There is a nice/funny fight scene in here and Skoodge and Keef quickly become friends. There is a little ZaDr but its mainly sexual tension, lol. Actually not really. If you find tacos to be excessive in this chapter, too bad. I really want tacos…
Invader Zim belongs to somebody somewhere, but not me.
GIVE ME TACOOOSSS!
Zim paced in front of his band. Dib, Skoodge, Gir and Keef all stood in a line awaiting instruction. Zim paused then spun around to face the boys with military like precision.
"First things first." Zim said, opening one eye for emphasis. "We need a name. I have decided on Zim and the Invaders."
Skoodge's eyes widened in awe. "I think its nice, sir." He saluted Zim, who was once again pleased.
"Nice for you maybe…" Dib muttered. "But in case you haven't noticed Zim, Keef and I aren't invaders, so it doesn't work. Unless you're too stupid to see that." Zim clenched his teeth in anger, something that made Dib smile.
"Dare you to question my intelligence Dib-stink? I knew that…"
"No you didn't." Dib said smugly.
"Uh-huh."
"Nuh-uh"
"Yes I did, filthy pig beast."
"Nope, you are too dumb," Dib smiled widely, "and too short."
A fuse blew in Zim's head at this remark. Dib had grown another inch recently, while Zim had stayed his petite size. "That's it fool boy!" Zim screamed and leapt for Dib's throat. Dib screamed and went to run away, but Zim kicked Dib squarely in his temple. Dib fell down with a loud "OOOFF" and Zim jumped on his back. Dib screamed and started doing a worm-like movement. Zim pulled on his hair and was cackling.
"Aw, why does Dib always get to play with Zim, why not meeee?" Keef said. He and Skoodge stood side by side watching the fight.
"You know I saw the Tallest doing something like that once only there was less screaming and more moaning." Skoodge closely examined the position Dib and Zim were in. "The position is exact though."
Dib managed to go into a death roll and spin Zim over. Dib was now between Zim's legs; Dib on top, Zim on the bottom. They were both grunting and were holding each others hands.
"I saw my mom and Dad in that position too." Keef said, "I guess people really like to wrestle." Skoodge and Gir both nodded. Zim and Dib continued rolling around on the floor and making grunting noises. When Dib was on top of Zim again Zim managed to put his foot on Dib's chest. He screamed and kicked Dib successfully across the room and into another part of his lab. Zim stood up triumphantly.
"Yes! I have won." He declared and threw his hands in the air. Skoodge and Keef both nodded and clapped. "Now we need to get to work, Dirt beast come in here." Zim looked towards the entrance to the other lab. Hearing no response, he tried again. "Dib-pig! Get in here now!" Zim was now very anxious to hear Dib's voice, but hearing nothing his chest tightened.
Zim walked slowly to the entrance. 'What if he's hurt, what happened to him? Wait, why should I care, I only need him for my mission.' But the feeling remained in his chest and Zim was apprehensive about what he would find in the room.
"What did you do to Dib, Zim?" Keef asked.
'What did I do?' Zim thought to himself. When he reached the entrance he called once more, "Dib?" The other half of the lab was dark but Zim swore he heard something. Zim stood looking in the room when a net flung out of the dark and onto Zim's head. "You monster!" Zim screamed. Dib walked out of the room smiling.
"I believe I have won." Dib said proudly, and once again Keef and Skoodge clapped. The feeling that Zim previously had disappeared and was replaced with anger.
"Now what do you call humans Zim?" Dib asked him as he struggled out of the net.
"Pathetic, pitiful, dirty, revolting…" Zim said glaring at Dib, "Pick one."
"No I mean a name, like worm babies, right? So since you and Skoodge are supposed to be human, we could be the worm babies." Dib said.
"I suppose." Zim said, "but its lacking doom." He smiled. "Worm babies of doom. Hehehe, DOOM." Zim started cackling again. "I said Doom!"
Dib sighed, a sound full of teen angst. "You're full of dookie." Dib turned to Skoodge and Keef. "Ok so we're the Worm Babies of Doom, now we need outfits and songs."
