Whee! OMG. When my friend David says this, it's the funniest thing in the world. He says it so hilariously. XD
Vampires
The little reindeer didn't want to believe it. It couldn't be true.
Chopper had grown suspicious when his best friend started spending more time in the kitchen lately. Too much time. He let it slide when Sanji politely but bluntly denied him access to see Usopp when he tried to enter said kitchen.
He even turned the other cheek when strange red marks appeared on Usopp's neck.
It wasn't until Chopper remembered one of Usopp's many stories that his suspicions were confirmed. It all fit! The sudden privacy, the strange noises and numerous red marks. Sanji's pale skin and nightly strolls only made his accusation solid.
Sanji was a vampire.
All those stories Usopp had told him about vampires. All the facts were right there! Sanji was a vampire and he was using Usopp as food. The reindeer clicked his hooves together and sighed. But why would the sniper keep it from him? Why would he lie to him? Usopp had never lied to him before! (LMAO)Maybe Usopp was protecting the, sacrificing himself.Maybe it was just coincidence. He needed more proof. So the doctor set out to find it.
He peeked out of the cabin and scanned the deck. Nami was lying on a lawn chair, sunbathing. Zoro was asleep, propped up against the mast, Luffy in his arms, asleep as well. Robin was sitting in a chair and writing in a red book furiously, occasionally glancing at Luffy and Zoro, then at the kitchen door.
Running as fast as his short legs could manage, the cute little creature scrambled across the deck and stood on a crate and stared into the window.
It was dim inside, so he couldn't see much. But he smelled something cooking…Mmmmm... smells like… ARGH! That didn't matter! Focus! Your friend's life is on the line here! Chopper peered harder through the window and saw the outline of Sanji's and Usopp's bodies. He gasped at their positions. The blonde had the marksman backed against the wall, an arm wrapped tightly around him while his other hand was buried deep in his almost never unbound hair.
Maybe it was the flames. Maybe it was Chopper's over active imagination. But when the flames from the stove shot up, illuminating the kitchen, Sanji's teeth looked pointed, his skin paler. The entire scene spoke EVIL. The flames died down just as he swooped down to take Usopp's lips in a kiss. The young doctor blinked to adjust to the dimness again. By that time Sanji had moved from the sniper's lips to his neck. Usopp was breathing a bit hard. Chopper's brown eyes widened in shock.
As Chopper fell from his perch, all he could think was…
The man who makes the best food in the world…who I trust with my life…is a vampire...and has been all along. And he's using my best friend!
End
I've been thinking about this for a while now…Hm…OOC? Nah….aw…who CARES…Unbearably short I know… and here is where Nami comes in. at some point…Boy I'm hungry -.- I have NO school tomorrow cuz of a hurricane warning! Woot! Now about that food…