This is increasingly DIFFICULT!
Change
What. The. Fuck.
I lifted my shades andlooked to my left and saw our little doctor on his back, an overturned crate next to him. I swear, as soon as I find a better one, I'm leaving this crew.
Lifting my shades I pushed back my red hair "Chopper! What the heck are you doing?" Faster than I would've imagined, the reindeer jumped up and gave me a timid look of shame. Aw…
I patted the place next to me and he trudged over and sat down next to me. A cool breeze blew by, carrying the sounds of snores from my captain and his first mate into my ears. I heard the click of high heels and saw Robin walking to her room, red book in hand. What was with that book anyway? She hasn't stopped writing in it or put it down since...Usoppstarted spending all his time in the kitchen...with Sanji. She nodded at me and quickly disappeared into her room. O…K…
I didn't realize how quiet it was until he spoke. "What do you think they're doing in there?" They? Who was…oh…ooohh…Oh!
I grimaced, and silently chided myself for it. I know what Sanji'd be doing if he were alone. He'd be offering me anything I wanted, pledging his undying love for me (That liar…) or waiting on me, hand and foot. I hate doing things for myself sometimes. It's not that I'm lazy or anything…ok yeah, I am a bit lazy but Sanji enjoyed it! Hmph. But he wasn't alone, hence the grimace. I don't like changes that aren't in my favor.(And even when they are,I still hate them!)This particular thought only made me frown more. Gotta stop…don't need wrinkles now…or ever…
"Nami?"
"Eh? Oh…What?"
"I said, what do you think they're doing in there?"
I tapped my foot murderously on the wooden floor to keep from scowling. Why should I care what they're doing? Psh.
"Who knows? Who cares anyway…"
"D-d-do you think…have you e-ever thought of Sanji as…like, not human?"
What was this little fuzz ball talking about?
"What are you talking about? Sanji is as human as the rest of us…except you."
"Y-you really think so? Nothing strange or –"
Ok. Something's wrong.
"Chopper what's wrong? You're even more…uh…you're strange today"
I guess I said the wrong thing because he started to panic. His eyes widened and he started touching his mouth and staring up at the sky.
"Oh no! What happened? Aaaaahhh! He probably did it while I was asleep! Noooo! I don't wanna change! I don't wanna be a vampire! The sun! What if I melt! My teeth are pointed! Aaaaahhh!"
I let him rant on for a while. I had no idea what the fuck he was talking about. But it was amusing, in a sick, twisted funny way. After a few minutes I got bored of his panic attack and clacked him one on the back of the head. "Calm down. Now, what the hell is going on?"
Chopper looked at me all panicky and took a deep breathe. "Sanji's a vampire"
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I think insulted Chopper just a tad bit when I laughed continuously for ten minutes straight… I stopped when I saw worry in his eyes; my face must've turned blue.
Whew…Good times, good times…ok…
"Now why would you think that?"
"Cause Usopp told me stories about them! And Sanji fits the profile…Vampires are real aren't they?"
As soon as I heard Usopp, my mind stopped. That boy and his lies…I should stop this idiocy right now. But Chopper always looks so happy when he hears a story…
Meh...
"Sanji's not a vampire Chopper."
"You sure?"
"Positive!"
"O-ok…so…I'm not turning into a vampire?"
I couldn't hold in the giggle. "No you're not."
He nodded his furry head and swung his legs from the chair, staring at the sky. "I miss Usopp"
? "Usopp's in the kitchen…"
"With Sanji"
Oh yeah…Chopper's bored. I'm bored. Ah huh….
"Lets go inside and do inventory, then after that we can do a puzzle or something"
"Ah…ok."
Of course we'd never be able to do the food inventory till later, when the kitchen is empty. I walked with the little doctor at my side and restrained from looking at the kitchen door. I noticed that Chopper did too.
I'm bored and I'm hanging out with a reindeer. Good change. Bad change. I still hate change.
End
Lmao. XD. Ok. This had like…NO point XD cept that Nami is a self centered whore who wants to take advantage of Sanji….AGAIN! But I like Nami. She has her moments…unlike Scheris from SCRYED…hate that whore… ok OFF TOPIC!
XD did you like it? Did you hate it? Too OOC? Too IC? XD Too IC. LOL.
I think I actually did good on this one. Or semi good…bah who CARES. Next chapter...its gonna be a SHORT one though!