Uh oh! China

Last time…

"Its his first time on a plane so do you think he could get someone to show him to his seat?"

A young woman walked up and I followed her. I took one last look before turning the corner to see Kurama waving.

And I didn't wave back.

The lady led me to my seat, which I found to be smashed between two very large Americans. The women smiled at me from over her magazine, right then I knew Id have some major problems with her. Crawling was the only possible way to get to the middle chair so I had to maneuver over the large man blocking the isle. He was reluctant to have a little kid obscure his vision with the woman; he let me know it whenan abrupt action from himmade me fall to my knees wailing just a bit.

I lie.

Tears where running from my eyes.

Women wouldn't understand it, but getting hit in a certain spot is really painful and this man had nothing against using that method.

After I quickly collected myself I gave him the most wicked of stares and sat down. The plane started with a roar, even more so as it sped up. My ears did something really funny and I felt really light headed. The woman saw this then burst into laughter.

I had no idea where I was going but I wished it would go by faster, the man was snoring louder than the plane itself.

The woman had finished her magazine; she was now looking at me like I was a model in it. "Hello my name is Helen. Whats yours?"

I didn't want to answer her. Maybe she would think that I didn't understand English and leave me alone! That was a wild thought…it also didn't work. She kept asking and asking until I gave in. "Its Jaganshi Hiei. And I'm not a little kid." Had to make that clear, didn't I?

This caused her to smile even more. "Your English is quite good; your accent is what gives your nationality away. So do I call you 'jeganeshi' or 'hiyi'?"

That was exactly how she pronounced my name too which ticked me off.

"Its fine if you just keep your mouth shut." It came out exactly how I wanted it, snappy and very superior to her. It worked very well too.

I was fully awake the whole trip which seemed to take forever. Turbulence signaled that the flying machine had landed, I was sooo happy! We were unloaded like cattle, pushing and pulling, yanking things, it was a total mess. When I finally got out I had no idea where I was.

The people still looked Asian, the same height, the eyes where slightly narrower than that of the Japanese. A man grabbed my arm, pulling me to the side; he pulled out a card that had my name on it.

"Iz thes yuo?" His English was horrible. What he really meant was 'is this you'. I nodded as I gave the man my routine look over. This time he pulled me towards another gate. I had to be scanned again, luckily this time I didn't have to undress. I boarded another plane.

My seat was by the isle and a girl about my size sat in the other. She didn't seem to notice me sitting down and trying to make the hard cushion to my liking. Soft weeping sounds came from her and I couldn't help but notice that she was crying.

The plane started down the road on which it were to take off. Before the sight of land disappeared behind the clouds the girl whispered, "Good bye Shanghai." She turned to see me watching her and to my surprise, embraced me.

To tell you the truth I had tons of women chasing after my good looks but never had one touch me like this, nor would I allow it. She was lucky that I was so shocked and bedazzled to do anything about it.

This girl kept me close, wetting my cloak from her tears. This shanghai must have been important to her. She pulled back with a grin on her face. "Hi mi name iz Xi. Yours?"

Again the accent was off but it was understandable. "Its Jaganshi Hiei." Short and brief, that's how I wanted to keep it between me and her. It only gave me another smile before she turned to admire the scenery. During the whole trip I kept my eyes away from her, or tried to.

"Jaganshi." I opened my eyes to glance over. "I'm cold." It was evident that she was, her skin was covered with chill bumps. But what was I supposed to do about it? Warm her up with my ki? I don't think so, but that's when I remembered I didn't need my cloak that much. So I gave it to her. To me it seemed like a good deed, it turned out to be a bad idea.

Once her eyes caught sight of the Black Dragon tattoo it was downhill, literally. Everything started to shake, outside a storm had begun and lightening shot through the air. The intercom came on to tell everyone to stay calm.

What I want to know is how am I supposed to stay calm? I'm a fire youkai! I can't swim and we are over a big ass ocean!

The girl jumped into my seat and held herself close to me while screaming with the rest of the passengers. The thing that nearly ended my life was those plastic breathing devices popping out of the cabinet, aimed at my face. I swear someone is trying to kill me without the violence and let me tell you they're doing an excellent job.

Yes well not all the chapters in a story can be hilarious all the way through now can it? If so then forgive me. I had to introduce this girl and have the story chug along. I was really planning on doing something with the beginning that is why I emphasized the 'americans'. Oh and do remember Hiei is rather stupid to say the least.This is his first time out of Japan, for my story line, and has no idea that Shanghai is actually a city inChina.

Hope you like and leave an opinion! If not then hey, the fourth chapter will be still coming. Just keep reading, itll get very, very strange. But you could all ready tell that from the title, ne?

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