I do not own invader Zim, in fact I don't even own myself.
Zim walked into the kitchen with Dib close behind. Zim surveyed the room, Keef and Skoodge were at the table looking sick. Gir was cooking more waffles.
"GIR!" Zim screamed, "How many waffles did you give them?" Gir turned and stared at zim.
"Uhh, you know… 65?" Gir turned his head to the side and then screamed. "Imma go make more!"
Zim reached out and grabbed Gir's head and pushed him to the floor. Gir started rolling and giggled.
"I'm gonna puke…" Keef murmured and slumped forward.
Dib reeled back in disgust. "Like blow chunks puking?"
"So sick, gonna blow so many chunks…" Keef murmured and made a loud gagging sound as he lurched forward.
Zim's eyes widened and he turned to Gir. "GIR! FETCH THE BUCKET!" Gir screamed and ran into the next room. He came back with the bucket.
Black screen-vomiting sounds. Cut to:
Dib was leaning against a wall in the living room watching Zim pace back and forth. Keef and Skoodge were sent to the store to get some snacks, but Dib knew the real reason Zim sent them out was because he was actually nervous. For the first time in his life Dib saw Zim worried. Zim stopped in the middle of the room and looked at Dib, then he started pacing again. He was muttering something to himself that Dib couldn't hear. Gir was on the couch rocking back and forth humming, occasionally Gir would scream out a word or two (usually tacos). Zim stopped again and walked next to Dib.
"I know what to do." Zim smirked and cackled. "AH! I shall spread Doom to the world and to the universe!" Zim smiled, "I'll make my people listen to me! Then I shall unleash my horror." Dib opened one eye suspiciously.
"You would destroy your own people?" he asked.
Zim shrugged, "Once I destroyed half our planet. It was impressive. Then I was banished, but I quit that to become an invader in Operation Impending Doom 2. You probably wouldn't understand, human."
Dib glared at Zim. "What do you mean by that?"
"Well, all you care about is helping and protecting your people, I want to kill mine." Zim's eyes tightened. "They have stupid rules, their heads are… stupid."
"Everything about your culture is stupid Zim." Dib said.
"How would you know you pathetic human? Shut up!" Zim walked away from Dib.
"I was just agreeing with you." Dib said quietly.
Zim was about to scream back at Dib when Skoodge opened the door and Keef came in. They had bought snacks, bags of them actually.
"Aw Zim you're so nice to give me so much money! I GOTS CHEESE STUFF AND CHOCOLATE STUFF!" Keef ran over to Zim and hugged him. Zim's eyes widened and he shoved Keef across the room. Keef hit the wall with a thud and was twitching slightly. Zim ignored him completely and began 'instructing' his band.
"Now, we have 1 hour to get to the concert and prepare. We open for Pootie and the snowmen." Zim hit a button on his wall. "We need to get there now. The concert is over 80 miles away so we'll take my ship."
"WOW! You have your own spaceship you're so cool Zim!" Keef grinned and clasped his hands together. Zim gagged and Dib muttered,
"I have a ship too…"
The Voot Cruiser appeared from the ceiling and Zim climbed in. Dib got in the front next to him. Gir screamed and jumped into the air, he landed on top of Zim's head.
"Get off my head!" Zim screamed.
Gir just giggled and jumped to the floor. Keef and Skoodge walked across the living room into the Voot Cruiser and Zim took off.
The ride to the concert- Dib's p.o.v.
When I went to go in the ship I felt it was natural for me to sit next to Zim. I mean it's not like we were dating, but I was the protector of Earth and so I felt it was my duty to sit next to its threat. But I soon came to realize that it was a huge mistake.
Zim was silent and glared out the windshield. He didn't look bad at all, in fact the piercing and black hair suited him. I studied the way the skin on the corner of his eyes folded when he glared or blinked, the way he breathed even though he was lacking a nose. I loved the color of his skin, how smooth it looked, how his body was constructed, and I started to wonder if Irkens had sex organs. And if they did, now just suppose they did, what did they look like? Were they shaped the same? Or maybe it was backwards on Irk, maybe he had female anatomy, or what if he had none at all? Zim glanced at me, it was for perhaps a second, but it was enough time for me to realize what I was thinking, and I started to blush.
"OH GOD!" I screamed out, making everyone but Gir jump, and I slammed my head into the windshield.
Zim looked at me suspiciously again but I ignored him. I was too lost in my own thoughts. What if I don't really have any feelings for Zim? What if I'm just playing him to fulfill some sick fantasy of mine? I was extremely curious about his species, and maybe the fact that his purpose in life was to destroy and kill turned me on. I started to blush again and hid my face in my arm as it rested on top of the control panel. Maybe Zim was right, maybe humans are pathetic. I certainly felt that way.
The ride to the concert- Zim's p.o.v.
I jumped into the Driver's seat of my voot cruiser, and was a little surprised that the earth pig took the seat next to me. The voot cruiser really only had one seat, but I added 3 temporaries for the trip today. The closeness of Dib made me uneasy. Yes we had embraced, and I almost regretted it, but now there were people here to see him near me, and any sign of weakness would be damaging to my mission.. The Dib seemed to be blushing a little bit, but he always seemed to do that recently.
I had to admit to myself that I found him attractive. But I had come upon some difficulty.
I glared out of the windshield.
The Tallest said that it was illegal, but I knew that they did it themselves. I never realized it until I had feelings for the Dib but the way they looked at each other, it was the same way Dib looked at me. I would make them listen to me, I would change the way things were, even if it meant I had to kill everyone that got in our way.
