I thought i had added this chapter but i was wrong, it has been sitting here for weeks. So sorry! omg!

I don't think many Dib fans will like me after this chapter. I mean, I am turning Dib gay but not only gay, he's in denial. BIG denial. And Zim fans will hate me too. I mean Zim is o-k with the fact that he likes Dib. But it all makes out for amusing comedy, doesn't it? sigh I should throw in a lemon just for fun. But who Gaz and Tak? Puh-lease. Anyone have any ideas? (I hope to one day make a lemon.) tallest love is good. I need some more love. Lol.

Oh I raised the rating a little because of the whole gay thing, and what Gaz says.

I do not own invader zim, but I think I own my spleen. Unless jhonen owns that too.

"There's still the issue of songs." Dib said, trying his best not to look at Zim. He felt uncomfortable around Zim now. He still couldn't figure out why he felt attracted to an alien, not to mention a GUY alien. Zim on the other hand was dealing with his attraction very well. Irkens had avoided any means of sexuality for hundreds of years, why start anything now?

"I have already written a song Dib-stink. Would you like to hear it?" Zim glanced at his band slaves. Keef, Skoodge, and Gir nodded. Dib shook his head no.

"Why don't we sing some old songs first?" Dib offered. Zim glared at him.

"Fine sing away." Zim continued glaring and Dib slightly blushed. But Dib breathed deep and started on an oldy.

"There isn't a mountain too deep, a river so high it can keep, keep me away… away from his love…" Dib stopped. "oh man, I got the words wrong. What are you looking at?" Dib stared questioningly at the other boys, for they were doing the same to him.

Zim decided to speak up, "Well, DibWeasel. That sounded a little, as you humans say, gay."

Dib's face turned bright red. "NOOOOOOOOOOO!" he screamed and curled into the fetal position, "I'm not gay, I'm not. I'm straight, I like girls, I like boobs. Yes, yes, I'm not gay, I'm normal." Dib continued mumbling to himself while rocking back and forth.

"DIBBY"S IN THE CLOSET!" Gir screamed out and started dancing around in circles. Zim looked at him strangely.

"He's not in the closet Gir, he's spreading his filth on my floor."

"Its an expression Zim." Keef said. "It means he's gay but won't admit it." At the word gay Dib screamed and started crying. "He's pretty far in." Keef said.

"Where did you hear that expression?" Zim turned to Gir.

Gir just stood there and stared at Zim. "MTV?"

"Well now that Dib is occupied, let's hear my song. But first… we need instruments." Zim looked at the boys, "and I have a surprise for you."

"For meee? Oh Zim you are so nice and good and squishy and happy…" Keef was stopped kid sentence with a fist to the temple.

"I am NOT any of those things. What I have is a way to get talented at music." Zim pressed a button on the wall and from the ceiling came four tubes, each one had a member of the FishMen in it. The men were in boxers and had their hands and feet tied together, they were also gagged.

"Using these men you all shall absorb their talent and be able to play instruments efficiently. I have already absorbed the talent, although it wasn't needed because I am ZIM!" Zim pulled out a guitar. It was Red with blue-black flames and had the word doom on it. (Everything must match.) "Ready?" Zim started to play the guitar, it was heavy and full of base. The melody was more of a metallic sound and Zim's voice (believe it or not) was raspy yet loud and deep. He sang:

you cannot resist set your hope aside / starting now we invade your minds

leave freedom at the door / who cares what you're fighting for / worthless lives/ worthless time starting now we invade your minds

bow down and hail all of you now / rock your bodies back and forth and shout to the skies / see the horror of it all pour into your eyes

look at us and admire / terror raining down like fire /we shall love yet we shall hate / and our power shall be great / human beings of every kind / starting now we RULE your minds

Dib stopped shaking at the end of the song and stood up. He had managed to force the 'gay thing' back into the deepest part of his brain. He didn't want to admit it but the song was actually good. Keef and Skoodge applauded and Gir just danced around.

"Better than your idea, don't you think DIB?" Zim sneered.

"yeah.. I guess…" Dib admitted. Realizing he actually admitted that Zim was right he said, "NO! It sucked." Dib put his hands on his hips. (heehee) "I think we can do something better." Zim ignored him and hooked Gir, Keef, and Skoodge up to the tubes. He inserted a metal wire into Gir's head, Keef's belly Button, and Skoodge's antennae.

"Come here Dib." Keef said. "It doesn't hurt at a.." Zim turned on the machine and Keef started screaming. After five seconds Zim turned it off. "alllll…" Keef muttered and slumped on the floor.

Zim turned to Dib, smiling menacingly. Dib started to run away but Zim jumped and landed on his ass. Dib screamed and Zim stuck the wire into his mouth. Dib started shaking violently when the machine was turned on and Zim burst out laughing. Five seconds later Zim turned the machine off. Dib lay limp on the floor and Zim kicked him in the butt a couple more times, still laughing.

