped struggling against Dib. Zim walked up to Keef and slammed his foot down on his toe. "AHHHaaaayyyyahhhhh!" Keef screamed beautifully.

"Okay, you have passed the test congratulations." Zim said monotonously as he walked away. Dib stood in awe as Zim wrote down Keef's name next to 'the cute one'.

"You gotta be kidding me Zim," Dib said as he let go of Keef. Keef ran up to Zim and started talking about how good friends they all were. Zim and Dib ignored him.

"I grow tired pig monkey. This thing shall have to do for now. Now we must go back to the base to await the fifth member as sent by my Tallest." Zim started marching towards his base, oblivious to Keef. Dib stood in shock for a couple minutes.

"Wait, your just gonna let him know you're an alien? Have you gone completely crazy Zim?" Dib said chasing after them. When he caught up he said, "And how come he's cute and I'm not?" Dib covered his mouth after realizing he admitted that he cared about such things.

"I thought you of all humans couldn't care less whether people knew I am an alien or not." Zim said eyeing Dib suspiciously. "Now I am beginning to wonder what your true motives are."

Dib started to blush but couldn't find out why. He reached up and covered his cheeks. "B-B-Because! I want to be the only one to uncover you for who you are! I will Zim, believe me!"

Zim sighed then threw Keef through the door into his base. "Yes, yes, whatever! Still it is MY plan so YOU shall obey ME! As for the cute situation," Zim looked Dib up and down. "I find you repulsive." Zim started cackling loudly as he walked inside.

"That's not nice." Dib whispered as he walked inside. He felt sad and upset, but like the blushing, didn't know why. He hated the feeling, and even more hated the fact that Zim had made it appear.

Dib and Zim sat on opposite sides of the couch, not looking at each other. Dib, still thinking of what Zim said, felt very depressed but struggled to maintain himself. Zim, seeing how Dib was acting, couldn't help but laugh out loud at his little insecurities. 'Pathetic humans, they are so weak.' Zim said to himself.

Keef and Gir sat in the corner playing marbles. Gir flung a marble up into the air and into Keef's eye, Keef started screaming and ran around in circles. Gir happily threw his hands in the air and chased after him.

An explosion was heard in the front yard and Zim pounced off the couch. He and Dib ran to the sound and opened the door. In the entranceway stood a burned and charred Skoodge. "Invader Skoodge here, sir. Reporting for duty." Skoodge saluted Zim, much to Zim's liking, and then fell forwards onto the floor.

"Excellent." Zim said walking back to the couch. "Now phase two can begin!" Zim started cackling loudly. In the background Keef lay on the floor exhausted, Gir was eating the marbles, and Dib was busy trying to drag Skoodge inside.

"The mania has begun."

Oh yes, just when you thought my stories couldn't be more worse. Well they can, and I plan on making them horrible and stinky. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Oh I shall be making the boys all in thier outfits soon and will provide links in future chapters. Bye bye!