Disclaimer: I dont own Yu Yu Hakusho or Hiei or a wedding ring...

I Wont Let Him

It all started one annoyingly bright day. I relaxed in my tree on the edge of Ningenkai. I hated the place, of course, but stayed to keep a close eye on Yukina and partly because Mukuro was being a bitch.

Some how the stupid human got the idea he could marry my sister. Even though everyone seems oblivious to our relationship I just can't let it go down. So when I saw the big baboon I really didn't waste anytime getting to the temple. Surprisingly enough the whole crew was in the room surrounding the small girl. The unmoving swarm made it almost impossible to get to her. When I finally made it she looked at me with a weird expression that looked like she was thinking that I was a black cockroach.

I think I counteracted with a how dare you look at your older brother like that look and because of it, Botan gave that shrill screech of hers a run for its money. She thought that I meant to tell Yukina that she was my sibling. She probably would have if I hadn't threatened to take her head off. In fact I believe that I told her not to tell a soul living or dead, it's doubtful that she did not.

"Well are you going to tell her that you're her bro…"

I snapped my head around so suddenly that it felt as if I had been spun, really, really fast. The glare that I sent her way said enough and she covered her mouth with both hands.

"Opps. It just slipped out I promise. Besides I didn't actually say that you two have the same mo…"

That's it finish the sentence, the word even and you will no longer be the guardian of the river Styx, I will make sure or it.

And he ruins another of my many feverous attempts at ending the ferry girl's life, because one needs a reason to kill. Or do they?

My conspiring facial expression scared the poop, yes the poop out of everyone. Which I might add almost had me rolling on the floor roaring with laughter, ominous laughter none the less.

Kuwabara was lost. That wasn't too astonishing to say the least.

I, on the other hand had jumped from devising on a way to kill Botan to the colossal buffoon standing to my left. Again I had that malevolent appearance.

Drowning in his stupidity he was unaware of the perilous predicament he was stepping into and made it worse by revealing the exquisite wedding band. Both pairs of crimson eyes exploded, with one major difference. The feminine explosion was one of complete delight and mine, well it was of uncontrollable forces.

I was flaming, giving off a rancid vibe and starring ruptures through his dense body. At long last I was lost to myself, lost to my sanity, and lost to my self restraint. Dashing at the huge man I lunged and began to ruthlessly bash his head in. It was fun, it was exciting, it was killing me.

When I realized the pain that was surging through my body it was too late. A massive body was crushing my lungs causing it very difficult to inhale.

Cringing my teeth and demanding as much as a person could, being smashed and all "Get the hell off me!"

All that got me was a menacing snicker. Kuwabara hoisted himself just a foot above my torso; he followed the action and slammed his butt back into my ribs. The blow pulverized one of them and the world became very murky. Before anyone could prevent the bulky human from completely annihilating my respiratory system he had crushed three more ribs.

How do I know this? Well the horrid blood spurting from my mouth and the crude crunching sounds that filled the room were exceptional signs.

Well that is the first chapter. Comments are appretiated! Also have an open mind when you read this...its going to get strange

ja ne