The ship landed just outside the concert hall and The Worm Babies of Doom stepped outside. Zim led them, pushing his way through the crowd, and walked up to the guard.
"Whaddya think you're doing little green man?" A large, hairy, security guard asked.
"I am the leader of this… band-thing. And we must get in." Zim said, standing tall.
The security guard smiled and crossed his gorilla-like arms, "Listen little boy, there's no way you're getting in wit-outta ticket." Zim glared at the security guard then growled under his breath. "OOH SO SCAWY!" The guard lifted his fingers in the air and wiggled them around, "whacchya gonna do now big boy?"
"Oh I'll show you what I'm gonna do…" Zim snarled. Dib only had enough time to mutter a small "uh-oh" when Zim lunged at the guard's throat. Zim was clawing, biting, and pounding the guard into the ground. Besides the sounds of fists the only sounds Dib could hear was crying and Zim's outbursts of "You want more? I'll give you more!"
Keef's eyes were wide and Skoodge was bouncing up and down in glee. And Gir was… "wait," Dib said, "Where's Gir?" Zim stopped fighting and pounced next to Dib.
"Did you say Gir is missing?" Zim asked, ignoring the bloody and unconscious security guard behind him.
"Uhhh… yeah." Dib said and gulped loudly. Zim's expression turned to one of pure malice.
"GIR!" He screamed. "Come get your master!" Zim stood with his hands on his hips, glaring at the sky. His expression faded quickly when no one came. "Gir?" He said, looking around. Zim started running into the concert hall screaming out Gir's name. The band followed him backstage, and when they got there they saw Gir getting kicked in the head by Zim.
"Hey stop it!" Dib cried and went and grabbed the little robot (who was laughing, even though he was getting slammed in the head.) and glared at Zim.
"What?" Zim shrugged, "He ran off. We need him to take over the world!" Dib continued glaring and he put Gir on the floor.
"Two minutes to show time." A man said, holding a clip board.
"Don't we usually get told five minutes before?" Dib asked.
"Sorry, policy change." The clip board man said.
Dib started freaking out, "WHAT? How the HELL are we supposed to have this done in time? We have to set up and everything!" Zim reached over and touched Dib's shoulder, the light simple action made Dib calm down. He loved when Zim touched him.
"Everything is all set… calm down." Zim said looking into Dib's eyes. "You already have the talent, all you need is to trust me." Dib gulped and nodded his head.
"Ok I can do it Zim, I trust you." Dib said, then he shook his head. "WHOA! Hold on! Why do I trust you all of a sudden? Man, you tried to kill me before!"
(Who the hell is writing this thing? YOU SUCK!) shut up Dib and do as I say I am god (god my ass, you're messed up) its my fanfic! My fantasy! Shut up! (fine, fine whatever.)
Zim looked shocked and started stuttering.
"Yeah but I never did, you know… you're still alive." Dib opened one eye in question.
"You got a point."
"And plus I never meant to kill you! Just mutate your body a bit." Zim smirked. Dib couldn't believe it but he was actually agreeing with Zim.
"Fine whatever, we'll talk later." Dib walked over and grabbed a guitar and stood near a mike. Zim did the same. Skoodge sat by the drums, Keef grabbed a bass guitar, and Gir had bongos (so fitting for him, don't you think?).
The lights turned off and the curtains opened.
"Please clap your hands and shake your booties for The Worm babies of DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!"
The lights turned on and the band started with a heavy thick rhythm, and they played Zim's song. The crowd moved with the beat, jumping up and down, and Zim sang loudly, his eyes closed, his antennae twitching. Dib couldn't help but stare at him. Maybe He was using Zim for his own personal needs, but who really cares? He still felt something, and he wanted Zim all to himself.
When Zim's song ended the crowd cheered and Zim grinned. 'It's working.' he thought to himself and he turned towards Dib. Zim nodded acknowledging that it was Dib's turn and dib breathed deeply and started the song. The tune was sad and mournful and the crowd swayed back and forth, some started moaning to the song. Dib broke out in song, eyes closed tight, hands curled into balls and held near his chest. He rocked back and forth with the microphone. All he could think about were the words his dad said and his feelings and confusion for Zim. Zim was watching him intently, observing his every move, and once again he felt compelled to do something, anything, to be near the Dib. At the last chorus Dib started screaming the words, and crying. He opened his eyes near the end and unhooked the microphone. He walked across the stage and went up to Zim, he was so close to Zim that there were only 4 inches of space in between them. Zim stopped playing and Dib sang the last refrain,
Can you feel me?
Can I feel you?
And finally our dreams Will start to come true.
When dib finished he dropped the microphone. He reached forward and grabbed Zim and pulled him close into a kiss. Dib pressed Zim's lips to his and held him there. Zim didn't know what to do, why was the human acting so weirdly? But when Zim heard the cheers of the crowds he reached behind Dib's head and pulled him away and then into a tight embrace. The crowd cheered and Dib started crying as he held onto Zim. "Maybe it's not so bad to be who I am…" he whispered to Zim.
Zim smiled and the lights faded to black.
My god that's so mush like. Lol. What exactly is the difference between mush and fluff anyway? I have no idea. Oh I love my argument with Dib. It just popped in my head. Anywho, if you didn't like something tell me about it, and if you did I'll try to do I more. Thanky and good night!