A/N: ... You know the drill by now, don't you? Also, I'll upload more when I feel like editing, which I, admittedly, do not at all right now. Until then...
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"Come in!"
Uno's assistant sighed. He had reacted pretty well to the last overhaul command, but she didn't know how long that would last.
"The ratings for the Pretty Pretty Princess Magical Twirl Sparkle Glitter Love Love show were even worse than for All My Pirates," she said, handing him the envelope.
Uno once again extracted the contents. "Boy, I didn't call that one at all." He thumbed through the memo. "Hm. Trying to cash in on that trend, then? Can't say I blame them." He stuffed them back into the envelope and thrust it back at his assistant.
"To the writers, then?"
"We won't be needing them," Uno said, lighting a cigar.
His assistant coughed.