Zim started pressing buttons on the computer. "I have already compiled outfits for us, we just need to have them assembled."
"You compiled outfits?" The computer asked sarcastically. Zim just glared at the ceiling. Zim walked over to a long tube and stepped in. The doors closed, lights flashed, and the only thing that could be heard was a whirring of machinery. When Zim stepped out, everyone was in awe.
Zim had short, spiky, black hair with red tips. His 'eyebrow' was pierced and he was wearing a spiked collar. He had on a black shirt with fishnet hobo gloves, the shirt had the word DOOM scrawled across it in red. He was wearing long baggy pants (also black) with chains draping off of them. His sneakers were black and red. Here was the evil one.
'Now here's some clothes I wanna put on!' thought Dib to himself. 'or take off of Zim.' Dib had no idea where that thought came from and started to pummel his head. "DISGUSTING!" he screamed out loud.
Zim eyed Dib suspiciously, "I'm glad you like it." He said sarcastically, and reached forward. He grabbed Keef and shoved him into the tube. Keef started screaming inside the tube but was pushed out just as quick as Zim was.
Keef's hair was straightened and a piece of green hair lay in front of his right eye. His shirt was a dark blue with a black rose on it. He had two ear piercing, one on each side and had on straight black jeans with navy blue sneakers. Here was the cute one.
Next Zim shoved in Skoodge. This time there was giggling and Skoodge was popped out quicker than those before him. He had a poofy brown afro and a gray hoodie sweater. His shirt was red and his pants were blue, loose, and extra baggy. His shoes were a light red. Here was the sweet one.
"What? He doesn't match us at all!" Zim turned toward the computer. "What is this thing you put him in?" Skoodge just stood there blinking.
"Ummm, well it was the only thing he could fit into." The computer said, "and my sources do say that it is a popular fashion form."
Zim sighed and reached for Gir, but came back empty handed. "Where is GIR!" He screamed. For some reason Dib couldn't take his eyes off Zim, he looked kinda, well, hot.
"NO!" Dib screamed and started hitting his head again. Keef put his hand on Dib's shoulder, "I'm sure that Gir will be back soon." He said.
"TAAACCCCOOOOOSSSSS!" was heard through the elevator and Gir came barreling into the room. He dropped his greasy taco bag on the floor and was immediately shoved into the tube.
Gir stepped out, looking quite like himself, but had on baggy jeans and a black and green shirt that read, you guessed it, TACO. Here was the goofy one.
"I guess that'll work." Zim said. He turned to Dib, "Now its your turn." Zim smiled evilly, and with the outfit he managed to intimidate Dib, and grabbed Dib by the arm. Zim shoved him into the tube. Dib's time took longer and little bursts of "hey," and "stop it" were heard. When Dib stepped out Zim's mouth hung open.
Dib's hair had its usual scythe but was dyed an electric blue. His glasses were now thicker and black. His nose was pierced, as was his lip. He had on his trench coat but replacing the face on his shirt was the word Death in purple. His pants were covered in straps, baggy around the legs, but tight up top and his boots were thicker and also covered in straps. He had black nail polish and a skull choker as accessories. Here was the smart one.
Zim gulped, 'the human actually looks… desirable.' he thought. 'But this is just Dib! I mean he is insolent, stupid, but…' gulp 'he is attractive.' At least Zim could admit what he was feeling, but he promised himself not to act upon it. "Dib, You look…" Zim paused, "filthy." It must have worked because Dib's face saddened.
"I feel so… emo." Dib said and examined his clothes. "You sure this is what a boy band wears?" Dib asked the computer.
"Well, I also altered the outfits to your personalities. So I guess the dark clothing means that uhhh… you like black?" Zim glared at the ceiling again.
"Well I like it." Skoodge said as he combed his afro. "I feel what do earthlings say, hot."
Dib and Zim both looked at each other. At the same time they thought, 'You look hot.'
So this was a little bit shorter than my last one, but come on it was cute. Heehee. I originally wasn't going to make it a zadr but it turned out that way. I love this chappy because its so adorable! Stupid Dib, why does he hate his feelings so much? I shall have to smack him later.