Remus flooed into Snape's room where Snape was lying on the bed, 6 months pregnant, extremely swollen and eating a chocolate covered pickle.
"What do YOU want?" Snape asked moodily.
"Has it kicked yet?" Remus asked impatiently, ignoring the last remark.
"Why don't you feel and see, since YOU'RE the parent!" Snape said dryly, he still hadn't forgotten that Remus had gone against him and gone to Dumbledore about keeping the baby.
"Look, I'm sorry Severus, I didn't want you to abort it!"
"Well good that you are taking it, this child will be a thorn removed from my side." He said and Remus sighed and sat down next to Snape on the bed. He put his hand on Snape's rounded belly and Sirius found this the right first time to kick. Remus's eyes lit up and he ran out the room quickly.
"Oh well! Might as well start on torture three!" Sirius thought and kicked Snape in the ribs. He carried on kicking until he felt another gentle hand on Snape, Harry's hand. He softly kicked and Harry spoke excitedly.
"Wow! It's so amazing!" He gasped.
"I know, isn't it going to be wonderful, like a little brother to you!" Remus said, due to the fact that Harry was now moving in at the Christmas holidays with Remus, his substitute godfather, into a flat Remus had recently gotten after his new job. He was looking much better and had more money now that the werewolf laws were being reversed one by one.
"I know, like the family I have always wanted!" Harry sighed a little more sadly and Remus hugged him.
"Come on, want to go to Hogmeade for dinner?" Remus asked and Harry cheered up.
"Ok!" He said and they walked out the room where Sirius resumed kicking Snape.