Rating: Er-herm. Let's say R for completely OBLIVIOUS suggestion, lol.
Word Count: Double drabble; it wouldn't fit in a single, lol. 197.
Notes: It's official; I'm beyond hope. Total CRACK!
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Gojun and Konzen were fighting, and all of Heaven knew it. Despite the aforementioned Gods' best efforts, all of Heaven also knew what they were fighting ABOUT. No wonder, from the amount of sheer NOISE that came from Konzen's office during them.
CRASH. "Oi! I just got that fixed from last time, you idiot!"
THUD. "Don't call me an idiot, Douji! And you're the one that pushed me in the first place!"
A string of cursing. "Ah! Not so rough, baka!"
A smug sounding chuckle. "Oh, you love it. Now shut up and sit down."
"…Fine. …Damn it, not on the papers! You can't read them now!
"Oh, shut up. It' completely your fault, anyway."
"Hmph." An moan was heard then, passed off later as a moan of pain. Like anyone believed that…
Only Gojun and Konzen would argue when they're screwing… And the aforementioned paperwork had to be recopied. Apparently, it was smeared beyond recognition after the fight. A few odd shaped creases, as well. One of which looked remarkably like a kamis' butt print.
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…(Sheepish grin) Review, if you don't mind, lol.