Steel Shadow: I don't own Yoshi or Kirby but I do own the room incredibly sharp, pointy objects.

Yoshi, Kirby and the room of incredibly sharp, pointy objects.

One day Yoshi and Kirby were walking down a road they never bothered noticed before out of boredom when they saw house they had never bothered to notice before. So naturally they went in side.

They found a living room with a TV the size of the wall and the world's most comfy couch that connected to a kitchen with a fridge filled with all the foods they liked and would ever need. So they did the only thing they could. They raided the fridge, lay on the couch, switched on the TV (that had 9999 billion cable channels) and vegetated for the next three weeks, only getting up to piss and go to the fridge.

Then at the end of the three weeks the family who lived there return. When the man of the house saw the green dino and pink ball of fluff he screamed loudly, "How dare you come in here, eat all our food, make a giant mess and watch TV. Well I sending you into the(dark punishing voice) ROOM OF INCREDIBLY SHARP, POINTY OBJECTS!" with that he pressed a red button on the wall and a hole appeared under Yoshi and Kirby. They tried to fly back up but were too heavy from all the food they had eaten.

So they plummeted down into the ROOM OF INCREDIBLY SHARP, PIONTY OBJECTS! Where they died a horribly painful, icky death from all the incredibly sharp pointy objects.

THE END

Steel Shadow: Behold my second chapter on the day after I posted the first one. Oh and me and Vader the second are making a new story at my place. I hope you liked this chapter. And I nearly forgot SAMUS ARAN AND BOWSER ARE THE GREASTEST.