"You can all go home now. Come back tomorrow to serve ZIM! Doom shall be ours!" Zim cackled and walked out of the room.

Dib's house

Dib walked in rubbing his butt, it hurt where Zim had probably left a foot sized bruise. Gaz opened one eye at Dib's motion.

"Whats wrong? Zim pound your ass?" Gaz chuckled.

"Yeah he did." Dib said, thinking of the kicking. Realizing what Gaz actually meant Dib let out a squeal, "AW! Gaz that's sick, I am so not gay! NOT GAY, NOT GAY!" Dib flopped on the couch. "not gay," he muttered. Gaz sighed.

"Listen Dib, some people are straight, some are bi. But you, you just might be gay." Dib looked at Gaz defiantly. "It's not such a big deal you know. Nobody really cares anymore. I mean, you act like more of a girl than I do, its pretty obvious."

"You're lying." Dib said.

"Oh come on, you follow Zim around and you are completely obsessed with him, but hardly make an effort to harm him in any way." Dib was about to speak but realized what Gaz was saying was true. "You always tackle him from BEHIND." Dib blushed slightly, he had never paid too much attention to the fact. "and you over react way too much when I say you're gay." Gaz looked at her brother. "Plus over 50 of your fan base thinks you are." Gaz went back to playing her game.

"Maybe you're right, maybe I am gay. And its not bad because half the world already assumes it anyway so I might as well go along with it." Gaz grunted a response. Professor Membrane walked into the kitchen. Dib decided to talk to him about it.

Dib walked over to the kitchen table and sat down with his dad, "Dad, I have a crush on a guy." He said. (Is this it? Is Dib gonna admit his feelings to Zim? Is it all gonna work out with the approval of his father? No, I don't think so.)

"You're joking right?" Membrane asked, totally serious. "Being gay is a horrible thing son, you're just confused. If you act upon your feelings you will go to hell." Membrane laughed. "Of course not the real hell, I proved it doesn't exist, but you will be kicked out and shunned by everyone onb the planet! We'll all hate you!" Membrane patted a very sorrowful Dib on the head. "So about being gay, just… don't." Membrane walked downstairs.

"I knew it." Dib said. "I don't want the planet to hate me. I don't want to be kicked out. I can't be gay…" A tear slid down Dib's cheek and he headed upstairs to try to sleep away his pain.

Zim's house

Zim tried to watch Tv but couldn't relax. The Dib human was buzzing around his brain, he saw Dib in tight pants and a tight shirt. He felt odd feeling in his antennae, but couldn't figure them out. Skoodge was out with Gir, getting tacos and pizza, so he was all alone. Not knowing what to do he decided to call the only people who could give him help; The tallest.

The Massive

Red and Purple were eating snacks and staring at each other. Red was winking and constantly lifting his eyebrow in an extremely suggestive manner. Purple looked afraid and was cowering into his chair.

"Stop it, I don't want to make squeagly. I hurt from last time." Purple said.

"Be quiet Pur, or else they'll hear you." Red pointed at the soldiers on deck. "Doing that is illegal you know. Plus I wouldn't have to be so forceful if you relaxed a little."

"But it hurts sometime, why do I always have to be on the receiving end of things?" Purple asked, crouching further into his chair. Red sighed and sat back.

"Incoming transmission sirs, from Planet earth." A soldier said. Red sighed even louder but waved a yes.

Zim came on the screen looking quite unsettled. He was fidgeting and sweating.

"My Tallest, I have a question." Zim gulped loudly. "I feel attraction…"

Red and Purple's mouths hung open. Zim capable of actual emotions?

"To whom do you feel this…" Red began.

"THE HUMAN!" Zim screamed out. "I don't know whats wrong with me, he is stinky, revolting, disgusting, but still…" Zim looked almost angry at himself. "Tell me what to do. I feel a longing, a wanting, so strong…" Red looked over at Purple and smircked. Purple cowered back.

"Zim…" Purple began. "You do know squeagly is illegal. And with an alien… very wrong." Red looked at Zim.

"We, Irkens, Don't believe in Alien-Irken affairs. If you do it Zim you will be shunned by the entire galaxy." Red said, straight forward, but briefly touched Purple's knee. Zim looked down-hearted and slumped his shoulders.

"Yes, I undestand. But what should I do?"

"Ignore it, repress it." Red said and closed transmission. Back on Earth Zim slumped on the floor, without emotion.

This is so sad, everyone hates zadr but Dib and Zim. Don't repress too much or you'll get a tumor! "I'm a tumor I'm a tumor, I'm a tumor I'm a tumor." -Family Guy lmao. This is sad but actually what Prof. Says is what people I know say. Its so sad. I'm depressed now.